I recently went on a trip to Atlanta. I was going for a week, and no-boyfriend-haver that I am, wanted to take my pleasure stick with me.
Then I thought about the TSA, x-ray conveyor belts, potential asshole TSA agents, shocked on-lookers, and decided to leave my plastic love machine at home.
And let me tell ya, it was missed.
Fired up, I wondered why I should have to be without some battery operated lovin because of what I feared the TSA would do. Why should I worry about looky-loos staring, laughing, gasping at my inanimate love slave?
NO! I wasn't going to let that fly anymore. (Pun intended).
Surely there was a way I could carry it on so I could carry on at my hotel.
In typical ME fashion, I got to researchin'. I found some practical and non-embarrassing actions to take when one wants to bring aboard sex toys without bringing on embarrassment.
1) Remove the Batteries:
Rule numero UNO! A bag that's buzzing will definitely be opened and searched by security, so take the batteries out before you pack it. This voids any chance of your toy going off en route. I had a friend who vibrators you had to plug in to a socket but then again, my friend was in the big leagues. She was a vibrator All-Star. I didn't know if she was trying to have a good time or simulate being in labor, but I digress.
4) Keep It Small
This might be a tall order for some, but remember: We're trying to avoid embarrassment here. When it comes to restrictions on items for air travel, the TSA states that “tools” with a length of 7 inches are suitable for carry-on luggage. This means that petite, discreet massagers are the safest bets.
5) Be Honest
If an airport security agent asks you what’s in your bag, or has you explain an item on the x-ray display; tell it to them the truth. This will save you being pulled aside for further questioning and could help avoid any unnecessary rummaging through your bag. Although traveling with sex toys is completely legal in the US, you may still encounter TSA officials whose conduct toward you may be rude or unprofessional. If this happens at a security screening area, request to speak with a supervisor. You can submit a formal complaint or email the TSA's Contact Center at TSA-ContactCenter@dhs.gov.
If you believe you've been the target of discriminatory conduct you can file a complaint at Don't Fuck With Me.
Bringing a toy that doesn’t look like a sex toy is not to trick the TSA. It's ultimately the electronics inside the toy that ping their radars so they'll know. A disguised toy is good because it won’t call attention from nosey nearby travelers. The last thing you need is your ordeal recorded on someones phone. Facebook, Youtube, Worldstar.. I've never met anyone who wanted to be famous because they had a dildo in their bag. One way to prevent the threat of this is #7.
2) Pack Your Item In A See-Through Plastic Bag
In the event that your baggage gets searched, you don’t want a customs officer handling your intimate buddy with any nasty customs officered hands, so pack your toy in a clear plastic bag. – They x-ray machine can see what’s inside and it’s a hygienic storage option when you’re on-the-go. This leads us to # 3.
3) Attach a Note
Now that you've packed your orgasmer in a plastic bag, you could take it a step further by including a note. You can also use a photo its original packaging in case there's any mistaken identity. The disco-stick can speak for itself when the (big) letters can be read through the x-ray machine. Nothing says vibrator, quite like a note that says "VIBRATOR." Or if you want to keep it classy, use the term "personal massager."
You won't be fooling anyone though..heh heh.
4) Keep It Small
This might be a tall order for some, but remember: We're trying to avoid embarrassment here. When it comes to restrictions on items for air travel, the TSA states that “tools” with a length of 7 inches are suitable for carry-on luggage. This means that petite, discreet massagers are the safest bets.
The plug-in, baby head sized gear my friend had might have to wait for a road trip. Maybe you'll like one of these: Discreet Sex Toys for Travel
5) Be Honest
If an airport security agent asks you what’s in your bag, or has you explain an item on the x-ray display; tell it to them the truth. This will save you being pulled aside for further questioning and could help avoid any unnecessary rummaging through your bag. Although traveling with sex toys is completely legal in the US, you may still encounter TSA officials whose conduct toward you may be rude or unprofessional. If this happens at a security screening area, request to speak with a supervisor. You can submit a formal complaint or email the TSA's Contact Center at TSA-ContactCenter@dhs.gov.
If you believe you've been the target of discriminatory conduct you can file a complaint at Don't Fuck With Me.
6) Bring a Toy That Doesn't Look Like A Sex Toy
7) Ask To Be Screened In Private
This is a great option if you're truly apprehensive about having having your device taken out in public. Getting through security may take a bit longer, but the risk of embarrassment in front of other travelers is decreased drastically if not eliminated completely.
8) Don't Pack it in Your Carry On
If you have a bag you're checking, pack it there. And again, take out the batteries! If you think taking out a buzzing vibrator at the security check point is bad, imagine being pulled off a plane because they think your buzzing bag may be a bomb. It sounds extreme but it could happen.
The only way to be 100% sure that you won't be stopped or embarrassed by carrying a personal toy aboard your flight is to leave it at home. You can always buy an inexpensive vibrating apparatus at any local drug store, usually in the condom section. I know it may not be the trusty companion you're used to, but they can do the trick. Being away from home AND going through TSA?
Not the best time to be a dildo-snob, yes?
10) Know if Sex-Toys Are Allowed at Your Destination
Believe it or not, sex toys aren’t accepted in every place on the globe. Some countries and regions have bans on your little buzzing buddy, like India, the United Arab Emirates and Saudi Arabia — even some US States. If you’re not sure if your destination allows sex toys, do your research. 'Better safe than sorry' is just a Google search away, and can save you a whole lot of trouble.
List of Countries That Don't Allow Sex-Toys
Be especially careful if you're a man travelling with these toys. Being gay is illegal in many parts of the world. Toys are supposed to provide fun, not jail time, and certainly not a beat down from homophobic law enforcement. If you're not a gay man, international officials may think you are by having these items so again, be cautious.
I hope this list helps you feel more at ease taking your good time tools with you. Traveling with your toys can be fuss-free, and once you arrive at your destination, can make it easier to relax and enjoy being in a new place.
Travel safe.
Travel smart.
WTS.
Not the best time to be a dildo-snob, yes?
10) Know if Sex-Toys Are Allowed at Your Destination
Believe it or not, sex toys aren’t accepted in every place on the globe. Some countries and regions have bans on your little buzzing buddy, like India, the United Arab Emirates and Saudi Arabia — even some US States. If you’re not sure if your destination allows sex toys, do your research. 'Better safe than sorry' is just a Google search away, and can save you a whole lot of trouble.
List of Countries That Don't Allow Sex-Toys
Be especially careful if you're a man travelling with these toys. Being gay is illegal in many parts of the world. Toys are supposed to provide fun, not jail time, and certainly not a beat down from homophobic law enforcement. If you're not a gay man, international officials may think you are by having these items so again, be cautious.
I hope this list helps you feel more at ease taking your good time tools with you. Traveling with your toys can be fuss-free, and once you arrive at your destination, can make it easier to relax and enjoy being in a new place.
Travel safe.
Travel smart.
WTS.
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