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Friday, May 19, 2017

RoboMisogyny.. Yes, This is a Thing



RoboMisogyny.. Yes, This is a Thing



Robo: extracted from robot and meaning robotic.

Misogyny: noun; hatred, dislike, or mistrust of women, or prejudice against women.

Bots such as Apple's Siri, Amazon’s Alexa, Microsoft’s Cortana, and Google’s Google Home all show signs of extreme submissiveness. These docile natures not only reflect the feelings of dominance among men, but also reinforce the concept that women are to be made compliant.

Siri in particular, exhibits extreme signs of submissiveness and does what she is asked to do. She never has objections, she's never busy, and she's never preoccupied doing something for herself. In short, when you call upon Siri, she gives you the equivalent of,

"Yes Master."

By and large, people tend to respond more positively to women’s voices. And the brand managers and product designers tasked with developing voices for their companies are trying to reach the largest number of customers.

The late Stanford communications professor Clifford Nass, coauthored the field’s seminal book, Wired for Speech, wrote that people tend to perceive female voices as helping us solve our problems, so we are more likely to opt for a female interface. In the short term, female voices will likely remain more commonplace, because of cultural bias. 

Siri by the way, in Old Norse translates to “a beautiful woman who leads you to victory.”




Siri behaves much like a retrograde male fantasy of the ever-compliant secretary: discreet, understanding, willing to roll with any demand a man might come up with, teasingly accepting of dirty jokes and like the very definition of female subservience, indifferent to the needs of women.




We made this discovery one night while playing with Siri’s established willingness to look up prostitutes for a man in need. When we said to Siri, “I need a blow job,” she produced “nine escorts fairly close to you”. We got the same results when we said, “I’m horny” even with a very female voice. And if you should you need erection drugs to help you through your escort encounter, Siri is super helpful. She produced twenty nearby drugstores where Viagra could be purchased, though how -- without a prescription -- is hard to imagine. We tried mouth-based words -- such as “lick” “eat”  and even an alternate name for "cat" and for each one, Siri was confused and kept coming up with a name of a male friend in my contacts. Of course, one could argue that Siri knows something about him that I don’t, but that's another story.

More troubling, was Siri’s inability to generate decent results related to women’s reproductive health. When asked where to find birth control, she only came up with a clinic nearly four miles away that happened to have the words “birth control” in the name. She didn't name any of the helpful drugstores that stock condoms or birth control options.





The results when asked for abortion info were even worse. Though Planned Parenthood performs abortions (and there was one in my neighborhood), Siri claimed it had no knowledge of any abortion clinics in the area. Other women running similar trials have had the same problem if not worse. In some cases, Siri suggested crisis pregnancy centers when you mention the word “abortion." This was especially suspect seeing as how CPCs don’t provide abortions. They're established solely to lure unsuspecting women and bully them out of the choice to abort.

In response to complaints about this, Apple spokeswoman Natalie Kerris explained, “These are not intentional omissions meant to offend anyone.” We don't feel that the programmers behind Siri are out to get women. The issue is that the very real and frequent concerns of women simply didn’t rise to the level of priority for these programmers. Facts such as exponentially more women will seek abortion in their lives than men will seek prostitutes, and more women use contraception than men use Viagra. With that being said, programmers were still more concerned with making sure the word “horny” puts you in contact with an illegal prostitute, than with the word “abortion” putting you in contact with a place that could legally (and safely) perform them.




Siri is an example of how hearing a woman's voice was important, but the actual needs of women were not. Programmers clearly imagined a straight male user as their ideal and neglected to remember nearly half of iPhone users are women. That a tech company that’s the standard for progressive, innovative,and user-friendly technology couldn’t bother to care about the concerns of half the human race speaks to a sexism that’s so interwoven into the fabric of our society, it’s nearly invisible. 

It’s a sexism that only reveals itself in the absurd.

Kinda like when you’re asking a phone what it would take for you to get a little lovin around here.

What's your opinion? Is this a reach or is this form of sexism valid?

Is this even sexism?

Post your thoughts in the comments, we'd love to hear from you.

Thanks all.

WTS.

For Shits and Giggles
Cuz Forbes magazine said so
Siri's submissive ass

Thursday, May 11, 2017

The Killer Lurking in the Shower




A couple of years ago, a girlfriend and I were comparing our 'just got home' routines. We were talking about all the places we check for the "killer" we imagined could've broken into our homes. I hadn't realized that other women shared my 'killer-in-the-shower' fear. She was surprised to learn that my routine didn't involve checking under my bed. 

I have no need to. 

If there was a killer hiding in my home, he'd have to be one hell of a contortionist to fit under my bed because there's simply no room under there (thank God!)  What I truly took away from our conversation, was though we're independent, courageous, competent and strong,

Many women-on some level or other- still fear a Bogeyman. A deranged stranger out to murder us.

