10 Ways To Take Your Sex Toys on a Plane.. and NOT Get Embarrased

I recently went on a trip to Atlanta. I was going for a week, and no-boyfriend-haver that I am, wanted to take my pleasure stick with me.

Then I thought about the TSA, x-ray conveyor belts, potential asshole TSA agents, shocked on-lookers, and decided to leave my plastic love machine at home.

And let me tell ya, it was missed.

Fired up, I wondered why I should have to be without some battery operated lovin because of what I feared the TSA would do. Why should I worry about looky-loos staring, laughing, gasping at my inanimate love slave?

NO! I wasn't going to let that fly anymore. (Pun intended).

Surely there was a way I could carry it on so I could carry on at my hotel.

In typical ME fashion, I got to researchin'. I found some practical and non-embarrassing actions to take when one wants to bring aboard sex toys without bringing on embarrassment.


1) Remove the Batteries:  

Rule numero UNO! A bag that's buzzing will definitely be opened and searched by security, so take the batteries out before you pack it. This voids any chance of your toy going off en route. I had a friend who vibrators you had to plug in to a socket but then again, my friend was in the big leagues. She was a vibrator All-Star. I didn't know if she was trying to have a good time or simulate being in labor, but I digress.

2) Pack Your Item In A See-Through Plastic Bag

In the event that your baggage gets searched, you don’t want a customs officer handling your intimate buddy with any nasty customs officered hands, so pack your toy in a clear plastic bag. – They x-ray machine can see what’s inside and it’s a hygienic storage option when you’re on-the-go. This leads us to # 3.

3) Attach a Note

Now that you've packed your orgasmer in a plastic bag, you could take it a step further by including a note. You can also use a photo its original packaging in case there's any mistaken identity. The disco-stick can speak for itself when the (big) letters can be read through the x-ray machine. Nothing says vibrator, quite like a note that says "VIBRATOR." Or if you want to keep it classy, use the term "personal massager." 

You won't be fooling anyone though..heh heh.

4) Keep It Small

This might be a tall order for some, but remember: We're trying to avoid embarrassment here. When it comes to restrictions on items for air travel, the TSA states that “tools” with a length of 7 inches are suitable for carry-on luggage. This means that petite, discreet massagers are the safest bets. 

The plug-in, baby head sized gear my friend had might have to wait for a road trip. Maybe you'll like one of these: Discreet Sex Toys for Travel 

5) Be Honest 

If an airport security agent asks you what’s in your bag, or has you explain an item on the x-ray display; tell it to them the truth. This will save you being pulled aside for further questioning and could help avoid any unnecessary rummaging through your bag. Although traveling with sex toys is completely legal in the US, you may still encounter TSA officials whose conduct toward you may be rude or unprofessional. If this happens at a security screening area, request to speak with a supervisor. You can submit a formal complaint or email the TSA's Contact Center at TSA-ContactCenter@dhs.gov.

If you believe you've been the target of discriminatory conduct you can file a complaint at Don't Fuck With Me.

6) Bring a Toy That Doesn't Look Like A Sex Toy

Bringing a toy that doesn’t look like a sex toy is not to trick the TSA. It's ultimately the electronics inside the toy that ping their radars so they'll know. A disguised toy is good because it won’t call attention from nosey nearby travelers. The last thing you need is your ordeal recorded on someones phone. Facebook, Youtube, Worldstar.. I've never met anyone who wanted to be famous because they had a dildo in their bag. One way to prevent the threat of this is #7.

7) Ask To Be Screened In Private

This is a great option if you're truly apprehensive about having having your device taken out in public. Getting through security may take a bit longer, but the risk of embarrassment in front of other travelers is decreased drastically if not eliminated completely.

8) Don't Pack it in Your Carry On

If you have a bag you're checking, pack it there. And again, take out the batteries! If you think taking out a buzzing vibrator at the security check point is bad, imagine being pulled off a plane because they think your buzzing bag may be a bomb. It sounds extreme but it could happen.

9) Leave it Home

The only way to be 100% sure that you won't be stopped or embarrassed by carrying a personal toy aboard your flight is to leave it at home. You can always buy an inexpensive vibrating apparatus at any local drug store, usually in the condom section. I know it may not be the trusty companion you're used to, but they can do the trick. Being away from home AND going through TSA?

Not the best time to be a dildo-snob, yes?

