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Showing posts with label Vaginas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vaginas. Show all posts

Monday, June 11, 2018

Plastic is for Pussies..



I tried to do the responsible thing.

The environmentally conscientious thing.

I attempted to lessen my contribution to the negatives of nature.

And the verdict?

FUCK THE ENVIRONMENT.

I was actually hurt in this process!

There are some things I will not compromise.

Environment? You'll just have to suffer.

NO MORE CARDBOARD TAMPON APPLICATORS.

Coochies are not the place for the 'environmentally friendly' debate.


Period.

(pun intended)



Thursday, February 16, 2017

A Dick By Any Other Name..



Is still a dick.

To all the transgenders, post-ops, transsexuals, chicks-with-dicks, she-males, ladyboys, cross-dressers, transvestites, etc.,

If you feel you were born in the "wrong" body, this may very well be true.

It is said that some souls change their minds minutes before birth. They decide to complete their life's journey as the opposite of their originally chosen sex. Such last minute decisions don't work so well because by the time you're in the birth canal, the sex organs are formed. Girls are born with all of the eggs they will ever have, and boys are born with tools to create sperm.

It's kindof a done deal.

Despite the 'Transgender Mania' teachings of our present time, gender is not fluid.

Science clearly states that every DNA cell in the human body remains coded for our biological birth.

Sex reassignment surgery, with all of its advances, cannot change anyone’s sex.

At its simplest this means,

Removing or adding a penis doesn't determine sex.
Chromosomes do.




There's no pill, injection, etc., that can implant Womens' Intuition. Being a woman is a born divinity. Feminine cycles are connected to moons, and we bleed in time with their rhythms. Babies form and breathe under Motherskin. Surgery or no, men will never be able to get pregnant.





They can pretend though.

No artificial means can administer Womaness, no matter how badly someone wants it.

Ain't that right girlfriend?



Delving deeper into the arena of gender defining, is the belief that this new phenomenon is part of a larger agenda.

The “gender fluidity” debate is believed to be an artificially created propaganda set to blur the boundaries of gender, and to celebrate deviation from nature (as a great achievement).  The article  The Agenda Behind Bruce Jenner’s Transformation,  explained how Bruce Jenner’s very publicized sex change was part of this agenda. Furthermore, this urgent publicity surrounding transgenderism was to prepare the masses for upcoming global policy changes.




Months after Caitlyn came onto the scene, the mass media's propaganda evolved into laws and policies. From the “war of the bathrooms,” to the allowing of young children to undergo a sex change, modern society is shifting drastically towards new definitions of gender – a term considered binary since the beginning of time.




Camille Paglia, author, academic and social critic who's never shied away from controversy, explains how this is symptomatic of a wider cultural problem. In this video, she breaks down the implications of today’s transgender agenda. A lesbian and feminist, Paglia has always criticized the unrealistic constructs made in the name of “equality” and political correctness.



Many public figures who dare addressing these issues get promptly shamed and labeled “transphobic” and at times blackballed.  

We must remain aware that if mass media can turn something as clear and defined as a person’s gender into a tornado of confusion, it can redefine anything else to fit its needs.

However, there is a way to avoid falling into these traps and achieving the ultimate in freedom.

Love the skin you're in. 

-WTS.


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Thursday, September 1, 2016

Beer That Smells & Tastes Like Vaginas Goes On Sale



You like beer and vaginas? Well, now you have a chance to mix these both together. The Order of Yoni is the first brewing company that literally produces beer from vaginas.



The company has already presented Bottled Instinct, a beer made from lactic acid bacteria from the vagina of hot Czech model Alexandra Brendlova.

Thus any man would be able to smell, taste and enjoy woman’s “allure, grace, glamour and instincts”.

The product description reads: “Imagine a woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion. Try her taste, feel her smell, hear her voice.




Imagine her massaging you passionately and whispering into your ear everything you want. Now free your fantasies and imagine that with a magic wand you can close it in one bottle of beer.”



But how exactly they are planning to create this extraordinary beer? The experimenters would use a gynecological stick to take bacteria from Ms Brendlova’s vagina which will be isolated, cleaned and multiplied.



That bacteria is then used in a culture starter kit, and is combined with water, malt, hops, wooden chips, and yeast to create the beer.

Wojtek Mann, the founder of the company, said: “We were looking for an inspiration, a model who is both beautiful, charming girl and intelligent, eloquent woman. I really appreciate her way of speaking, and I find her body language, the way she walks, very sexual.”



Moreover, the Order of Yoni’s plans to expand their production into BDSM ale and diversify their range of beers with vaginal lactic acid bacteria of a woman with brown, blonde and red hair.

So to summize..

SOME MEN ARE HORRIBLY DESPERATE. Either for Money, Ass, or both.

Beer made from vagina juice is so weird.

Cheers anyway.

I guess.





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