"We" Are Not Pregnant..

Mila Kunis sheds some light on couples who are expecting..

Moody Bitches

HBO is teaming with Diablo Cody and Oprah Winfrey to explore "moody bitches."

The premium cable network is developing an untitled comedy based on Dr. Julie Holland's upcoming book, Moody Bitches.

Holland's book -- Moody Bitches: The Truth About the Drugs You're Taking, the Sex You're Not Having, The Sleep You're Missing and What's Really Making You Crazy -- explores the pros and cons of the drugs people are being offered as well as some surprising and highly effective natural therapies. HBO's take, which is inspired by Holland's source material, will "expose the truth about the drugs you're taking, the sex you're not having, the sleep you're missing and what's really making you crazy."

Cody -- who will be credited as a creator on the potential series -- will pen the script and executive produce alongside Winfrey and her Harpo Films banner. Harpo first inked a long-term pact with HBO in late 2008 to develop movies, miniseries, documentaries and scripted series for the premium cabler. Holland will be credited as a co-exec producer.

The untitled Cody comedy marks Harpo's latest scripted project at HBO. It joins These Things Happen, a modern family comedy based on Richard Kramer's (My So-Called Life) novel of the same name, and last year's untitled drama about the first black president at a prestigious liberal arts college.

For Cody, the project becomes the Juno Oscar-winning screenwriter's latest small-screen sale. Cody also has Prodigy, a teen drama set up at Fox with Fake Empire's Josh Schwartz and Stephanie Savage. In addition, the United States of Tara alum also has her TBS talk show pilot, Me Time With Diablo Cody, in the works and last year developed comedy Alex + Amy for ABC.

Moody Bitches becomes the latest work from psychiatrist/author Holland to get the small-screen treatment. Her 2010 book Weekends at Bellevue: Nine Years on the Night Shift at the Psych ER was adapted at Fox and went to pilot in 2011. The Janet McTeer and Lauren Ambrose drama did not move forward. A publication date for Moody Bitches has not yet been announced.

Stunning Illusions of Women as Flowers..

All I can say is, women are beautiful. Beautiful by design, creating beautiful designs. Artist Cecelia Webber and her breathtaking portraits, are all comprised of women's bodies. These colorful flower illusions all bare the bareness of the female form. Women are flowers after all.

She made it literal.

Prepare to be awed by this stimulating and awesome compilation..

Does this move you at all?

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The Artist, Cecelia Webber's Website

Boobie Beauty

Breasts are amazing - they are beautiful, they nourish babies, and they have an intelligence of their own.

Breasts have so many incredible benefits for the health of humanity, the power of women, and the nurturing of the future generations.

Your breasts deserve a medal of honor - plus nurturing, pampering, and respect.

Yet, our breasts are suffering from the dangerous effects of rising environmental toxins in our food, water, air, and toiletries, degrading media, restrictive fashion, and lack of empowering health education for women.

…Angelina Jolie announced her decision to have her healthy breasts surgically removed because of her potential cancer risk. This action has inspired me even more to realize how vital it is that we join in this conversation and speak about how to naturally care for our breasts, how our environment, diet, and lifestyle impact our health, and why breast health is more important than ever before.

Thus, my intention is to share positive inspiring information to support women to love their breasts and learn about ways to naturally care for our amazing breasts.

Let's uplift breasts to the status level they deserve!

7 Amazing Things To Know About Breasts

1) Breasts want freedom.

Bras restrict the movement of lymphatic fluid through the breasts, underarm, and shoulders, thus causing toxins to build up in the breast tissue. Underwire bras are the worst culprit, as the metal also can disrupt the energy flow through the breast area. A recent French study has shown that women who don't wear bras actually have perkier breasts even as they age. Exercising, dance, and rebounding without a bra also allows the body's movements to support lymphatic flow and proper drainage of the breasts. The natural movement of the breasts as the body exercises and moves is another essential component to lymphatic health in the breasts.

2) Breasts need massage.

