MANPONS

One thing I don't understand about guys, is why they get so weird when asked to buy feminine products for a woman.

 

If there's one thing for ABSOLUTE certain, it's that NO ONE in the store (or out) thinks the products are for them. For women, the sales clerk might look at us and immediately think (especially if its a guy)..

"Soo..you got your lil' monthly visitor huh?.. "

And they'll probably be correct in their assumption. It's not really embarrassing per se, but can be awkward. You don't want some stranger all up in the happenings of your cooch.

Men don't have to worry about this. The person at the counter will simply see you as a kind hearted gentleman, doing something nice for a woman in your life.

Unless of course you're buying them as buttplugs for yourself and you're afraid that the counter person will be able to read your vibe. I can't help you then.

But if not, Men, when a woman asks you to buy her feminine products, it's usually because she's caught out there. Kindof the equivalent of being on the toilet and realizing you have nothing to wipe with. SCREWED.

The truth of the matter is in most cases WE CAN'T GO to the store. Well, that's why I've asked anyway. My cramps are debilitating. It's like someone's going..

 

In my uterus.

Personally speaking, how can I go to the store when I'm walking like this?

That 'time of the month' can really do a number on our backs (lower back pain). 

OR Men, a more practical idea when asked to get pads or tampons, is to pretend you've been asked to go get condoms. :-)

And think about it. It could be so much worse.

Which is better..


This?

Or this?

Thought so.


In the spirit of trying to take the "gross" out of tampons for guys, (although technically, if they're still in the box they're not gross yet), listed below are a few things MEN can do with these fabulous cotton absorbers..

You know. A boys and their toys kinda thing..


1) Make yourself a little pet. Dog is 'Man's best friend' is it not?

2) A DIY toupee! Rogaine not working? No problem! Just wear this when it's dark outside, no one will know it's not your hair. :)

3) Prank a friend. We know how much guys love those frat boy type of jokes. Have yourself a ball.

4) Festive Lights! Having a party? Use tampons as a creative way to decorate your place. They're low cost too!

 

5) Create a nativity scene. *sing it with me!* "Ohhh..holy night..."

6) Make a water filter. Out camping with the boys? No clean water? Not an issue! Use the tampon as a straw to remove any impurities. And it's cheaper than a Brita..

7) Make a Halloween costume. Nothing says hilarious quite like being dressed up like a bloody pad or box o'tampons..*sarcasm*

 

8) Satisfy your testosterone AND the NRA and make your own gun! Pretend you're Rambo or any other boyhood hero. You can even make your own ammo. Tampons come in handy for ALL don't they?

So basically, don't be such a wimp when we ask you to help us out when we're invaded by the Redcoats. It only lasts a few days and it's not like YOU'RE the one that's bleeding. If a woman asks you to help her out by buying some Tampax for her, be a sport. After all, you're only purchasing them. It's not like she's asking you to insert the damn things.

It's not like it's boxing. Men seem to have no problem with seeing blood in that arena..*shrugs*

I digress.


In my last attempt to make men less squeamish about the mix of the monthly, I've posted a music video by The Cramps which coincidentally..

 
Is headed by a MAN.

Don'tcha just love me?


ENJOY!

      The Cramps 'Like a Bad Girl Should'