When Ass Kissing Is OK..

It's acceptable to kiss ass if..





it's rainbow sprinkled.

I can't think of any other times..


Can you?

Passive Aggressive + Kanye Music = Liberation for Maria

Marina Shifrin worked long hours for the Taiwanese animator, Next Media Animation, and when she decided to quit her job, she thought a viral video would be the most appropriate way to do it.

During a particularly late night when she was still at the office at 4:30 a.m., Shifrin set up cameras and started an epic one-woman dance party to Kanye West’s “Gone.”

“My boss only cares about quantity and how many views each video gets,” she says in scrolling text over the clip, representing the media industry’s larger challenge to find the right balance between producing great stories and scoring lots of page views.

Since the clip was uploaded to YouTube over the weekend, it has garnered more than a quarter million views and has been picked up by Gawker, The Huffington Post, and The Telegraph, inspiring downtrodden cubicle jockeys everywhere.


and the resgnation starts in 5..

4..

3..

2..

Good for you Maria. And her boss accepted her resignation btw.

Follow her on Twitter here:

Marina V. Shifrin

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Fat Tuesday Indeed..

Mardi Gras means Fat Tuesday in French.

I wonder if the founders had this in mind?

Happy Tuesday my loves.

BJs.. Are no Breeze.

Blowjobs are work.

That's right, 

WORK.

Depending on the mouth it can be a "WERK!" situation.

BUT,

Blowjobs are a very physical task none-the-less.

And why are they called "blow" anyway? Sucking is what's involved.

Do men really know the mechanics of sucking a dick? (I'm referring to straight men, fyi).

To quote Samantha from Sex and the City, here are some things to consider..

"Teeth placement.
Jaw Stress.
Suction.
Gag Reflex.

All while bobbing up and down.
And moaning.

And trying to breathe.

They dont call it a JOB for nothing."

Well said Sam.

I would put a special emphasis on teeth placement. No man wants his dick raked by your incisors. Sometimes you have to fold your lips which can become a drain. And depending on how your positioned, sucking dick can be hard on the neck. Again depending on the woman, your hair may get in the way and yuck! Who wants pubes in their mouth? It does happen. Some guys have the nerve to have stray hairs on their shaft. No bueno.

All you men out there take note of this.

They may be called "blowjobs"..

But they aren't a breeze.


Thatizall.

-WTS.

What a Girl's Makeup Means..

This. Is. Perfect. Love love love this chick.

Watching this vid requires 4 minutes of your life. 

You can totally spare it.

Jenna's Youtube Channel

Don't Drop Your Crown..

And we wouldn't want that.

Stay strong. And if you're doing alright then stay strong for others.


The World needs you.

Goddesstical Testicles..

I am absolutely that woman.

(Sans the big boobs).

I have more balls than 80% of the men I know.

Wait.

Make that 90%.

And no,

I will not fuck them in the ass. 

(As much as many of them secretly want it).

Any man that is a "homophobe" is afraid that he might like anal. PERIOD.

Happy Labor Day weekend to all the women who've been in labor.

Or labor at work to take care of herself.

And had to grow balls because the men in her life were missing a pair.

I'm from the old and the new school. I will take out the garbage, sure. But if I do, there will be no traces of a meal cooked for a GUY inside of it.

Or condom wrappers bitch.

Be a man or,

No whambam.

JUST SCRAM.

My balls are like my future.

Big.

Fertile.

And,

GOLDEN.

Peace, from the Warrior TruthBringing LightShining Goddess.

Love Sick

Fuck Love.

I love you so much it makes me vomit.

#badmoodthesedays