Pole Dancing: You've Been Lied To..

Stripper poles have gotten a bad rap.

For those who of you who think stripper poles are just for this..

and this..

Think again. 

Despite what Hollywood and pop stars would have you believe, I can assure you that this..

Is NOT this..

 And this..

 Is most certainly not this..

See the difference?

Don't believe the stigma. Pole dancing is a bonafide ARTFORM. 

So legit in fact, that there are Pole-Dancing Championships and even a World Cup held every year in different parts of the world.  Contestants are judged on Strength, Flexibility, Tricks and of course..

Grace.
 
That's one thing I love about pole-dancing.  It showcases how beautiful the body can move.  

Delicate flows,  effortless transition of positions,  mastery of muscle control and balance.

Ahh..

All while using elements of gymnastics. 
 
And of course is a very sensual instrument used for seduction.

Jenyne Butterfly is one of the best, most elegant and renowned pole dancers in the world. Prepare to be astounded.. (feel free to skip to the 0:48mark)

Simply amazing. Don't you wish you could do that? 


Here's a competition compilation..

Now tell me, did any of that look Ho-ish? NOPE. Beyonce could only wish to handle the pole like these ladies..

Not even close Bee..

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-WTS.

The 'Accidental' Twat Shot..

Ah yes. Call me a perv, but I have a thing for accidental twat shots. On some level we all know lots these shots are no "accident," but rather calculated PR moves. A woman gets out of a car - with no panties on of course - and the paparazzi just happen to be alerted and camera ready? Not to mention many "victims" are waxed and clean shaven. Cooch hair coiffed and manicured to perfection. Yeah right.

But who cares?

Whether accidental or on purpose, twat shots can be sexy and daring. They can be a sign of confidence, brash sensuality or as is with most folks nowadays, a desire for public attention. They reveal parts of a woman's intimate nature, not to mention simply her hygiene preference.

From C-list celebs to British royalty, it's happened to the best of women. Here we view a collage of 'oopsy' (and not so 'oopsy') moments..

Pippa gets pipped.

Her sister Kate Middleton too..

Our 3rd Kate, Kate Hudson. Girl don't be trying to give nobody 'the hand.' Close your legs..

Kate Moss gets an honorable mention. This statue was made in her likeness but it's not actually her..

Amy Winehouse

Gaga

Gaga Summore..



Katy Perry

Madonna with her brazen self..

Soon I'm sure..

Lindsay Lohan. The 1st stage..

Even moreso..

Full twattage. SMH.. She looks high..

Beyonce at a car show..

Beyonce at a SHOW show..

Beyonce just letting it show..

Brit Brit in pink..

Brit Brit not in pink..

Britney Spears again..

And again..

And Brit returns to pink..

Paris to the Hilt..

Megan Fox

No accident but sexy..

Looking like a flexible young Elizabeth Taylor..

Ciara

Ciara giving her trademark twat shot..

And in case you missed it..

Kirsten Dunst

Grace Jones doesn't care..she has her twat and her tongue out..

And they say they're so different..

Keri Hilson..

A very desperate Keri Hilson..

Maria Sharapova

Miley Cyrus

Nicole Swartzenwhatever..

Pam Anderson

Pink

A classy Victoria Beckham avoids this disastah..

 And the QUEEN of twat shots, RIHANNA ROBIN FENTY.

Accident:




NO accident..

  Those guys are in heaven..

Dang girl!

So as not to discriminate, American Apparel has included older women in one of its latest twat campaigns..

And let's not forget the twat shot that helped start it all..

The infamous Sharon Stone..