More Man Than You, More Woman Than You..

One of my favorite scenes.

From the movie Carwash, 1976. The scene where the very effeminately gay Lindy (Antonio Vargas) disses the ultra militant Duane (Bill Duke). After Duane calls Lindy a "Faggot," Lindy comes back with a classy one liner:

"I'm more man than you'll ever be, and more woman than you'll ever get!" *fingersnap*

I have to be honest.

I have felt that EXACT way on many occasion when dealing with certain guys.

But I digress.

Even as a man, Lindy is our kind of woman.

The magic starts at 0:34.

Enjoy.

Poor Kim Series: Baits friends w/fake baby pics - see who would sell

Now, this is not a gossip blog, but we make exceptions for Kim Kardashian. Our "Poor Kim" series is still in effect with this latest piece of news.

It's getting tough though. Feeling so damn sorry for the girl, it's getting harder to be mean.

This latest info shows us that Kim doesn't have a friend in the world. With her gay boyfriend pledging allegiance to the devil, she doesn't even have a friend in Jesus..

or Yeezus.

See below..

Kim Kardashian Gave Friends A Fake Baby Pic To See Who Would Sell It To The Tabloids

Every day, Kim Kardashian has to live with the knowledge that anyone in her inner circle, at any time, might sell her out without so much as the bat of an eyelash. The 32-year-old reality star is so acutely aware of this fact that in order to prevent such a person from selling a photo of her baby, she hatched a plan to catch the would-be perp before they had the chance to do her dirty.

According to TMZ, Kim sent a photo of a decoy baby to about six of her closest friends in order to see who would sell it to the tabloids. The gossip site reports:

"Sure enough..someone came along and tried selling us this pic.."

And if that wasn't bad enough, another friend tried to sell another fake baby picture that she sent around to a different group of people. So basically, Kim can't trust anyone, which is sad not funny.

Kim and Kanye brought their baby girl, North West, home from the hospital last week and are reportedly staying with Kim's mom, Kris Jenner, as they wait for their palatial new home in Bel Air to be finished.


I must admit, that second pic looks like it could be hers. 

Tsk tsk and as usual, poor Kim..


The Horses Mouth

Facebookin..

He F*ckin Loves You!

Stunt Woman

The Cheeriest of O's..

And you can always have breakfast for dinner.

Spellcheck for Twats

Men Are Like Pantyhose..

The good folks at eecards forgot to mention how cheap pantyhose can be. The cheap ones don't last long. They run at the first signs of strain, and provide virtually no satisfaction..