HAND Handbag..

Nice, but nope. Not rockable for me. I would imagine those dangling fingers would get in the way..

Creative though :)

Boobie Beauty

Breasts are amazing - they are beautiful, they nourish babies, and they have an intelligence of their own.

Breasts have so many incredible benefits for the health of humanity, the power of women, and the nurturing of the future generations.

Your breasts deserve a medal of honor - plus nurturing, pampering, and respect.

Yet, our breasts are suffering from the dangerous effects of rising environmental toxins in our food, water, air, and toiletries, degrading media, restrictive fashion, and lack of empowering health education for women.

…Angelina Jolie announced her decision to have her healthy breasts surgically removed because of her potential cancer risk. This action has inspired me even more to realize how vital it is that we join in this conversation and speak about how to naturally care for our breasts, how our environment, diet, and lifestyle impact our health, and why breast health is more important than ever before.

Thus, my intention is to share positive inspiring information to support women to love their breasts and learn about ways to naturally care for our amazing breasts.

Let's uplift breasts to the status level they deserve!

7 Amazing Things To Know About Breasts

1) Breasts want freedom.

Bras restrict the movement of lymphatic fluid through the breasts, underarm, and shoulders, thus causing toxins to build up in the breast tissue. Underwire bras are the worst culprit, as the metal also can disrupt the energy flow through the breast area. A recent French study has shown that women who don't wear bras actually have perkier breasts even as they age. Exercising, dance, and rebounding without a bra also allows the body's movements to support lymphatic flow and proper drainage of the breasts. The natural movement of the breasts as the body exercises and moves is another essential component to lymphatic health in the breasts.

2) Breasts need massage.

There is no muscle tissue in a women's breasts, so breasts need assistance to enhance circulation through the breast. A woman's breasts are mostly fat tissue along with milk ducts, connective tissue, nerves, and lymph glands. Self breast massage is an important regular practice for women to support their blood and lymph circulation and reduce build-up of toxins and hormones in the fatty tissue of the breasts. Massage your breasts daily with a natural cold-pressed vegetable oil, such as coconut, almond, or jojoba oil. You can also add pure essential oils such as rose, jasmine, or clary sage to your massage oil base. I'm not talking about "man-handling" here, I'm talking about gentle self massage in which you get to know what your breasts feel like, notice any changes, and use gentle lymphatic and circulatory movements to enhance health.

3) Breasts are hot.

It has been well-documented that a woman's breasts will synchronize with her newborn baby to become the perfect temperature. When a mother and baby are skin-to-skin postpartum, her breasts will naturally adjust their temperature to regulate the baby's body temperature optimally. A mother of twins will have each of her breasts match the ideal temperature for each one of her twins. A women's breasts are more reliable and efficient than any baby warmer. So breasts are totally hot - just not in the way people usually talk about.

4) Breastmilk has a gazillion medicinal uses.

Breastmilk is pretty much the most amazing food substance available to mankind. Mother's milk is completely unique and not possible to replicate (despite what you may have heard from the formula companies). It actually changes minute by minute, day to day, to provide exactly the right nourishment and immunities that a baby needs as determined by the breast through receiving information from the baby's saliva on the areola. There are over 400+ identified nutrients in human breast milk, including probiotics and an abundant source of stem cells. The first milk that comes out is colostrum, which is rich with immune factors and is considered to be "liquid gold", and extremely important for the life-long health of the baby. Breastmilk is also used by wise mamas for many purposes including putting on diaper rash, earaches, pink eye, sore throats, and many other healing needs. When a women breastfeeds the breastmilk bathes her milk ducts as it passes through to her baby, thus providing increased breast health and preventing breast cancer in direct relation to how long she nurses.

5) Breasts are energy centers.

Traditional Chinese Medicine is a complete system of health that has been practiced for thousands of years, based upon the movement of energy through the body on the meridians (energy lines) and acupoints (nodes of energy on the meridians). There are six meridians that run through the breast area, and three of them are the Kidney, Liver, and Stomach meridians where most breast lumps and cancer develop. TCM treats breast cancer by addressing the energy stagnation and movement of qi. Acupuncture and TCM are holistic ways to promote breast health and can be used in combination with other health care treatments as well. Massaging the acupressure points along the meridians, or holding these energy points around the breasts, can help with promoting breast and whole body health. Underwire bras can also interfere with the energy moving through the meridians in the breasts, another reason to let your boobs go free, or invest in a supportive natural fiber bra.

6) Breasts are a lot like canaries.

You've heard about the canary in the coal mine? Miners would take canaries down in the mines with them, because the birds were so sensitive that if the environment was toxic the canaries would die, and then the miners would know to get out of there immediately! Breasts are extremely sensitive, they receive information from the environment and their tissues collect toxins and hormones, like jet fuel and flame retardants. When breastfeeding, the saliva from the baby is absorbed into the areola and the breasts then immediately respond by providing the nutrients and immune factors that the baby needs based upon the breast's incredibly sensitive receptors. Breast cancer is now the most common form of cancer for women in the US, and it's not because breasts or our genes are the problem. Our breasts are the canaries letting us know that our environment is toxic and we must make changes in our health, diets, exposure, and detox. Due to the over 70,000 chemicals now used in the US over the last 100 years, we are living in a toxic soup and exposed to chemicals in our air, food, water, homes, cars, clothes, and more. Our breasts are letting us know that we need to create a healthy change for our longevity and the future generations.

