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Tuesday, January 21, 2014

B*llshit Bondage Chair







I don't like this chair. I get that some bondage fanatics might find this cool or interesting, but uh..

I'm no bondage fanatic. 

Tie me up like some kind of rodeo hand and when I get loose, let's just hope you can run faster than me.

The thought of a woman being positioned like this so someone can have a seat?

Anyone who thinks this chair is appropriate doesn't need a seat. 

What they really need is..



Serious slappage.

G-String clad cowboy optional.

This "bondage chair" was created by Allen Jones ca. 1969. Apparently, there's a Black version of it as well.




The woman perched on the chair in this photo is Russian socialite Dasha Zhukova. The online magazine Buro published this, and due to the uproar it caused, has since been cropped.



It's still bullshit though. 

What say you? Would you feel comfortable sitting on this? What would you think if you saw this in someone's house? What would you think of the PERSON who would buy this?

I'd be like..



I guess that's just me though.

SMH.. what a world we live in, no?

-WTS. 

Source 1

Friday, January 17, 2014

Sperm Stealing MaryJane




In an upcoming episode of BET's Being Mary Jane, the titular character, Mary Jane Paul, finally tells her friends that after having sex with an old lover, she used a turkey baster to remove his sperm from a condom and stored it in her freezer. When Paul initially stole the sperm, it caused an outcry on Twitter from viewers. Still, creator Mara Brock Akil tells ABC News Radio she included the plot line to spur a discussion.

"Just because I'm not doing it and you're not doing, it doesn't mean it's not being done," the 43-year-old writer and executive producer says. "And let's talk about why it's being done. ...The journalist in me wants to know why." 

Brock Akil says she was inspired to write the storyline about Gabrielle Union's character snatching her ex-lover's sperm after seeing news articles and lawsuits about the very same scenario. And this isn't the first time Brock Akil has included a woman stealing a man's sperm in her TV shows. In a 2007 episode of her BET series, The Game, a show centered on a fictional football team, fictional wide receiver Derwin Davis' new girlfriend tried to get pregnant by stealing his sperm through a turkey baster too.

"When we were on The Game I heard a story where there were a group of women who hired a doctor -- those are quotes around the doctor -- and they put him up in a hotel room, the same hotel where they were having sex with different ball players and they were running down the [hall] to get inseminated," Brock Akil explains. "And I was like, 'This is forreal? Like, no! No one's doing this.' And they were like, 'Okay. Don't believe me.'"

Brock Akil is determined to showcase and write a character that is complex for her hit BET show. She describes Mary Jane Paul as an "American woman," who may appear to have it together professionally as a news anchor for a fictional cable network, but in her personal life -- her friends, family and relationships -- she's struggling to tread water.

"TV writes a lot about single people, but you rarely see them alone. And so I thought I wanted to explore that. And I also thought it was fun to get into the minutia of what that is and see what that humanity looks like versus what we're projecting out to our friends and family and coworkers," Brock Akil says.


Sperm Stealing Source

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Bloody Busy



What is busy?


Busy is looking at the clock, seeing it's 3pm, and remembering (with horror) the tampon you put in at 7am is still in you.

You've been so busy you forgot to change it.

This is not gross, this is life.

The life of a hardworking, busy, focused, success bound, ferociously ambitious woman.

Ps..

The tampon has since been changed.

What could I do, it started swelling so..


Ok, THAT ^^^ was gross..













Lol. Y'all can handle it.


-WTS.

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Kim Kardashian Accused of Photoshopping Workout Selfies..


This bish.. *rolls eyes*




Goodness gracious could she BE anymore narcissistic?

Dayum!

I'm not really into selfies like that, so enhancing them - with the exception of maybe covering a blemish - is not something I even think about.

Then again, if you make your living showcasing an altered to "perfection" physique, I suppose you would do things like blowing up your tits and ass with Photoshop before posting.

This girl..  WHEN will people be over her already?

Yuck.

I'm just happy nobody gives her a pass. Whether its waxing her daughter's uni-brow to Photoshopping ass pics, the public is unrelenting in their efforts to call her on her shit.

See below.

The question on everyone's lips this morning…did Kim Kardashian alter her butt and boob selfies to make her look more bootylicious?!

Photoshop master Peejie T thinks so, telling Radar Online that Kim and BFF Blac Chyna's workout shots have been "manipulated" to enhance the star's shapely figure.

Drawing the background of Kim's "booty pic" as example, Peejie T explains that the slight curve of the door frame could be proof that the 32-year-old's been Photoshopping her snaps.

He said: "In the pic, the door should look like a straight-edged door but you can see a gap at the same level as Kim's chest. This would be caused by using a tool to expand her breasts."

He added: "There also seems to be a subtle distortion of the floor which follows the same contortion as Kim's waist and hips."

In case you have no idea what he's talking about, here are some photos you can reference...






Blac Chyna's ass was not altered photoshop, it was altered by a plastic surgeon.


I don't understand why these lazy chicks just don't workout. Wanna nice booty?

DO SQUATS!

They work.

Scalpel not included.




Friday, January 10, 2014

Drained



This day has been so long and draggish.

I'm PMSing.


Again.


I've spent half my life PMSing.


I need a mental jacuzzi...





Happy Friday.

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Women Get Sloppy Drunk and Embarrass Themselves..


In today's news of sloppy drunk and embarrassing women we feature Michelle Rodriguez.

Wasn't this chick in rehab?

It didn't seem to work. These photos of her and "Super"Model Cara Delevingne at a recent Knicks game are plumb embarrassing.

Geez girl.

Get some help.

Or at least wait till you get home to get that drunk.

She puts the "damn" in (PR) damage control..

Sheesh..


The action wasn’t just on the court at Tuesday’s Knicks game. An apparently visibly intoxicated actress Michelle Rodriguez was spotted kissing model Cara Delevingne in the 4th quarter, after drinking throughout the contest.






Look at the way guy is looking at her, lol..










She's still beautiful though..


Source: Page Six

Monday, January 6, 2014

How the Media Failed Women in 2013


I will admit, watching this clip was painful. As a proud woman, it can be difficult to witness how women are degraded, especially in the media. Why is it so hard for certain men (usually those in power) to accept that women are great PEOPLE? Not playthings but beings? Evidently for some men, a woman's power is simply frightening. Unbelievable. Some men find it unacceptable that a SHE could be magnificent without a HE.

The malicious and subconscious messages the media help spread about women being inferior penetrate ALL of us. Men, women, sons and daughters. We're all constantly and subliminally being programmed. Almost every medium we can think of is used to propagate the belief that women exist solely for a mens' [sexual] gratification. This is demonstrated in everything from prostitution rings to child brides. If there ever was a theory that was destroying the world, patriarchy is among the top.

Women are all powerful. We are goddesses, mothers, nurturers, supportive forces. We are needed by the elements of nature and her inhabitants. In every species it is the female who delivers the children. Women are the Givers of Life and perhaps men resent it. The 'powers that be' echelon of men have taken oaths and make it their life's mission to hide and distort the truth about women. To make us feel inferior and disposable. Womens' right to vote, right to marry whom they want, and even the right to drive show that men feel the need to control women's actions. Sexually explicit representations of women are found everywhere, from mainstream to underground. Women are globally taught that our worth is contingent upon what we can do for a man, and how attractive we are.

Patriarchy is ruining the world, and the media is a willing participant.

Happy New Year, with an emphasis on NEW.

NEW attitudes make for better tomorrows and better TODAYS.

Womankind.

Yes, we do exist.

An no one would exist, without US.

Now for the clip.





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