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Thursday, September 19, 2013

BJs.. Are no Breeze.


Blowjobs are work.

That's right, 
WORK.

Depending on the mouth it can be a "WERK!" situation.

BUT,

Blowjobs are a very physical task none-the-less.

And why are they called "blow" anyway? Sucking is what's involved.

Do men really know the mechanics of sucking a dick? (I'm referring to straight men, fyi).

To quote Samantha from Sex and the City, here are some things to consider..

"Teeth placement.
Jaw Stress.
Suction.
Gag Reflex.

All while bobbing up and down.
And moaning.

And trying to breathe.

They dont call it a JOB for nothing."

Well said Sam.

I would put a special emphasis on teeth placement. No man wants his dick raked by your incisors. Sometimes you have to fold your lips which can become a drain. And depending on how your positioned, sucking dick can be hard on the neck. Again depending on the woman, your hair may get in the way and yuck! Who wants pubes in their mouth? It does happen. Some guys have the nerve to have stray hairs on their shaft. No bueno.

All you men out there take note of this.

They may be called "blowjobs"..

But they aren't a breeze.


Thatizall.

-WTS.





6 comments:

  1. amazing post!

    King Hammock.

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  2. The same can be said for eating pussy or a more estute term connilingus lol I probably spelt it wrong.

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    1. I'll take your word for it. The only pinkmeal I eat is salmon. <3

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  3. Like monique says good pussy will get you a car and gifts. However, great head will get you a house and a wedding ring. So mother f ing true

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    1. I've always wanted a house. Good thing I have plenty of chapstick eh?

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