7) Breasts are beautiful.

Your breasts are perfect for you. All kinds of breasts are beautiful. Breasts change in shape and size over life, and that's okay. Some men like large breasts, others prefer small breasts, and some like medium sized. Whatever shape or size of your boobs is just right. Love your breasts! They have superpowers, they are intelligent, and they are amazing! In Mongolia, when a baby fusses, everyone lifts up their shirt and shakes their breasts for the baby, and the baby calms down and looks around amazed. Everyone laughs and smiles shaking their boobs, including mom, grandma, and grandpa too! So smile and love your boobs, they are awesome.

And they forgot one: Breasts are FUN. At least when Elvira's in charge. #breastpower - WTS

Le Source

Man With MicroPenis Discovers He's Really a Woman..

I know lots of guys with no balls..

Maybe they have it too? Can you imagine this guy's overall self-esteem with a dick that small? Wow..

Man with 'Micropenis' Visits Doctor, Discovers He's Actually a Woman

Neetzan Zimmerman

A 66-year-old man who thought he merely had an unusually tiny penis was shocked to find out from doctors that he was actually a woman. 

The unnamed patient arrived at Kwong Wah Hospital in Hong Kong complaining of a swelling in his abdomen.

After being examined by doctors, it was determined that the swelling was caused by a cyst on one of his ovaries.

In a paper published this week in the Hong Kong Medical Journal, doctors from Kwong Wah and Queen Elizabeth Hospitals explained that the patient suffered from both the chromosomal abnormality known as Turner Syndrome and the genetic disorder congenital adrenal hyperplasia (CAH), giving him the internal organs of a woman along with the physical appearance of a man.

"The patient, by definition, is a woman who cannot get pregnant. But she also has CAH, which gave her the appearance of a man," Chinese University pediatrics professor Ellis Hon Kam-lun told the South China Morning Post. "It's an interesting and very rare case of having the two combinations. It probably won't be seen again in the near future."

In fact, there have been only six instances of both disorders occurring simultaneously in recorded medical history.

According to his doctors, the patient, who is 4'5" tall, bearded, has a micropenis and no testicles, plans to continue identifying as male, and may undergo male hormone replacement therapy.

Sourcery


And the DAMN of the day..

Dear Paperclip Man:

JUST GIVE UP.

Or become a circus act..

Laterz.

YUM

There are no words really..

#YNTK

Klondike Bar

At least it wasn't a Monsanto apple..

Food for thought. Pun intended..

The One Word Paragraph

There is only one word in the English language that when used as an answer, qualifies as a simple word, a complete sentence or even a whole paragraph. Which word might that be you ask?

Any questions?

The Most Sexually Kick-Ass Songs By Women.. Part II

Welcome to Part II of one of the most comprehensive lists of the most sexually aggressive /slash/ kick-ass songs by women. In Part I we covered women artists from A-M. Now we finish the alphabet and list with more lewd, unabashed, raw, fun and sexy music ever released by a female.

As per Part I, the criteria for making the list were as follows:

Requirements for the list.

A) The women had to be themselves. More specifically, the women had to have songwriting credit on the song. If SHE wrote it, chances are, SHE meant it.

AND/OR,

B) Delivery. The delivery of the lyrics is most important because that's where the EMOTION lies. The stand out, in your face BOOM! And if you're asking a guy for sex, it's not exactly the time to be Minnie Mouse.

There was no way these songs could be numbered in order of greatness, so they're listed alphabetically.

And to reiterate, make sure you actually listen to the music. Reading the description and scrolling along won't show you the effect.

So ready?

Let's go.

12) Peaches. 99% of the music by Peaches is sexually explicit. She sings of sex with women, women and men, men and men and even women with men AS a men. Her lyrics have no boundaries. In her 40's and fearless, Peaches has mastered shock-fuck performances. Of all the songs in Peaches catalog that could easily be on this list, we chose "Billionaire" (2009) because in this song, Peaches brags that she'll fuck you like one.

"Billionaire"

11) Liz Phair, "Flower", (1993). The first thing that comes to mind is "Wo!" This is a woman who called up a label, told them to sign her, sent them a flimsy demo, and got her way.  In this song, she tells a guy, "I want to be your blowjob queen" which upset critics. Subsequently, Liz was labeled a "pandering slut" in a review by a renowned critic and producer. Liz's first album "Exile in Guyville" is an avant-garde and wild must-have. "Flower" put Liz, and her dirty mind, on the map.