10) Know if Sex-Toys Are Allowed at Your Destination 

Believe it or not, sex toys aren’t accepted in every place on the globe. Some countries and regions have bans on your little buzzing buddy, like India, the United Arab Emirates and Saudi Arabia — even some US States. If you’re not sure if your destination allows sex toys, do your research. 'Better safe than sorry' is just a Google search away, and can save you a whole lot of trouble.

List of Countries That Don't Allow Sex-Toys

Be especially careful if you're a man travelling with these toys. Being gay is illegal in many parts of the world. Toys are supposed to provide fun, not jail time, and certainly not a beat down from homophobic law enforcement. If you're not a gay man, international officials may think you are by having these items so again, be cautious.

I hope this list helps you feel more at ease taking your good time tools with you. Traveling with your toys can be fuss-free, and once you arrive at your destination, can make it easier to relax and enjoy being in a new place.

Travel safe.
Travel smart.

WTS.

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The Most Sexually Kick-Ass Songs By Women.. Part II

Welcome to Part II of one of the most comprehensive lists of the most sexually aggressive /slash/ kick-ass songs by women. In Part I we covered women artists from A-M. Now we finish the alphabet and list with more lewd, unabashed, raw, fun and sexy music ever released by a female.

As per Part I, the criteria for making the list were as follows:

Requirements for the list.

A) The women had to be themselves. More specifically, the women had to have songwriting credit on the song. If SHE wrote it, chances are, SHE meant it.

AND/OR,

B) Delivery. The delivery of the lyrics is most important because that's where the EMOTION lies. The stand out, in your face BOOM! And if you're asking a guy for sex, it's not exactly the time to be Minnie Mouse.

There was no way these songs could be numbered in order of greatness, so they're listed alphabetically.

And to reiterate, make sure you actually listen to the music. Reading the description and scrolling along won't show you the effect.

So ready?

Let's go.

12) Peaches. 99% of the music by Peaches is sexually explicit. She sings of sex with women, women and men, men and men and even women with men AS a men. Her lyrics have no boundaries. In her 40's and fearless, Peaches has mastered shock-fuck performances. Of all the songs in Peaches catalog that could easily be on this list, we chose "Billionaire" (2009) because in this song, Peaches brags that she'll fuck you like one.

"Billionaire"

11) Liz Phair, "Flower", (1993). The first thing that comes to mind is "Wo!" This is a woman who called up a label, told them to sign her, sent them a flimsy demo, and got her way.  In this song, she tells a guy, "I want to be your blowjob queen" which upset critics. Subsequently, Liz was labeled a "pandering slut" in a review by a renowned critic and producer. Liz's first album "Exile in Guyville" is an avant-garde and wild must-have. "Flower" put Liz, and her dirty mind, on the map.

"Flower"

10) POE, "Not A Virgin," (2000). Let's start by looking at the title. One can guess this song isn't about Algebra. We love Poe because she doesn't care about what people think. AT ALL. She sings with no hesitation,  ".. I been hung up, I get down, and I'll start it over again.." Whatever you say Poe. Her attitude is unafraid and matter-of-fact. And of course, non-virginal. 

"Not A Virgin"

9) "Buttons" The Pussycat Dolls, (2005). This song definitely calls a guy on his talk. "..loosen up my buttons babe, but you keep frontin, saying what you gon' do to me, but I ain't seen nothin.." I doesn't get any more direct than that. The Pussycat Dolls make it clear in this song that they are down for whatever. Maybe they should be called The Pussy Dolls?..

 "Buttons"

 

       

8) Your Mamma Won't Like Me, Suzi Quatro, (1975). Suzi cameo'd as Leather Tuscadero on Happy Days. She was a full-time musician, and became the first female bass player to become a major rock star. This song is an example of her abrasive-feminine style. Suzi has sold over 50 million albums worldwide, and continues to rock out venues and concerts. She's also active in criticizing today's young starlets for their "soft porn" images.

"Your Mamma Won't Like Me"

7) "Inside My Love," by Minnie Riperton, (1975). This song could be classified as a risque lullaby. She uses angelic vocals to ask a man if he'd like to be inside her vagina. "Will you come inside me?" is the question of the song. Minnie claimed that the song was about more than sexual propositioning. It was about intimacy. Radio was minimal in its support, and the song peaked at a disappointing 26 on the charts. Minnie died in 1979 at age 31 from breast cancer. Her music and sensual voice live on.

