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Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Bloody Busy



What is busy?


Busy is looking at the clock, seeing it's 3pm, and remembering (with horror) the tampon you put in at 7am is still in you.

You've been so busy you forgot to change it.

This is not gross, this is life.

The life of a hardworking, busy, focused, success bound, ferociously ambitious woman.

Ps..

The tampon has since been changed.

What could I do, it started swelling so..


Ok, THAT ^^^ was gross..













Lol. Y'all can handle it.


-WTS.

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Kim Kardashian Accused of Photoshopping Workout Selfies..


This bish.. *rolls eyes*




Goodness gracious could she BE anymore narcissistic?

Dayum!

I'm not really into selfies like that, so enhancing them - with the exception of maybe covering a blemish - is not something I even think about.

Then again, if you make your living showcasing an altered to "perfection" physique, I suppose you would do things like blowing up your tits and ass with Photoshop before posting.

This girl..  WHEN will people be over her already?

Yuck.

I'm just happy nobody gives her a pass. Whether its waxing her daughter's uni-brow to Photoshopping ass pics, the public is unrelenting in their efforts to call her on her shit.

See below.

The question on everyone's lips this morning…did Kim Kardashian alter her butt and boob selfies to make her look more bootylicious?!

Photoshop master Peejie T thinks so, telling Radar Online that Kim and BFF Blac Chyna's workout shots have been "manipulated" to enhance the star's shapely figure.

Drawing the background of Kim's "booty pic" as example, Peejie T explains that the slight curve of the door frame could be proof that the 32-year-old's been Photoshopping her snaps.

He said: "In the pic, the door should look like a straight-edged door but you can see a gap at the same level as Kim's chest. This would be caused by using a tool to expand her breasts."

He added: "There also seems to be a subtle distortion of the floor which follows the same contortion as Kim's waist and hips."

In case you have no idea what he's talking about, here are some photos you can reference...






Blac Chyna's ass was not altered photoshop, it was altered by a plastic surgeon.


I don't understand why these lazy chicks just don't workout. Wanna nice booty?

DO SQUATS!

They work.

Scalpel not included.




Friday, January 10, 2014

Drained



This day has been so long and draggish.

I'm PMSing.


Again.


I've spent half my life PMSing.


I need a mental jacuzzi...





Happy Friday.

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Women Get Sloppy Drunk and Embarrass Themselves..


In today's news of sloppy drunk and embarrassing women we feature Michelle Rodriguez.

Wasn't this chick in rehab?

It didn't seem to work. These photos of her and "Super"Model Cara Delevingne at a recent Knicks game are plumb embarrassing.

Geez girl.

Get some help.

Or at least wait till you get home to get that drunk.

She puts the "damn" in (PR) damage control..

Sheesh..


The action wasn’t just on the court at Tuesday’s Knicks game. An apparently visibly intoxicated actress Michelle Rodriguez was spotted kissing model Cara Delevingne in the 4th quarter, after drinking throughout the contest.






Look at the way guy is looking at her, lol..










She's still beautiful though..


Source: Page Six

Monday, January 6, 2014

How the Media Failed Women in 2013


I will admit, watching this clip was painful. As a proud woman, it can be difficult to witness how women are degraded, especially in the media. Why is it so hard for certain men (usually those in power) to accept that women are great PEOPLE? Not playthings but beings? Evidently for some men, a woman's power is simply frightening. Unbelievable. Some men find it unacceptable that a SHE could be magnificent without a HE.

The malicious and subconscious messages the media help spread about women being inferior penetrate ALL of us. Men, women, sons and daughters. We're all constantly and subliminally being programmed. Almost every medium we can think of is used to propagate the belief that women exist solely for a mens' [sexual] gratification. This is demonstrated in everything from prostitution rings to child brides. If there ever was a theory that was destroying the world, patriarchy is among the top.

Women are all powerful. We are goddesses, mothers, nurturers, supportive forces. We are needed by the elements of nature and her inhabitants. In every species it is the female who delivers the children. Women are the Givers of Life and perhaps men resent it. The 'powers that be' echelon of men have taken oaths and make it their life's mission to hide and distort the truth about women. To make us feel inferior and disposable. Womens' right to vote, right to marry whom they want, and even the right to drive show that men feel the need to control women's actions. Sexually explicit representations of women are found everywhere, from mainstream to underground. Women are globally taught that our worth is contingent upon what we can do for a man, and how attractive we are.

Patriarchy is ruining the world, and the media is a willing participant.

Happy New Year, with an emphasis on NEW.

NEW attitudes make for better tomorrows and better TODAYS.

Womankind.

Yes, we do exist.

An no one would exist, without US.

Now for the clip.





Join the campaign: http://bit.ly/ChangeMedia

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

What if God Was One of Us..





We're going to try something new today. Humor me folks, go with it.

Today, whatever name you call it, I want you to thank God for whatever you're thankful for.

Your health,
job,
relationships,
the fact that you made it to work on time after being warned.

Whatever gave you a "whew!" moment or brought you even an inkling of relief,

Say aloud, "Thank you God."



Now here comes the experiment.

Envision that God smiles when you say your "thank you."

God hi-fives you.

God is happy with your acknowledgement. Happy?

No wait,

You just made God's day!

God loves you.

I mean freakin LOVES you Dammit!

Feel the glow. The warmth. The everlasting emotional sunshine God emits.

Now picture that GOD,


IS A WOMAN.

:oO

Long haired.
Afro'd.
Freckles.
Whatever female image your mind comes up with.

Run with it.

Fun huh?

Do this as many times as you can. It's called, EXPANSION.

In the words of Sly and the Family Stone,

"Free your mind, and your ass will follow."

With that being said,

Take it away Hugh..

Hugh Cornwell "God is a Woman" video from Hugh Cornwell on Vimeo.

Monday, December 16, 2013

Monday Music Post



Charli XCX is a cute chick. Her sound is reminiscent of The Cure slash Depeche Mode with tinges of Pop Tart Pop.

And it works.

It's cool that you hear her British accent when she sings too.

She seems like a sweet girl not devilishly swallowed by the music industry yet.

Well, not totally.

Her videos are original, visual eye-food.

Her sound is new-old and special.

We like Charli and we have good taste.

She's refreshing.

Happy Monday.

"SuperLove" is super cute. And so very "made you look."



"Nuclear Seasons"



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