The Rule of 40..

If you are a man, you might not like this post. The truth can be a hard pill to swallow. With that being said, let's continue..


Ladies, lemme tell ya. I've dated lots of men. LOTS O'Them. And one thing I can assure you on, is the Rule of 40 is a true one. I cannot call my self the 'Man Master,' meaning, there's always room to learn more. However, The Rule of 40 is one I promise you can count on.

If you meet a man who falls in this category, don't walk.

RUN.

Something is wrong with him and you will waste your valuable time. Leave him alone once you see he qualifies for the Rule.

Men, if you feel you meet the criteria, make an appointment with a therapist STAT. Call your mother, do some guided imagery, access repressed memories, whatever it takes to get clear.

Or,

Remain a single, skirt chasing, unfulfilled and shallow patheticist for the rest of your life. You may not think so but chasing ass gets old. At some point, even the slickest Lothario wants intimacy and love.

The kind of love that doesn't search in the middle of the night for her panties, and leaves you while you sleep.

Change your ways, or go ahead and be the old guy in the club.

We won't laugh..

In your face anyway.

Ladies-n-gents,


The RULE OF 40:

If you are a MAN.

40 yrs of age and up.
Have no wife.
No ex-wife. (a woman you LOVED, not married out of convenience).
No current girlfriend. (as in ONE, not a harem).
No children (by a woman you were WITH).
No relationships that lasted more than 5 years..

It's red flag time.

NO MAN can be without a mate for long, gay or straight. The fact that you are STILL alone means no woman, no matter how much she tries to settle, can put up with your issues. You may not be a bad guy, but you have some inner work to do.

This is not mere guessing. I have studied this and know it to be true. The "red flags" my studies have shown, are usually from extreme immaturity, a severe lack of emotional development, anger issues with the mother, fear of commitment due to deep seated insecurity, a dangerous narcissism and/or..

The worst of all..

You ready?

You have an abnormally small penis and/or you're a terrible lover.

Happy Friday.

Kim Kardashian Accused of Photoshopping Workout Selfies..

This bish.. *rolls eyes*

Goodness gracious could she BE anymore narcissistic?

Dayum!

I'm not really into selfies like that, so enhancing them - with the exception of maybe covering a blemish - is not something I even think about.

Then again, if you make your living showcasing an altered to "perfection" physique, I suppose you would do things like blowing up your tits and ass with Photoshop before posting.

This girl..  WHEN will people be over her already?

Yuck.

I'm just happy nobody gives her a pass. Whether its waxing her daughter's uni-brow to Photoshopping ass pics, the public is unrelenting in their efforts to call her on her shit.

See below.

The question on everyone's lips this morning…did Kim Kardashian alter her butt and boob selfies to make her look more bootylicious?!

Photoshop master Peejie T thinks so, telling Radar Online that Kim and BFF Blac Chyna's workout shots have been "manipulated" to enhance the star's shapely figure.

Drawing the background of Kim's "booty pic" as example, Peejie T explains that the slight curve of the door frame could be proof that the 32-year-old's been Photoshopping her snaps.

He said: "In the pic, the door should look like a straight-edged door but you can see a gap at the same level as Kim's chest. This would be caused by using a tool to expand her breasts."

He added: "There also seems to be a subtle distortion of the floor which follows the same contortion as Kim's waist and hips."
In case you have no idea what he's talking about, here are some photos you can reference...

Blac Chyna's ass was not altered photoshop, it was altered by a plastic surgeon.

I don't understand why these lazy chicks just don't workout. Wanna nice booty?

DO SQUATS!

They work.

Scalpel not included.

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