"Inside My Love"

6) "Saturday Night Special" by the Runaways, (1979). Don't we just love the Runaways? They were talented of musicians who grew up to amazing  in their own right, but they were also a group that -initially- was put together to capitalize on the "Lolita" fantasy. Underage girls who were hot, and yep. It WORKED. The Runaways were wild and rebellious teens who took their partying and music seriously. "Saturday Night Special" could be an anthem for loose teenagers. "I'm young and easily bored.." Yeah ok. Just make sure you're young and well protected. 

"Saturday Night Special"

 

5) "Love to Love You Baby" by Donna Summer, (1975). The song's simulated orgasms were recorded while lying on her back in a darkened studio. She said she imagined how Marilyn Monroe would've recorded it, and acted accordingly. This song, including it's simulated sex, was originally 17 minutes long. In addition to propelling Donna's career, this song was credited for launching a 10 year long herpes epidemic. This is by far one of the most sensual, sexual songs ever made. 

"Love to Love You Baby"

4) "Wild About That Thing," Bessie Smith, (1929). This song was recorded during a time when women were expected to be mothers and wives, not traveling blues musicians. This was the year of the great Stock Market crash, and Gospel music was the majority in Black homes. When Bessie Smith came out with a song with lyrics like, "Give it to me proper..", she, like many female blues singers, was labeled loose and "ungodly." Bessie's bravery for recording music that discussed being happy about a man's penis -during the 20's- is impressive. Bessie Smith is a blues legend and WTS shero.

"Wild About That Thang"

4) "Sweet Stuff" by Sylvia, (1973). The "Pillow Talk" album in its entirety is a complete seductionfest. This song is direct yet kittenesque. She invites a potential lover to her "crib with a waterbed.." and fills the entire song with moaning and heavy breathing. This song is sophisticated, feminine and sensual. I would advise checking out the whole album. It's extremely interesting and alluring.

"Sweet Stuff"

3) "Call Me" by Tweet, (2002). Tweet's debut album 'Southern Hummingbird' was a classic. Her voice is soft and strong at the same time. This song is asking a lover to pay her a visit, and "she'll be sure to meet, with no panties on.." Although provocative, this song is smooth and subtle. Her invite for sexual trysts aren't too aggressive. She may want him to do her, but she's a lady about it.

"Call Me"

 

2) "Hard As a Rock," Cherry Vanilla, (1978). Cherry started out as David Bowie's publicist and became a rock singer in the early 1970's. She was best known for her modus operandi - namely- offering blowjobs to dj's who would play Bowie's records on their stations. She was a major player in the British punk scene, and her brashness was revered. Hard as a rock indeed. This song was pre-Viagra..

"Hard as a Rock"

1) Vanity 6, "Nasty Girl." Classic. Tastefully nasty. Legendary sex appeal. Vanity is one of the most beautiful women who ever did it. Prince knew what he was doing when he formed this group. This appearance on Soul Train is an example of why they were so successful: Authentic sex appeal. All natural. Beautiful women who wanted to have sex but remain nameless. The original Vagina 6, the final of the list.

"Nasty Girl"

This concludes our comprehensive list of the most Sexually Kick-Ass songs by women. 

These women went up against radio, religion, stereotypes and gender roles that attempted to control and censor them. 

We honor them in this collage and honor all women who seek their desires with determination and self-confidence.

Even if the men get mad.

Any songs that should've been included but weren't?

The "comments" section por favor.

Till next time.

Keep rockin.

The Most Sexually Kick-Ass Songs By Women.. Part I

Welcome to one of the most comprehensive lists of the most sexually aggressive /slash/ kick-ass songs by women. Before we get into the music, understand why this post was a must-do.

As forward and sexually aggressive as women can be,

It can still be treated as taboo.

Society has become majorly progressive, but it still judges women and places restrictions on how we "should" and "should not" behave, especially as it pertains to our sexual interactions. Men still like to be the aggressor for the most part, and women - who like to be the aggressor and go after what they want sexually - run the risk of being negatively labeled.

Whore.
Slut.
Loose.

Sadly, Confident hardly ever makes this list. Oddly enough, Confidence is exactly what it takes to be this bold.

We wanted to showcase women who had the guts to be sexually provocative. Women who made their propositions LOUDLY, and didn't need permission. Brazen females who let it be known in their songs:

FUCK ME.