There is no muscle tissue in a women's breasts, so breasts need assistance to enhance circulation through the breast. A woman's breasts are mostly fat tissue along with milk ducts, connective tissue, nerves, and lymph glands. Self breast massage is an important regular practice for women to support their blood and lymph circulation and reduce build-up of toxins and hormones in the fatty tissue of the breasts. Massage your breasts daily with a natural cold-pressed vegetable oil, such as coconut, almond, or jojoba oil. You can also add pure essential oils such as rose, jasmine, or clary sage to your massage oil base. I'm not talking about "man-handling" here, I'm talking about gentle self massage in which you get to know what your breasts feel like, notice any changes, and use gentle lymphatic and circulatory movements to enhance health.

3) Breasts are hot.

It has been well-documented that a woman's breasts will synchronize with her newborn baby to become the perfect temperature. When a mother and baby are skin-to-skin postpartum, her breasts will naturally adjust their temperature to regulate the baby's body temperature optimally. A mother of twins will have each of her breasts match the ideal temperature for each one of her twins. A women's breasts are more reliable and efficient than any baby warmer. So breasts are totally hot - just not in the way people usually talk about.

4) Breastmilk has a gazillion medicinal uses.

Breastmilk is pretty much the most amazing food substance available to mankind. Mother's milk is completely unique and not possible to replicate (despite what you may have heard from the formula companies). It actually changes minute by minute, day to day, to provide exactly the right nourishment and immunities that a baby needs as determined by the breast through receiving information from the baby's saliva on the areola. There are over 400+ identified nutrients in human breast milk, including probiotics and an abundant source of stem cells. The first milk that comes out is colostrum, which is rich with immune factors and is considered to be "liquid gold", and extremely important for the life-long health of the baby. Breastmilk is also used by wise mamas for many purposes including putting on diaper rash, earaches, pink eye, sore throats, and many other healing needs. When a women breastfeeds the breastmilk bathes her milk ducts as it passes through to her baby, thus providing increased breast health and preventing breast cancer in direct relation to how long she nurses.

5) Breasts are energy centers.

Traditional Chinese Medicine is a complete system of health that has been practiced for thousands of years, based upon the movement of energy through the body on the meridians (energy lines) and acupoints (nodes of energy on the meridians). There are six meridians that run through the breast area, and three of them are the Kidney, Liver, and Stomach meridians where most breast lumps and cancer develop. TCM treats breast cancer by addressing the energy stagnation and movement of qi. Acupuncture and TCM are holistic ways to promote breast health and can be used in combination with other health care treatments as well. Massaging the acupressure points along the meridians, or holding these energy points around the breasts, can help with promoting breast and whole body health. Underwire bras can also interfere with the energy moving through the meridians in the breasts, another reason to let your boobs go free, or invest in a supportive natural fiber bra.

6) Breasts are a lot like canaries.

You've heard about the canary in the coal mine? Miners would take canaries down in the mines with them, because the birds were so sensitive that if the environment was toxic the canaries would die, and then the miners would know to get out of there immediately! Breasts are extremely sensitive, they receive information from the environment and their tissues collect toxins and hormones, like jet fuel and flame retardants. When breastfeeding, the saliva from the baby is absorbed into the areola and the breasts then immediately respond by providing the nutrients and immune factors that the baby needs based upon the breast's incredibly sensitive receptors. Breast cancer is now the most common form of cancer for women in the US, and it's not because breasts or our genes are the problem. Our breasts are the canaries letting us know that our environment is toxic and we must make changes in our health, diets, exposure, and detox. Due to the over 70,000 chemicals now used in the US over the last 100 years, we are living in a toxic soup and exposed to chemicals in our air, food, water, homes, cars, clothes, and more. Our breasts are letting us know that we need to create a healthy change for our longevity and the future generations.

7) Breasts are beautiful.

Your breasts are perfect for you. All kinds of breasts are beautiful. Breasts change in shape and size over life, and that's okay. Some men like large breasts, others prefer small breasts, and some like medium sized. Whatever shape or size of your boobs is just right. Love your breasts! They have superpowers, they are intelligent, and they are amazing! In Mongolia, when a baby fusses, everyone lifts up their shirt and shakes their breasts for the baby, and the baby calms down and looks around amazed. Everyone laughs and smiles shaking their boobs, including mom, grandma, and grandpa too! So smile and love your boobs, they are awesome.

And they forgot one: Breasts are FUN. At least when Elvira's in charge. #breastpower - WTS

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Never Tell A Guy You're On Your Period - EVER

I woke up in pain. I became angry with my body almost immediately.

