The Most Sexually Kick-Ass Songs By Women.. Part II

Welcome to Part II of one of the most comprehensive lists of the most sexually aggressive /slash/ kick-ass songs by women. In Part I we covered women artists from A-M. Now we finish the alphabet and list with more lewd, unabashed, raw, fun and sexy music ever released by a female.

As per Part I, the criteria for making the list were as follows:

Requirements for the list.

A) The women had to be themselves. More specifically, the women had to have songwriting credit on the song. If SHE wrote it, chances are, SHE meant it.

AND/OR,

B) Delivery. The delivery of the lyrics is most important because that's where the EMOTION lies. The stand out, in your face BOOM! And if you're asking a guy for sex, it's not exactly the time to be Minnie Mouse.

There was no way these songs could be numbered in order of greatness, so they're listed alphabetically.

And to reiterate, make sure you actually listen to the music. Reading the description and scrolling along won't show you the effect.

So ready?

Let's go.

12) Peaches. 99% of the music by Peaches is sexually explicit. She sings of sex with women, women and men, men and men and even women with men AS a men. Her lyrics have no boundaries. In her 40's and fearless, Peaches has mastered shock-fuck performances. Of all the songs in Peaches catalog that could easily be on this list, we chose "Billionaire" (2009) because in this song, Peaches brags that she'll fuck you like one.

"Billionaire"

11) Liz Phair, "Flower", (1993). The first thing that comes to mind is "Wo!" This is a woman who called up a label, told them to sign her, sent them a flimsy demo, and got her way.  In this song, she tells a guy, "I want to be your blowjob queen" which upset critics. Subsequently, Liz was labeled a "pandering slut" in a review by a renowned critic and producer. Liz's first album "Exile in Guyville" is an avant-garde and wild must-have. "Flower" put Liz, and her dirty mind, on the map.

"Flower"

10) POE, "Not A Virgin," (2000). Let's start by looking at the title. One can guess this song isn't about Algebra. We love Poe because she doesn't care about what people think. AT ALL. She sings with no hesitation,  ".. I been hung up, I get down, and I'll start it over again.." Whatever you say Poe. Her attitude is unafraid and matter-of-fact. And of course, non-virginal. 

"Not A Virgin"

9) "Buttons" The Pussycat Dolls, (2005). This song definitely calls a guy on his talk. "..loosen up my buttons babe, but you keep frontin, saying what you gon' do to me, but I ain't seen nothin.." I doesn't get any more direct than that. The Pussycat Dolls make it clear in this song that they are down for whatever. Maybe they should be called The Pussy Dolls?..

 "Buttons"

 

       

8) Your Mamma Won't Like Me, Suzi Quatro, (1975). Suzi cameo'd as Leather Tuscadero on Happy Days. She was a full-time musician, and became the first female bass player to become a major rock star. This song is an example of her abrasive-feminine style. Suzi has sold over 50 million albums worldwide, and continues to rock out venues and concerts. She's also active in criticizing today's young starlets for their "soft porn" images.

"Your Mamma Won't Like Me"

7) "Inside My Love," by Minnie Riperton, (1975). This song could be classified as a risque lullaby. She uses angelic vocals to ask a man if he'd like to be inside her vagina. "Will you come inside me?" is the question of the song. Minnie claimed that the song was about more than sexual propositioning. It was about intimacy. Radio was minimal in its support, and the song peaked at a disappointing 26 on the charts. Minnie died in 1979 at age 31 from breast cancer. Her music and sensual voice live on.

"Inside My Love"

6) "Saturday Night Special" by the Runaways, (1979). Don't we just love the Runaways? They were talented of musicians who grew up to amazing  in their own right, but they were also a group that -initially- was put together to capitalize on the "Lolita" fantasy. Underage girls who were hot, and yep. It WORKED. The Runaways were wild and rebellious teens who took their partying and music seriously. "Saturday Night Special" could be an anthem for loose teenagers. "I'm young and easily bored.." Yeah ok. Just make sure you're young and well protected. 

"Saturday Night Special"

 

5) "Love to Love You Baby" by Donna Summer, (1975). The song's simulated orgasms were recorded while lying on her back in a darkened studio. She said she imagined how Marilyn Monroe would've recorded it, and acted accordingly. This song, including it's simulated sex, was originally 17 minutes long. In addition to propelling Donna's career, this song was credited for launching a 10 year long herpes epidemic. This is by far one of the most sensual, sexual songs ever made. 

"Love to Love You Baby"

4) "Wild About That Thing," Bessie Smith, (1929). This song was recorded during a time when women were expected to be mothers and wives, not traveling blues musicians. This was the year of the great Stock Market crash, and Gospel music was the majority in Black homes. When Bessie Smith came out with a song with lyrics like, "Give it to me proper..", she, like many female blues singers, was labeled loose and "ungodly." Bessie's bravery for recording music that discussed being happy about a man's penis -during the 20's- is impressive. Bessie Smith is a blues legend and WTS shero.

"Wild About That Thang"

4) "Sweet Stuff" by Sylvia, (1973). The "Pillow Talk" album in its entirety is a complete seductionfest. This song is direct yet kittenesque. She invites a potential lover to her "crib with a waterbed.." and fills the entire song with moaning and heavy breathing. This song is sophisticated, feminine and sensual. I would advise checking out the whole album. It's extremely interesting and alluring.

"Sweet Stuff"

3) "Call Me" by Tweet, (2002). Tweet's debut album 'Southern Hummingbird' was a classic. Her voice is soft and strong at the same time. This song is asking a lover to pay her a visit, and "she'll be sure to meet, with no panties on.." Although provocative, this song is smooth and subtle. Her invite for sexual trysts aren't too aggressive. She may want him to do her, but she's a lady about it.

"Call Me"

 

2) "Hard As a Rock," Cherry Vanilla, (1978). Cherry started out as David Bowie's publicist and became a rock singer in the early 1970's. She was best known for her modus operandi - namely- offering blowjobs to dj's who would play Bowie's records on their stations. She was a major player in the British punk scene, and her brashness was revered. Hard as a rock indeed. This song was pre-Viagra..

"Hard as a Rock"

1) Vanity 6, "Nasty Girl." Classic. Tastefully nasty. Legendary sex appeal. Vanity is one of the most beautiful women who ever did it. Prince knew what he was doing when he formed this group. This appearance on Soul Train is an example of why they were so successful: Authentic sex appeal. All natural. Beautiful women who wanted to have sex but remain nameless. The original Vagina 6, the final of the list.

"Nasty Girl"

This concludes our comprehensive list of the most Sexually Kick-Ass songs by women. 

These women went up against radio, religion, stereotypes and gender roles that attempted to control and censor them. 

We honor them in this collage and honor all women who seek their desires with determination and self-confidence.

Even if the men get mad.

Any songs that should've been included but weren't?

The "comments" section por favor.

Till next time.

Keep rockin.