Many of these artists were banned, boycotted and criticized by religious figures and the like because of their sexually unapologetic music.

Damn straight they deserve some accolades.

SO,

With that little tidbit out of the way, lets get into tunes, shall we?

Requirements for the list.

A) The women had to be themselves. More specifically, the women had to have songwriting credit on the song. If SHE wrote it, chances are, SHE meant it.

AND/OR,

B) Delivery. The delivery of the lyrics is most important because that's where the EMOTION lies. The stand out, in your face BOOM! And if you're asking a guy for sex, it's not exactly the time to be Minnie Mouse.

There was no way these songs could be numbered in order of greatness, so they're listed alphabetically.

Last, make sure you actually WATCH the videos. Don't just read the description and keep scrolling because you won't get the full effect. This compilation can blow your mind if you let it.

And we're off!

PART I: The Most Sexually Kick-Ass Songs By Women

26) Apollonia 6,  'Sex Shooter,'(1984). Patricia Kotero replaced Vanity in the the movie Purple Rain. Although considered one of "Prince's women," Apollonia makes no bones about the fact that she was merely hired help. While asking us to "come on and kiss the gun," she's stated emphatically that she was NEVER Prince's girlfriend. Employee or not, if Prince hired her to be sexy, he got his money's worth. 

"Sex Shooter"

26B) Vanity 6 also recorded "Sex Shooter" before the Apollonia days. Her version is an honorable mention..

"Sex Shooter" by Vanity 6

 

25) "Might Like You Better" by Amanda Blank (2009). Amanda Blank is super badass. Hailing from Philly, this rapper's lyrics are ALWAYS in your face and no holds barred. She is bold and she's knows it. She's worked with producers Spank Rock, Diplo and Dave Sitek. She's toured with label mate Santigold and (lucky fuck) opened for Peaches. She released her first solo album in 2009.

"Might Like You Better"

24) "If I'm Lucky I'll Get Picked Up," Betty Davis (1973). This song reached number 66 on the Billboard Charts. Married to Miles Davis for a year, Betty moved to London after her divorce and worked as a model. She came back to the states with the intention to work with Santana, but instead pursued her own music. Sexually rebellious and loud, many of Betty's songs were attacked by religious groups. This resulted in lack of radio play by stations who feared boycotts. Betty was a woman who was truly years before her time. She officially stopped recording music in 1979. Even the title "If I'm lucky I'll get picked Up" shows that Betty was not afraid to reveal her sexual inclinations through her music. What a fucking awesome song title.. and Woman!!

   "If I'm Lucky I'll Get Picked Up"

23)  "Take It Off" by The Donnas (2002). They're propositioning a guy, asking bluntly, "Why don't you break me off?" Reminiscent of the Runaways, the Donna's (who go by Donna 1, Donna 2, Donna 3 and Donna 4) used be known as 'The Electrocutes.' They're currently working on an album despite their original drummer having to leave the project due to a shoulder injury. As live performers, these women are electric and can definitely break any crowd off.

"Take it Off"

22) "Sugar Walls" by Sheena Easton (1984). The second single from her, 'A Private Heaven' album, this song was publicly criticized by televangelist Jimmy Swaggart for its sexual lyrics. It was written by Prince under the pseudonym Alex Nevermind, and reached number 3 on the R&B charts. Sheena was a nice girl before she hooked up with Prince. She went from singing about her baby's morning train to the lining of her vagina. This song is definitely direct and upfront. Would you like some sugar with that?..

"Sugar Walls"

21) 'Kiss Me Deadly' by Lita Ford (1988). "Went to a party last Saturday night, didn't get laid but that's alright.." During the 'Hair Band' era, Lita Ford (formerly of Glamrock band the Runaways) held her own and held it down for the ladies. 'Kiss Me Deadly' was named the 76th best Hard Rock Song of All Time. Currently, Lita's voice and likeness can be found in the XBox and Playstation3 video game 'Brutal Legend.' In this video, I love the way she acts like she's riding a guy at..1:43. Classic.

 "Kiss Me Deadly"

 

20) 'Freak Like Me' by Adina Howard, (1995). A confessional into her Freakdom, this single went certified Gold when it was released. The downside was, this song pigeonholed Adina into singing only about sex. No one took her seriously as an artist and her career hit its plateau with this single. She's currently working on her Culinary Arts degree.