"It's the middle of the week!" I thought. "What are you DOING??"

Dreading the fact that I had to get out of my bed to go to work, I was especially pissed that my body was entertaining rather excruciating cramps. For the sake of simply healing and feeling better, I really needed to stay in my bed.

Whatever happened to the days when the female body automatically took into account the industrialized world's apathy regarding our womanly processes, and ovaries obediently released their eggage ONLY on our days off?

The days a woman could just be a woman, and have her cramps in peace? Writhe gracefully in her lower back pain, and wait for the 1000mg Motrin to kick in? Days when she could be bloated without an audience, and take her PMS out on the cat, not colleagues.

When it comes to the biological methodology of period receivement, what's with all this get-up-and-go-to-work shit?

Internal aching in place, the last thing I cared about was getting to a job. Feeling further betrayed, I had to endure the entire trip without the medication taking effect.

Motrin you bastard. 

Arriving 30 minutes late, I had vibes of "You're lucky I came in at all BITCHES. Bah, Hormorne!"

I was bleeding goddamit, and it wasn't from no boxing match.

The new status quo of the woman workforce no longer cares about womens' needs during femme time. Nevermind Ugly Betty, it's all about the Benjamins now.

So I get to work and a Dude asks me what's wrong.

HA!

Never tell a man (you're seeing) when you've gotten your period. If you can, don't tell your bf either.

He will keep track FOREVER. Unless he has blood seeping out his OWN pussy, or he's your husband and you're trying to get pregnant (aww, good luck!), it's never a man's business.

Not to mention ladies, you won't be able to use it as an excuse. Don't wanna have sex? Don't feel like being bothered? He's a nymphomaniac and you simply need a break cuz your inner thighs still hurt from last time?

You won't be able to pull out the Period-Card. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES must you tell men when the Redcoats have come marching in.

In the event you have cramps, pretend its something you ate. If he's coming over, hide all evidence of MenstrualDom. True, men just looove seeing remnants of tampons and pads anyway, (it's a big turn-on..*NOT*), but still. Keep your period between your legs.

And yourself.

When some guys start keeping track, don't be surprised if they avoid you during that most Womanest Time. Most will want to wait till it's over to have sex. True, if he loves you he'll spend time with you regardless, but with most guys, if he knows you're on your period, the lights may go off but your panties won't. What's crazy is men can watch the bloodiest sports on Earth, but get squeamish when it comes to Motherblood, (the very blood that enveloped them when their scaredy-cat asses came out of the womb).

I call this a Blood-Clotsymoron.

The unfortunate thing with fraidy-cat men is that many women get even hornier when they have their monthlies. My theory is that the body is trying to get that egg fertilized. It zooms up the "fuck me juice" in a woman's brain to make that happen. This would explain why women sexually peak in their late 30's and early 40's. Their body is trying to catch the last train to Babyville, and revs up that Neuro-Emotion Lotion as a result.

Not all men faint at the sight of a maxipad though. Some guys may not mind having sex when you're menstruating. Men that have children and have 'seen it all before,' typically aren't turned off by blood, and some guys in general just plain ole' don't care. It's nice when a man doesn't make you feel like a leper because you bleed for 5 days straight and don't die.

There's a special breed however, who might actually prefer you to be 'on the rag.' Who might that be, you ask?

The Rainbow Kissers of course.

A Rainbow Kiss according to Wiki:

A Rainbow Kiss is when a man goes down on a woman while she is on her period, gets blood in his mouth, and kisses it back into her mouth.

Wanna take it a step further?

A Hershey's Rainbow Kiss according to Urban Dictionary:

Involves a man and a woman engaging in a 69 position while the woman is on her period. After gathering sperm into the woman's mouth and blood into the man's mouth, one or both parties collects a bit of feces in one or both mouths and swaps all the ingredients.

Eww. I think I prefer the squeamish guy.

In any case, I still advise women to keep their periods a mystery as much as possible. The good news is that cycles change, so if your guy does start keeping track, he won't be accurate forever. Eventually your period will come sooner or later than what he thinks, and thanks to hormones your cycle may  change entirely.

Of course, if and when that happens, keep it to yourself.

Ovulation + Speculation = Penetration.

Menstruation + Confirmation = him on Playstation.

Just sayin.

-WTS.