"Flower"

10) POE, "Not A Virgin," (2000). Let's start by looking at the title. One can guess this song isn't about Algebra. We love Poe because she doesn't care about what people think. AT ALL. She sings with no hesitation,  ".. I been hung up, I get down, and I'll start it over again.." Whatever you say Poe. Her attitude is unafraid and matter-of-fact. And of course, non-virginal. 

"Not A Virgin"

9) "Buttons" The Pussycat Dolls, (2005). This song definitely calls a guy on his talk. "..loosen up my buttons babe, but you keep frontin, saying what you gon' do to me, but I ain't seen nothin.." I doesn't get any more direct than that. The Pussycat Dolls make it clear in this song that they are down for whatever. Maybe they should be called The Pussy Dolls?..

 "Buttons"

 

       

8) Your Mamma Won't Like Me, Suzi Quatro, (1975). Suzi cameo'd as Leather Tuscadero on Happy Days. She was a full-time musician, and became the first female bass player to become a major rock star. This song is an example of her abrasive-feminine style. Suzi has sold over 50 million albums worldwide, and continues to rock out venues and concerts. She's also active in criticizing today's young starlets for their "soft porn" images.

"Your Mamma Won't Like Me"

7) "Inside My Love," by Minnie Riperton, (1975). This song could be classified as a risque lullaby. She uses angelic vocals to ask a man if he'd like to be inside her vagina. "Will you come inside me?" is the question of the song. Minnie claimed that the song was about more than sexual propositioning. It was about intimacy. Radio was minimal in its support, and the song peaked at a disappointing 26 on the charts. Minnie died in 1979 at age 31 from breast cancer. Her music and sensual voice live on.

"Inside My Love"

6) "Saturday Night Special" by the Runaways, (1979). Don't we just love the Runaways? They were talented of musicians who grew up to amazing  in their own right, but they were also a group that -initially- was put together to capitalize on the "Lolita" fantasy. Underage girls who were hot, and yep. It WORKED. The Runaways were wild and rebellious teens who took their partying and music seriously. "Saturday Night Special" could be an anthem for loose teenagers. "I'm young and easily bored.." Yeah ok. Just make sure you're young and well protected. 

"Saturday Night Special"

 

5) "Love to Love You Baby" by Donna Summer, (1975). The song's simulated orgasms were recorded while lying on her back in a darkened studio. She said she imagined how Marilyn Monroe would've recorded it, and acted accordingly. This song, including it's simulated sex, was originally 17 minutes long. In addition to propelling Donna's career, this song was credited for launching a 10 year long herpes epidemic. This is by far one of the most sensual, sexual songs ever made. 

"Love to Love You Baby"

4) "Wild About That Thing," Bessie Smith, (1929). This song was recorded during a time when women were expected to be mothers and wives, not traveling blues musicians. This was the year of the great Stock Market crash, and Gospel music was the majority in Black homes. When Bessie Smith came out with a song with lyrics like, "Give it to me proper..", she, like many female blues singers, was labeled loose and "ungodly." Bessie's bravery for recording music that discussed being happy about a man's penis -during the 20's- is impressive. Bessie Smith is a blues legend and WTS shero.

"Wild About That Thang"

4) "Sweet Stuff" by Sylvia, (1973). The "Pillow Talk" album in its entirety is a complete seductionfest. This song is direct yet kittenesque. She invites a potential lover to her "crib with a waterbed.." and fills the entire song with moaning and heavy breathing. This song is sophisticated, feminine and sensual. I would advise checking out the whole album. It's extremely interesting and alluring.

"Sweet Stuff"

3) "Call Me" by Tweet, (2002). Tweet's debut album 'Southern Hummingbird' was a classic. Her voice is soft and strong at the same time. This song is asking a lover to pay her a visit, and "she'll be sure to meet, with no panties on.." Although provocative, this song is smooth and subtle. Her invite for sexual trysts aren't too aggressive. She may want him to do her, but she's a lady about it.

"Call Me"

 

2) "Hard As a Rock," Cherry Vanilla, (1978). Cherry started out as David Bowie's publicist and became a rock singer in the early 1970's. She was best known for her modus operandi - namely- offering blowjobs to dj's who would play Bowie's records on their stations. She was a major player in the British punk scene, and her brashness was revered. Hard as a rock indeed. This song was pre-Viagra..

"Hard as a Rock"

1) Vanity 6, "Nasty Girl." Classic. Tastefully nasty. Legendary sex appeal. Vanity is one of the most beautiful women who ever did it. Prince knew what he was doing when he formed this group. This appearance on Soul Train is an example of why they were so successful: Authentic sex appeal. All natural. Beautiful women who wanted to have sex but remain nameless. The original Vagina 6, the final of the list.

"Nasty Girl"

This concludes our comprehensive list of the most Sexually Kick-Ass songs by women. 

These women went up against radio, religion, stereotypes and gender roles that attempted to control and censor them. 

We honor them in this collage and honor all women who seek their desires with determination and self-confidence.

Even if the men get mad.

Any songs that should've been included but weren't?

The "comments" section por favor.

Till next time.

Keep rockin.

Blow Dry = No Blow Job..

We'll take "Duh, wrong answer " for $500 Alex.