Fuck Me Badly

Fuck me badly once, shame on you.


Fuck me badly twice..

Wait,


There is no TWICE.
 
You think you get to fuck me again after you fucked me badly?


Nuh-uh.

What you think this is, The Bunny Ranch? You think my pussy is some kind of Denny's? Open to you day or night just cuz you drove up? You think my ass cheeks know how to scramble eggs and shit? Well they DON'T.

Rooty Tooty Fresh and Booty..

Nah son.

My vagina is like an interview: You only get one chance to make a lasting impression.

And you Sir did NOT get the job..



done.

So you need to take yourself, and your bad fucks outta here.

Badly.

And on behalf of my juices..



Deuces.