  "Freak Like Me"

 

19) "Funk Me," by H.W.A. (1990). H.W.A. stands for Hoes Wit Attitudes. With a name like that, what type of music would one expect? Every song they did was related sex. "Funk Me" was the first single off their first album titled 'Livin in a Hoe House.' This same album offered the song "Little Dick" which is one of my personal faves. The song is hilarious, and this groups brutal honesty about what they want and their feelings about all things sex is unmatched. H.W.A. is currently touring select dates, mostly overseas.

"Funk Me"

 

18) "Tattooed Love Boys" by Chrissie Hynde (the Pretenders, 1979). In this songs Chrissie sings about "target practice in the hole." I love it. Singing to the tattooed love boys she once teased, they showed her "what that hole was for." The band the Pretenders was formed AROUND Chrissie in 1978. She was the star and needed mates to back her. Always fearless and honest in her music, Chrissie Hynde is a musical legend. This 80's punk rock-new wave jam is the perfect song to taunt any guy.

"Tattooed Love Boys"

17) "Slow Tongue" by Millie Jackson (1983). The QUEEN of dirty talk in music. No topic was taboo. She sang about fucking your man, you fucking my man, can you fuck like a man, fuck you and lick it motherfucker.

Millie was no joke.

She's a phenomenal entertainer as you'll see in this clip. Talk about BOLD, Millie not only talks the talk she walks the walk- ON STAGE. "Slow Tongue" is one of the most outrageous performances by a woman and during it's heyday, made many people uncomfortable. She sang about sex and it's relatives during a time when women were still very much expected to stick to their to gender roles. Currently, she hosts a radio show in Atlanta and has been doing so for the past 17 years. Millie Jackson is absolutely the QUEEN of Fuck songs. Google her and find out yourself.

"Slow Tongue"

16) 'My Neck My Back' by Khia, (2002). One hit wonder Khia doesn't make you guess what she wants licked: Her NECK, her BACK, her PUSSY and her CRACK and in that order. Lick it now, lick it good. According to Wikipedia, she was describing both cunnilingus and anilingus. She supposedly wrote this song in 15 minutes. I'd never heard the term "anilingus" before reading about her. Alrighty then.

 

"My Neck My Back"

 

 

15) "Do Me" by Jean Knight, (1972). Given the year it was released, this song was provocative for its time. Jean was most known for her song 1971 hit "Mr. Big Stuff," which was on the same album. She was later known for her '80s hit, "My Toot Toot" in which she declared, "I know ya gotta another woman, so don't mess with my toot toot." What a cute way to tell someone to fuck off, no? In this song Jean asks her lover to "do me baby, like a natural man, any way you can." Sang with lust and confidence, this song communicates what Jean wants and how she wants it.

"Do Me"

14) Lil Kim, "Big Mama Thang," (1996). When the first line of a song is "I used to be scared of the dick, now I throw lips to the shit, handle it like a real bitch.." One can gather that when it comes to sex, Lil Kim ain't so "lil." Raunchy and ready, Lil' Kim established herself as a sexually aggressive vixen. She could fuck you and fuck you up. Whuh Whuh..

"Big Mamma Thang"

13) "Justify My Love" by Madonna, (1990). Written by her (alleged) ex-lover Lenny Kravitz, this video was banned by every major music video outlet for its extreme sexual themes, including girl-on-girl intimacy. If you listen, you can hear the moans and groans of Lenny singing background vocals. This song is fucking incredible, and one of the sexiest, most sensual songs ever made.

"Justify My Love"

That concludes Part I, but there is one honorable mention. I was going to include this as "Best Song About Masturbation" but in light of new information, that's changed. We say a very peaceful Goodbye to Chrissy Amphlette who died on April 21st after battling breast cancer and Multiple Sclerosis. She was the lead singer of The Divinyls, famous for their 1991 hit "I Touch Myself." Initially about masturbation, upon learning she had breast cancer, Amphlette began using this song to encourage women to give themselves breast exams. She implored women to "touch themselves" in the name of health. She is survived by her husband of 14 years, Charley Drayton. 

The Divinyls, "I Touch Myself"

If you feel any songs were left out or should be on this list, feel free to leave links, names, etc in the comments.

We love raunchy songs by women. By all means, if you can recommend some, do so dammit. :-)


Part II coming soon.

WTS.

