Sittin on Balls..

It's not just tits that sag.. 

Mondays..

PENIS TIME!!: Kanye West

 What is it about Kimye? Sending out pics of their dicks and booties all the time. WTH?


I wouldn't be surprised if Kim is having a camera placed in her uterus as I type.



These pics are not so recent, but uh, peen is peen.

Pee. Niss.

Meh, but I like the veins..

Skirt-o-Meter: Slut or Whut?

Where's the chart for how tight men's pants are? Skinny jeans on a man repulse me. Any man wearing high-waters I instantly deem a joke.

I wish I would meet someone who thought I was "asking for it." That is the most bullshit excuse I have ever heard for sexually assaulting someone. Well, I once read about a 77 yr old grandad who got his 11 year old granddaughter pregnant because he said she was "teasing him."

Uhh..she was 11. How was she teasing him, too much glitter nail polish? Maybe she was stuffing her bra too provocatively.

Asshole.

Sorry but there is nothing a little boy could do to "tease me" in that way.

Oh the excuses men doth make..

I kinda like the "old-fashioned" length. I love pencil skirts. VERY TIGHT pencil skirts, so that might make it a bit not-so old-fashioned.

I don't see a chart for tightness though. I suppose that makes me safe..

New School Curriculum: Responsibility Classes

A few thoughts from Neal Donald Walsh on how to better educate our precious offspring. We are living in a world where women are under constant attack. Why not help raise boys who don't hate women the way mainstream society teaches them to? With so many families being headed by single women, we have a responsibility to raise boys (and girls) who understand and respect the power of the Feminine, not resent it. Below I found these suggestions to be very enlightening and potentially paradigm shifting. We must teach children to VALUE, not VICTIMIZE.

Some suggestions from CWG

How, then, should we educate our young?

 

·         Treat them as spirits.

·         Introduce them to the world you have created with gentleness and care.

·     Why do you place your children in schools where competition is allowed and encouraged, where being the “best” and learning the “most” is rewarded, where “performance” is graded, and moving at one’s own pace is barely tolerated?  What does your child understand from this?

·       Allow your young ones to learn logic, critical thinking, problem solving and creation, using the tools of their own intuition and their deepest inner knowing, rather than the rules and the memorized systems and conclusions of a society which has already proven itself to be wholly unable to evolve by these methods, and continues to use them.

·       Teach concepts, not subjects.

·        Devise a new curriculum, and build it around three Core Concepts:

1.      Awareness
2.      Honesty
3.      Responsibility

 
  Then, take the values and concepts ... and teach them in your schools.

  Courses such as:

 

•  Understanding Power
• Peaceful Conflict Resolution
•  Elements of Loving Relationship
• Personhood and Self Creation
• Body, Mind, and Spirit:  How They Function
• Engaging Creativity
• Celebrating Self, Valuing Others
• Joyous Sexual Expression
• Fairness
• Tolerance
•  Diversities and Similarities
• Ethical Economics
• Creative Consciousness and Mind Power
• Awareness and Wakefulness
•  Honesty and Responsibility
• Visibility and Transparency
• Science and Spirituality

Not sure about you, but I think this sounds good.


Of course, if we really want to create a 'happy kid curriculum,' this did it for me :-)

 The Electric Company

 

Birthday Chick

Bare with me my lovelies. I've been a bit MIA because I had a birthday!

If you wanna know how old I am..


I'm the one on the left. :/

I'll be back super soon.


Kisses.

MANPONS

One thing I don't understand about guys, is why they get so weird when asked to buy feminine products for a woman.

 

If there's one thing for ABSOLUTE certain, it's that NO ONE in the store (or out) thinks the products are for them. For women, the sales clerk might look at us and immediately think (especially if its a guy)..

"Soo..you got your lil' monthly visitor huh?.. "

And they'll probably be correct in their assumption. It's not really embarrassing per se, but can be awkward. You don't want some stranger all up in the happenings of your cooch.

Men don't have to worry about this. The person at the counter will simply see you as a kind hearted gentleman, doing something nice for a woman in your life.

Unless of course you're buying them as buttplugs for yourself and you're afraid that the counter person will be able to read your vibe. I can't help you then.

But if not, Men, when a woman asks you to buy her feminine products, it's usually because she's caught out there. Kindof the equivalent of being on the toilet and realizing you have nothing to wipe with. SCREWED.

The truth of the matter is in most cases WE CAN'T GO to the store. Well, that's why I've asked anyway. My cramps are debilitating. It's like someone's going..

 

In my uterus.

Personally speaking, how can I go to the store when I'm walking like this?

That 'time of the month' can really do a number on our backs (lower back pain). 

OR Men, a more practical idea when asked to get pads or tampons, is to pretend you've been asked to go get condoms. :-)

And think about it. It could be so much worse.

Which is better..


This?

Or this?

Thought so.


In the spirit of trying to take the "gross" out of tampons for guys, (although technically, if they're still in the box they're not gross yet), listed below are a few things MEN can do with these fabulous cotton absorbers..

You know. A boys and their toys kinda thing..


1) Make yourself a little pet. Dog is 'Man's best friend' is it not?

2) A DIY toupee! Rogaine not working? No problem! Just wear this when it's dark outside, no one will know it's not your hair. :)

3) Prank a friend. We know how much guys love those frat boy type of jokes. Have yourself a ball.

4) Festive Lights! Having a party? Use tampons as a creative way to decorate your place. They're low cost too!

 

5) Create a nativity scene. *sing it with me!* "Ohhh..holy night..."

6) Make a water filter. Out camping with the boys? No clean water? Not an issue! Use the tampon as a straw to remove any impurities. And it's cheaper than a Brita..

7) Make a Halloween costume. Nothing says hilarious quite like being dressed up like a bloody pad or box o'tampons..*sarcasm*

 

8) Satisfy your testosterone AND the NRA and make your own gun! Pretend you're Rambo or any other boyhood hero. You can even make your own ammo. Tampons come in handy for ALL don't they?

So basically, don't be such a wimp when we ask you to help us out when we're invaded by the Redcoats. It only lasts a few days and it's not like YOU'RE the one that's bleeding. If a woman asks you to help her out by buying some Tampax for her, be a sport. After all, you're only purchasing them. It's not like she's asking you to insert the damn things.

It's not like it's boxing. Men seem to have no problem with seeing blood in that arena..*shrugs*

I digress.


In my last attempt to make men less squeamish about the mix of the monthly, I've posted a music video by The Cramps which coincidentally..

 
Is headed by a MAN.

Don'tcha just love me?


ENJOY!

      The Cramps 'Like a Bad Girl Should'

 

WTS Salute: GHANDI

In this blog, we showcase the achievements of WOMEN. 

However, exceptions can be made.

Today marks the 65th anniversary of Mahatma Gandhi's assassination.

Children dressed like Mahatma Gandhi assemble at an event to mark his death anniversary in Chennai.

Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, October 2, 1869 - January 30, 1948.

  

WTS.