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100 Orgasms a Day?

A NURSE is plagued by a medical condition that gives her up to 100 orgasms A DAY.

Kim Ramsey, 44, feels constantly aroused and the slightest movement can trigger a climax.

Trains, driving and even housework start the reaction. But unlike women who yearn for the “Yes, yes!” experience, Kim just thinks “Oh no!”

The orgasms leave her in pain, exhausted and unable to have a normal relationship. She said: “Other women wonder how to have an orgasm — I wonder how to stop mine.”

Kim was diagnosed with incurable Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder. Doctors blame spinal cysts caused when she fell down stairs ten years ago.

Kim, from Hitchin, Herts, but now living in Montclair, New Jersey, US, first had problems after sex with a new boyfriend in 2008.

She said: “I had constant orgasms for four days. I thought I was going mad. It also happened with a new partner and I even tried sitting on frozen peas."

Side opinion by Dr PAM SPURR, Relationship expert:

PEOPLE might joke but this condition is no laughing matter for sufferers. They find it difficult to talk about the problem, fearing people will laugh or think they are a sex maniac. Plunging self-esteem can result in body language saying: Don’t approach me. A perfect partner who would listen and understand might be put off.

I don't even know what to say. I didn't even know such a thing is possible...

Even her perfume bottles wear wigs..

It's cute though..

Nicki Minaj Perfume..

Raped, Impregnanted, Then Sued For Custody..

Shauna R. Prewitt, a lawyer in Chicago, has an absolutely terrible and horrifying story to tell. When she was 21 years of age, she was raped. Contrary to the belief of some conservatives, this rape conceived a child. Shauna Prewitt, like a surprising thirty percent of women who conceive by rape, decided to keep the child.

And she was sued for custody by the rapist. In an article published today by CNN, she talks about the despicable lack of justice that led to this, “It would not be long before I would learn firsthand that in the most of states — 31 — men who father through rape are able to assert the same custody and visitation rights to their children that other fathers enjoy. When no law prohibits a rapist from exercising these rights, a woman may feel forced to bargain away her legal rights to a criminal trial in exchange for the rapist dropping the bid to have access to her child.” Her story is painful to read, but absolutely riveting:

While a student in my final year of college, at age 21, I was raped. I have dissected that moment — the horrifying moment that I became a “victim” — from every possible angle. I have poked and prodded, examined and re-examined. Regrettably, I have even suspected myself in a desperate, ultimately futile attempt to understand how I became a victim. But blaming myself was neither my idea nor my first inclination. I thought such 17th-century notions were long dead. I was wrong. People who did not even know me were quick to comment or speculate on my rape. What were you wearing? Did you scream loudly? Did this occur in public?

          Nine months after my rape, I gave birth to a beautiful little girl. You could say she was 
          conceived in rape, she was. But she is also so much more than her beginnings. I blissfully
          believed that after I had finally decided to give birth to and to raise my daughter, life would 
          be all roses and endless days at the playground. I was wrong again. 

Shauna also addresses Todd Akin’s recent hateful and ignorant remarks, saying, “Rep. Todd Akin’s recent comments that ‘legitimate rape’ rarely results in pregnancy not only flout scientific fact but, for me, cut deeper. Akin has de-legitimized my rape.”

She goes on later to explain:

Having fought this injustice for the past several years, I have come to believe that ignorance is to blame for this legal absence. Opponents argue no woman would ever choose to raise the child she conceived through rape. The only two studies to analyze the choices made by pregnant raped women indicate otherwise – at least 30% of women who conceive by rape make this choice.

Others argue that no rapist would ever seek parental rights. Not only does my experience and that of others I know prove otherwise, but it is not surprising that a man who cruelly degrades a woman would also seek to torture her in an even more agonizing way, by seeking access to her child.

A link to “Giving Birth to a ‘Rapist’s Child’: A Discussion and Analysis of the Limited Legal Protections Afforded to Women Who Become Mothers Through Rape,” is a paper Shauna Prewitt wrote for the Georgetown Law Journal.


Excuse me while I go vomit. I wish they would post the name of the father. I have some backup hate mail that needs sending. This is an OUTRAGE!! These laws are atrocious and ridiculous. The misogyny is blatantly obvious, and the only way he should be allowed to see his daughter (if ever) is AFTER his castration. What man really thinks that a mother would willingly allow her child to spend time with a rapist? Especially one that raped HER?! He's got to be fucking kidding. What could he teach a little girl? What makes him think he's even worthy of feminine energy after what he did? Is he even considering how the little girl would feel being around him knowing he raped her mother? Of course not. Men don't think like that. This, like the rape itself, proves that not only is he dangerous, but dangerously selfish - a HORRIBLE COMBINATION. And to give that legal rights? Somebody please say this is a dream. We  applaud Shauna's decision to keep the life growing inside her, despite the traumatic way it got there. That takes extreme courage and love. May she and her daughter have a wonderful life, WITHOUT the rapist. Now if you'll excuse me, I must go sharpen my knives..


http://edition.cnn.com/2012/08/22/opinion/prewitt-rapist-visitation-rights/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Albright is All Right..

Not Made by Mattel..

The Snake That Looks EXACTLY Like A Penis..

Now here's a snake I would play with..


The unique creature, atretochoana eiselti, was found after engineers drained a hydroelectric dam which spans a river connected to the Amazon. Biologists discovered six of the unusual-looking creatures - each about a metre long - at the bottom of the river-bed on the Madeira river in Rondonia, in Brazil.

Atretochoana eiselti is blind and has been spotted near the mouth of the Amazon river, in warm and fast-flowing water. The creatures were discovered in November, however it took until today for scientists to correctly classify the snake's genus - confirming it is a rare creature which has only been spotted sporadically since first spotted in 1968.

 It is actually more closely related to salamanders and frogs, but appearance-wise looks more like a snake. Biologist Julian Tupan, who works for Santo Antonio Energy - the company which constructed the dam - said: 'Of the six we collected, one died, three were released back into the wild and another two were kept for studies. 'Despite looking like snakes, they aren’t reptiles and are more closely related to salamanders and frogs.

Mr Tupan added: 'We think the animal breathes through its skin, and probably feeds on small fish and worms, but there is still nothing proven. 'The Amazon is a box of surprises when it comes to reptiles and amphibians. There are still much more to be discovered.'

Just goes to show ya. The universe has the most awesome sense of humor of all..