When I found this article, the song "I believe in miracles" started playing in my head. Could this really be true? A mushroom that can give women spontaneous orgasms simply by smelling it? You mean to tell me, we don't even have to eat it? Just a whiff to get our inner thighs t'shakin'?
Oh joy!!
News like this really makes me love being alive. Who says life has to be hard? Thanks to the mushroom called “Tropical Dictyophora” or "stinkhorns" for short, even your guy doesn't have to be hard. Even better, you don't need a guy. Even BETTER better, to receive the pleasure of the Big O., you don't even need YOU! Or your hands at least, just your nose.
No need for batteries, condoms, lube, acting classes, etc. This miracle plant can even save you money!
No need for batteries, condoms, lube, acting classes, etc. This miracle plant can even save you money!
Give me a second to get back into my skin as I seemed to have leaped out.
Ok I'm back.
The article also describes a trial where 20 men and 16 women were asked to smell the mushroom. All the women showed signs of arousal, and six experienced orgasm from the smell. The study noted that the women who did climax were the first women to smell it, while those who smelled it later (when it was older and weaker) noticed fewer effects.
For men, it was reported:
"The male volunteers, on the other hand, all said they thought the mushroom’s "fetid odour" smelt disgusting, and that was the extent of its influence on them."
GOOD. That just means more for us ladies.
The Haters
It's been called the "Holy Grail of Aphrodisiacs." Doesn't news like this make you wanna dance?
This mushroom though found in Hawaii, can also be found in Africa, Southern Asia and Australia. In Hawaiian and South Pacific lore, it's referred to as Mamalo o Wahine, which translates to "women’s mushroom." It has a recorded history of use in Chinese medicine dating back to the 7th century AD.
This goes back to the 7th century and we're just finding out about it? Hmpf!
Today, it's aptly named Phallus Indusiatus because of it's shape. It makes sense that a penis shaped plant would be related to female orgasms. That may not be scientific logic but it works for me! When eaten, this mushroom is very high in protein.
I won't even comment on that, lol.
Of course, there will always be naysayers when such a claim is reported. Anything unusual or uncommon to science will usually be purported and debunked. I personally don't care about the so-called lack of proof and would like to know where I buy this.
I'd like to do my own, ahem, research study. :)
-WTS
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