Women Take Shits.. in buffets apparently.

I don't much like buffets. They're great if you're trying to rack up calories and want a little of everything, but they're unsafe. Who knows when some mad at life disgruntled Earthling will decide to piss in the jello?

Or do something worse in the whatever.

Welp, you don't have to guess.

Picture it.

A drunken grandma in Manchester England.

An all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet.

After dropping a cigarette in another patron's glass, management asks the grandma to leave.

Inebriated grandma becomes enraged and..

Shits in the food.

Yes you heard right. She shat in the shitakes.

It's a strange world we live in some time.

Stay away from buffets.

-WTS.

In a story surely too terrible to be true, an intoxicated grandma is alleged to have caused the closure of a Manchester restaurant after she did something unspeakably foul in a tray of crispy seaweed.
UK’s Sunday Sport reports the grandma shocked disgusted fellow diners when she took a number two in the middle of the all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet.
They said “ onlookers gasped (and some vomited) when the drunken 52-year-old climbed onto a chair, pulled down her tights and splattered her mess onto the savoury treat.”
They report that the grandma had been asked to leave the venue after putting out a cigarette in another customer’s drink.

When the Sunday Sport approached the alleged offender, Janice O’Dowd, she told their reporter: “Yes, I was drunk and yes, I did s**t on the buffet.”

Sue Harris was in the restaurant at the time celebrating her 40th birthday and said: “I was stood next to the woman when she grabbed a chair and climbed onto it. She was drunk and swigging from a vodka bottle and at first I thought she was just mooning her backside for the amusement of her friends.”

“I was physically sick on the spot.”

The owner of the restaurant was forced to shut for the day and let customers leave free of charge, apart from the offending table of drunken women.

He decided not to call the police.

Source of the Shit

"Nice" is for Wimps

If this man tells me to "be nice" ONE more time, I might absolutely do this..

The thing is, he's not a bad guy. He's just a GUY, and most men don't get it. They don't see how offensive they can be, until a woman points it out.

Why not advise me to

Be bold.
Be brave.
Be fearless.
Be inspired.
Be ambitious.
Be MYSELF.

Why nice? Why on earth would I want to be nice? If someone needs me to be nice that usually means their weak as shit.

This doesn't mean I should be disrespectful. I can be quite professional and succinct.

But nice?

I don't like where nice girls end up.

I've had men say, "Be good." I look at them like, who the fuck are you, ET?

"Be good" has a translation:

DON'T FUCK ANYONE ELSE WHILE WE'RE APART.

"Be good" also ranks high on the condescension chart.

I usually tell men to "Be safe."

Translation?

"Where a condom dummy."

Nothing condescending about that.

I'm not liking this post.

I feel my anger rising.

Time to go. I'm over men's bullshit right now..

Pamela Mary and Sue..

I'ma have to do a post on PMS because this shit is unreal. I'm ready to blow somebody's fucking head off right now.

Angry for no reason.

Usually chocolate makes it better but not today! This PMS is like a fucking super-germ, resistant to what normally cures it.

Why do we go through this again?? What's the biological reason for this?? What evolutionary purpose could there be for me wanting to claw out the eyes of an innocent bystander, for breathing air from my airspace?

I love being a woman but damn. It's like having split personalities one day out of the month. And you can't help it. Women love to make men miserable but not like this. When your emotions are calling the shots, making men miserable is not as much fun. Yeah yeah yeah there are things you can eat, pills you can take blah blah, but this latest episode caught me off guard. Plus, I don't take pills so..

Unless they're for cramps. Cramps I cannot handle. Not to mention not being able to walk upright is counter-productive. PMS is far easier to deal with.

Unfortunately the people around me don't share my sentiment. Well fuck 'em.

Or rather,

FUCK 'EM!! I'm fucking irritable..

That's the PMS talking, not me. I love everybody..


Goddamit.


Ah well, what can I say? I feel like this today..

Fucking sue me..

And in case you were wondering, the number is 6. That's how many times I used "fuck" in this post.

I like even numbers..

Fucking fuck it.

1000 Women Stranded Because They Have No Man

More than 1,000 Nigerian women pilgrims remained stranded at a Saudi airport for a fifth straight day Thursday after being denied entry into the kingdom because they were not accompanied by men or "Mahram", an airport official confirmed. The official said that the Nigerian consulate in Jeddah had offered to ensure the women’s return after the annual hajj pilgrimage, but Saudi immigration officials were “sticking to their position.”

The women had begun arriving at Jeddah airport on Sunday (9/23), a report by the National Hajj Commission of Nigeria, said. “Upon enquiries by the reception team officials of the National Hajj Commission in the airport, they were told that the pilgrims were held back because of lack of mahram,” said the report.

They are stopping women particularly between the ages of 25 and 35 without a male relative. Those over 45 are not a concern to the Saudi authorities." One woman told the BBC that the situation at Jeddah airport has become pretty uncomfortable as hundreds of women are reportedly sleeping on the floor, have been denied their belongings, and are sharing only four toilets.

Nigerian pilgrims’ welfare boards have in the past acted as “mahrams” and visas had been granted on that basis. The report said that officials observed that flights which arrived at Medina airport and that “only Nigerian pilgrims” were affected by the policy.

Last year, nearly three million Muslim pilgrims performed the hajj, which must be performed at least once in a lifetime by all Muslims who are able to do so. Roughly half of Nigeria’s 160 million people are Muslim.

This is ridiculous. So a woman needs a man to accompany her so she can worship God? It was man who made up the rule of the pilgrimage, and now men are trying to tell women HOW to have one? I'm not religious and I'm a firm believer in "to each his own,' but this is just insane. If a woman made the decision AND the long trip as an offering to her God and/or Its tenets, shouldn't that be enough? Should having a penis nearby also be a requirement? Men are so afraid of womens' power. These "mahram" laws make it proof positive..