Not Today

Absolutely NO dickheaded-ness today.

Just be cool.

Thanks,

Management.

Of Men.. And Magnums.

The Latin root Mag- means "great, large."

When it comes condoms, men love to use Magnums, especially if they think they need them.
The makers of Magnums are marketing geniuses. The "big" they design for however, are egos.

Ego boost = Profit boost.

Men put on these "larger" sized condoms and feel like..

The REAL truth is..

And it's a heartbreaking truth..

A truth most men won't want to know..

Just warning ya..

Ready?

MAGNUMS AREN'T BIG.

In fact, they're basically the same size as any other condom, 

designed to fit the average sized penis.

The reason this "large penis" marketing ploy is able to work so well, is that in addition to men wanting to believe they have a big one, most men simply don't know what "average sized" is.

According to Trojan’s Head of Marketing, Jim Daniels, stated that “People are proud to show they have a Magnum condom — the large size really connotes a sense of ‘above-average prowess,’ let’s call it.”

Exactly. Men prefer Magnums not necessarily because their mondo-dondo boner spills out of other condoms, but because "Magnum" implies Ginormous.

It's all a head game fellas. (Pun absolutely intended).

Even the name 'Magnum' is a subconscious tool.

They're basically calling your lovestick a gun.

The thing is, some guns shoot..


Blanks.

But not all of course :)

There is an even bigger downside to buying condoms that are too big. Nevermind the fact that your dick doesn't need it's own room, but safety can be compromised. According to an anonymous college campus professional:

"We stopped carrying magnums at my school's student health center (and instead carry a differently branded larger condom for those who need it) because "magnum" holds such cache...
we would always run out of them, and they'd inevitably turn up in some poor freshman girl's vaginal canal. (I'm not kidding—there was a rash of 'lost condoms' last year among the freshmen)."

So basically, when you wear a condom that's too big, you risk it slipping off. The second sucky thing (puns all around huh?) is that it may be challenging for her to get it out when it slips off. No bueno!

Planned Parenthood confirmed:

"..Condom size — too large or too small — is a serious factor in its effectiveness. "If a condom is too big it can slip off, and that can decrease its effectiveness, "It is true that sizing is important."

So be honest with yourselves men. If you don't need the Hulk sized condom don't buy it. If she's boned you more than 3 times chances are you're a keeper. Better to have a condom that fits the size that you are, not the size you wish to someday be.

Condoms aren't jeans.

There are many ways to getting a bigger dick. None of those ways however, come in a box of 12.

Just sayin.

-WTS.


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Body Image Advertising: Men Don't Like It Either..

Womens' self-esteems are under attack daily. Magazines, music videos, celebrities and famous people alike, all conveying messages of "if you don't look perfect like me, something is wrong with you.."

This mentality is an advertisers DREAM, because too many people fall for said illusion and spend big money attempting to fit in and be perfect looking. Every once and a while however, some sheep do wake up. They do see the images of perfection as the unrealistic projections that they are, and are able to detach and just be ordinary.

Which unlike airbrushing, is normal. 

Women are often targeted because as we women know, our value is often judged by our looks. In this photo series, a group of MEN are showing everyone how unrealistic male underwear ads are, and how the "average guy" would look in the same scenarios.

It's no fun to be sublimally bullied because you don't fit the contrived image of what beauty is supposed to be. It's nice to know that men, ever the oglers themselves, don't like to be painted as asthetic underachievers either.

Just let us live. As we are. 

Photoshop was not created by Maybelline so um... #fuckoff

Funny Photo Series Shows How Ordinary Men Would Look In Underwear Ads

By Thia Shi Min, 01 Oct 2013

Dolce & Gabbana


There has been a lot of criticism directed at underwear ads as many of them feature women with perfect bodies. A lesser known problem is that men can feel just as insecure about their bodies.


To highlight this problem, Jenny Francis and The Sun have created underwear poster ads that show how ordinary men look like in them.

From Armani to H&M, these side-by-side comparisons reveal how the media has distorted our perception of how male bodies should be like.

View this thought-provoking series below.


H&M 


Armani 


Calvin Klein 



Way to go men. Be the regular, out of shape, non-tattooed, non-hunks that you are. 

Being comfortable in your skin is sexier than you may ever realize. Muah!

-WTS.

Design Taxi

Fat Tuesday Indeed..

Mardi Gras means Fat Tuesday in French.

I wonder if the founders had this in mind?

Happy Tuesday my loves.

BJs.. Are no Breeze.

Blowjobs are work.

That's right, 

WORK.

Depending on the mouth it can be a "WERK!" situation.

BUT,

Blowjobs are a very physical task none-the-less.

And why are they called "blow" anyway? Sucking is what's involved.

Do men really know the mechanics of sucking a dick? (I'm referring to straight men, fyi).

To quote Samantha from Sex and the City, here are some things to consider..

"Teeth placement.
Jaw Stress.
Suction.
Gag Reflex.

All while bobbing up and down.
And moaning.

And trying to breathe.

They dont call it a JOB for nothing."

Well said Sam.

I would put a special emphasis on teeth placement. No man wants his dick raked by your incisors. Sometimes you have to fold your lips which can become a drain. And depending on how your positioned, sucking dick can be hard on the neck. Again depending on the woman, your hair may get in the way and yuck! Who wants pubes in their mouth? It does happen. Some guys have the nerve to have stray hairs on their shaft. No bueno.

All you men out there take note of this.

They may be called "blowjobs"..

But they aren't a breeze.


Thatizall.

-WTS.