 

The DealBreaker Series: He Can't Work The Middle

Disclaimer: This is to provide ENTERTAINMENT. Attacking comments will NOT be allowed and may be deleted. Feel free to voice your opinion, but this entry is meant to be humorous. Research was done yes, but this is not statistical data. This is a blog not a bible, so open your mind before continuing to read. Thanks.

What is a DealBreaker? If you know a man who's considered a good catch but is always single or never has relationships that last, he's probably a DealBreaker. Men who are DealBreakers are not necessarily bad guys, there's just something about them that women can't and don't commit to. Or if they do commit, they "uncommit" reasonably soon.

I suppose one could say the same for men with little dicks. And for the record, if your dick is not at LEAST 5 inches, YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK. If its THICK -but still less than 5 inches- you don't have a dick you have a cigar.

Some women -surprisingly- can be understanding about men with small dicks. Maybe they themselves are small, and don't require a man to be well-endowed. Depending on the woman, she could be happy just to have a man. If he treats her well (especially financially) and they have fun, some women can overlook it. Sex isn't everything right? *smirks* Who knows exactly why women stay with little-dicked dudes, but for most dick-loving women, a small dick is not something they can live with, i.e., a "DealBreaker." If a woman has to contort her body, like say, have her feet in back of her head, EVERYTIME they have sex just so she can feel it?

It's gonna get old soon.

Sex is supposed to be SEX not yoga. Whether its too skinny (Pencil dick), too short (Sausage), or just too small period, (Gerkin) when a woman is looking to build a relationship with a man, his dick size matters. And to the "Love Conquers All" theorists,

IT DOESN'T.

There are many women who love their small-dicked counterparts, but as you can see in the following clip, it can be mighty frustrating. Feel free to skip to the 35sec mark..

For those who didn't watch SATC, SHE ENDED UP DUMPING HIM.

And don't be fooled ladies. Men who have little dicks are aware they have little dicks. The same way women know if they have big breasts, a man so too knows that he has a small pecker. When taking a leak, a man shouldn't be able to piss on their balls. Sometimes they try to fool you by inserting their finger at the same time as their penis. (Like we can't tell, HA!) And beware of the guys that wanna ply you with alcohol and other mind-dimmers before sex. Little-dicked dudes have many little-dicked tricks to try and sway your attention from the fact that their dicks look like candidates for Pampers, not Fruit of the Loom. Fortunately with lots of little-dicked guys, they learn to do other sexual activities in attempts to compensate for their lack of inches.

If they're smart, they do them well.

Mouths, fingers, tongues, lips..all tools used to make up for the fact that his dick isn't his biggest asset. (Notice vibrators weren't mentioned? Vibrators are what women use when you're not there, not when you're there and not big). If his dick can't reach the spots and areas you need it to reach, then he should be fluent in other means of getting there. Depending on how talented he is in these sexual areas, he might be able to be kept. If not, there's a good chance he will be cheated on and ultimately dumped.

Lest not forget oral sex. Many women enjoy and are turned on by giving oral sex. When a man has a small dick, how fun is that?

Women stop sucking thumbs in elementary school.

And there's nothing worse for a woman, than sincerely being interested in a guy, and learning in that moment of truth, that his dick is just not big. That its NOT gonna be the headbanging experience she was hoping for. In these instances, small dicks can be more sad for women than it is for men.  

The good news is, there's hope! And better still, there's HELP. Enter, the Dick Sleeve. Dick Sleeves are a perfect option for guys that cant fill out their undies. They can provide girth, length or both. In this day and age, there's a plethora of dick sleeve options out there. They can be studded, ribbed or ticklish. Others can vibrate, spin and create other sensations a regular dick might not achieve. there are also dick extenders! They are slid onto the penis, and voila! A bigger more satisfying penis with no surgery. Condoms can also be worn over them. Most sleeves are relatively inexpensive.

Doc Johnson Big Warhead Sleeve, $11.95

Bigger and Better Clear Lovesleeve, $9.77

Pipedream Vibrating Sleeve, 21.95

Mega Stretch Penis Extension, $9.37

I realize men may be embarrassed by the idea that they could use the assistance of one of these products, but his priority should be his woman's pleasure, NOT his pride. Men with little dicks have no right to be selfish, and should be happy a woman is willing to try this alternative.


Otherwise, his teeny peeny might cause him to remain single indefinitely, and force him to retain his title..

as a DealBreaker.