Plastic is for Pussies..

I tried to do the responsible thing.

The environmentally conscientious thing.

I attempted to lessen my contribution to the negatives of nature.

And the verdict?

FUCK THE ENVIRONMENT.

I was actually hurt in this process!

There are some things I will not compromise.

Environment? You'll just have to suffer.

NO MORE CARDBOARD TAMPON APPLICATORS.

Coochies are not the place for the 'environmentally friendly' debate.


Period.

(pun intended)