Crime expert Gavin de Becker said in his book "The Gift of Fear," that one of the biggest differences between men and women is in fact, what we fear.

Men fear rejection.
Women fear being murdered. 

I know when I go out with a new guy, I give full disclosure to my friends and/or family of ALL his details. Name, number, address (if I have it), where we're going, what time, where I met him, where he works, license plate number, the whole shebang. This may seem excessive but like the man said,

Women fear being murdered.

It's not uncommon for most women to perform "killer checks" when they get home. An inspection specifically searching for clues or evidence that an intruder has either been in your car, house or worse,

Is still waiting for you there.



One of my biggest fears, is that the killer is hiding in my shower. 

Fully dressed, 
Sharp blade clutched in hand, 
Crouching behind the shower curtain,
Not making a sound,
Waiting for just the right moment to pounce, 
Stabbing me into a bloody frenzy, 
Ignoring my screams, 
Laughing wickedly,
Becoming ever excited by my torture!

I mean, Michael Jackson even sang about it.




Yeah, I have a vivid imagination, but the 'killer-hiding-in-the-shower' fear is real for many of womankind. Knowing this, I was taken aback by the prank version of this fear realized.

Killer in the shower, shower curtains. 

Hmm..

Surprisingly, this gag item actually helped assuage my fear. Once I saw the killer's outline on the shower curtain, my paranoia diminished quite a bit. My shoulders relaxed. My jaw unclenched. I let out a laugh. In that moment I grasped how unlikely it is that a murderer will be waiting to bring me to a violent death in my bathroom. 

I felt relieved.

Thank you gag gift.

The shower curtain I saw was somewhat convincing, but not others.

Whomever decided to make these shower curtains was either aware of womens' greatest fears or has a sick sense of humor.

Maybe we should stab them to death?



In any event, even with implied ghastliness, I thought some of these curtains were pretty funny.

What I liked most was the killer is fake! No one "behind" these curtains can hurt me or anyone else.

This helped reduce my fear..

But didn't eliminate it. Such is life I suppose.

Listed below are various curtains whose foolability factor is ranked 1-10. 1= Yawn, 10=Blood curdling scream of fear. 

Let me know if you agree with the rankings in the comments. Here we go..

WTS.


This might cause alarm at first glance, but I wouldn't fear a murderer. I would wonder how these hands came to be so bloody and how the fuck did they get in my bathroom?

Foolability Factor: 1





Is this guy coming up from out of the ground? Where's the rest of his body? Looks like he was cut off.. har har (lame pun). 

That knife looks awful sharp though. It might scare me at first glance.

Foolability Factor: 3



At first glance, I would probably clutch my pearls. Then I would wonder if he always stands around with his arm in the air, knife wielded? No one's in the shower yet. And suppose I'm not facing his direction?

 Foolability Factor: 4.5





The hands are too big.. It looks like either E.T., or a dwarf sized basketball player is in there. Could also be an alien or a big-handed child, but I wouldn't suspect a killer.

Foolability Factor: 4



Same here. Hands are too big, plus, who can write "HELP ME" perfectly while writing backwards?

Foolability Factor: 2





If I was visiting someones house and saw this when I walked in their bathroom, I would probably scream. The image on this curtain is seriously deranged. It's very 'Stephen King's "IT."

Foolability Factor: 8



He looks like he's kneeling. 






This one might scare me. The blood looks a bit too red though.

Foolability Factor: 6


This one looks like they're lined up for a Black Friday sale. It also reminds me of those beings that came out of the ground when one of the bad guys died in "Ghost."





The Crime Scene 



And of course, after he slices you to death, there will be a crime scene, no?

They got us covered.

Crime scene shower curtains.






Crime scene bath mats.





The crime scene towels








Crime scene toilet paper




What will they think of next?
Do you have a fear of a killer?

Leave your answers in the comments!

Till next time,




Monday, May 1, 2017

Allure: Dispelling Beauty Myths, Aging with Grace

I like this video.

I've met two of the women featured. One I won't say anything about, and the other was Norma Kamali.

The word that best described her was PRESENCE.

She didn't have to say a word. Her energy. Her confidence. Her self-assuredness.

All these traits proceeded her into the room.

Not to mention you could sense the money. You could just feel that this woman was wealthy.

But that's not the point here. :-)

I consider myself a pretty tough crowd and I liked this video.

I mean, I really liked it, lol. I hardly like anything!

With that being said, please ladies, grow older the way YOU want. Don't take suggestions from a youth obsessed society.

I know I'm not.

Love ya with a capital LOVE.

WTS.