You Don't Love Him. Beware of OXYTOCIN!

"I Think My Boyfriend Boinked Grandma!"

The topic of the Maury Povich show that some poor, excuse making girlfriend is on.

She weeps. Blots her eyes and lipstick. Boyfriend sits there on stage. Legs spread apart. Leaning to one side of the chair. Chewing on a toothpick. Sorry about NOTHING. Eyeing female audience members, staring at breasts and high heels. His gaze on anything but her.

After a damning lie-detector test, she wants to give him another chance.

The audience boos, as they should.

This situation, although typical (especially for this show), begs the question:

Why would a woman want to stay in a relationship like this? I mean, he boinked Grandma for God's sake.

She gives the age-old reason for tolerating said abuse:

"But I love him!"

I wish she knew what I knew. What scientists know. What doggish boyfriends don't want her to know.

What kind of love would stick around after he swam in a pool of nana?

NONE.

It's not love..

It's OXYTOCIN.

Oxytocin explained: (ox-ee-toh-sen)

A mammalian neurohypophysial hormone. Produced by the hypothalamus, stored and secreted by the posterior pituitary gland, oxytocin acts primarily as a neuromodulator in the brain, regulating sensory neurons.

Sensory neurons (touch, smell, sound, light, etc.,) send signals to sensory organs. These sensory organs make up the neuroanatomy.

The neuroanatomy directs INTIMACY and the creation of intense chemical emotional bonds.

What does this have to do with the weeper?

It's released during ORGASMS.



The more orgasms you have with him, the more this chemical is released, the more you (feel you) bond with him. Keep in mind, YOU'RE bonding with HIM. That doesn't mean he's bonding with YOU. If you have a strictly sexual relationship, then more than not,

He's not bonding at all.

Men don't release oxytocin during sex. They release it during hugging and hand holding and most often..

And I'm serious here,

When petting their dogs. #wompwomp

This lack of hormone is what makes men MEN. This is why they can walk away without a care.

It's not cruel, it's chemical.

It doesn't stop at orgasms. Women also release this magic hormone when breastfeeding. If not for oxytocin, mommies might abandon their babies.

Aside from the unintended attachment to fuckboys, we need this stuff.

It can stave off depression, and help you stay happy.

So if you're attached to Mr. Wrong, blame your brain and those pesky orgasms.

If he's a douche but you keep sticking around ask yourself, what's love got to do with it?

Lots of times,

NOTHING.

Brought to you by the Heart Break Prevention Society. :)


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Female Orgasms From A Mushroom!

When I found this article, the song "I believe in miracles" started playing in my head. Could this really be true? A mushroom that can give women spontaneous orgasms simply by smelling it? You mean to tell me, we don't even have to eat it? Just a whiff to get our inner thighs t'shakin'?

Oh joy!!

News like this really makes me love being alive. Who says life has to be hard? Thanks to the mushroom called  “Tropical Dictyophora” or "stinkhorns" for short, even your guy doesn't have to be hard. Even better, you don't need a guy. Even BETTER better, to receive the pleasure of the Big O., you don't even need YOU! Or your hands at least, just your nose.

No need for batteries, condoms, lube, acting classes, etc. This miracle plant can even save you money!

Give me a second to get back into my skin as I seemed to have leaped out. 

Ok I'm back.

According to an article in the International Journal of Medicinal Mushrooms, the smelling of this mushroom has been described as a strange and wonderful practice in Hawaii: women gather together to search for a particular mushroom. When they find it, they sniff it. The scent of this mushroom causes sexual arousal, often to the point of orgasm.

The article also describes a trial where 20 men and 16 women were asked to smell the mushroom. All the women showed signs of arousal, and six experienced orgasm from the smell. The study noted that the women who did climax were the first women to smell it, while those who smelled it later (when it was older and weaker) noticed fewer effects.

For men, it was reported:

"The male volunteers, on the other hand, all said they thought the mushroom’s "fetid odour" smelt disgusting, and that was the extent of its influence on them."

GOOD. That just means more for us ladies.

It's been called the "Holy Grail of Aphrodisiacs." Doesn't news like this make you wanna dance?

This mushroom though found in Hawaii, can also be found in Africa, Southern Asia and Australia. In Hawaiian and South Pacific lore, it's referred to as Mamalo o Wahine, which translates to "women’s mushroom." It has a recorded history of use in Chinese medicine dating back to the 7th century AD.

This goes back to the 7th century and we're just finding out about it? Hmpf!

Today, it's aptly named Phallus Indusiatus because of it's shape. It makes sense that a penis shaped plant would be related to female orgasms. That may not be scientific logic but it works for me! When eaten, this mushroom is very high in protein. 

I won't even comment on that, lol.

Of course, there will always be naysayers when such a claim is reported. Anything unusual or uncommon to science will usually be purported and debunked. I personally don't care about the so-called lack of proof and would like to know where I buy this. 

I'd like to do my own, ahem, research study. :)

-WTS

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The Flimsy (I admit) but Hopeful Study

The Haters

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Believe in miracles!

The No-Hands Self Orgasm..

It's always a good idea to treat yourself to something nice. A good meal. A movie. A massage. Sometimes, an orgasm.

And hypnotism. Forget about the stereotypical, "you are getting sleepy.." line. Hypnosis can induce many mind-states.

Including orgasmic ones.

We are now going to use hypnosis to provide a body-jerking climax. Orgasms that happen in the mind first. Orgasms that last more than a few seconds.

Youtube transforms into You-lube.

Relax.
Breathe.
Enjoy.