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Monday, February 11, 2013

Skirt-o-Meter: Slut or Whut?



Where's the chart for how tight men's pants are? Skinny jeans on a man repulse me. Any man wearing high-waters I instantly deem a joke.

I wish I would meet someone who thought I was "asking for it." That is the most bullshit excuse I have ever heard for sexually assaulting someone. Well, I once read about a 77 yr old grandad who got his 11 year old granddaughter pregnant because he said she was "teasing him."

Uhh..she was 11. How was she teasing him, too much glitter nail polish? Maybe she was stuffing her bra too provocatively.

Asshole.

Sorry but there is nothing a little boy could do to "tease me" in that way.

Oh the excuses men doth make..







I kinda like the "old-fashioned" length. I love pencil skirts. VERY TIGHT pencil skirts, so that might make it a bit not-so old-fashioned.

I don't see a chart for tightness though. I suppose that makes me safe..


1 comment:

  1. Point well taken. As a man, I'm often ashamed at my fellow brethren when it comes to their observations and rationale in regards to women and their feminine expressions. However, I do believe female/male sluts exist but that's still not an excuse to fall on a dick or trip into a pussy. Just saying.

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