Goddesstical Testicles..

I am absolutely that woman.

(Sans the big boobs).

I have more balls than 80% of the men I know.

Wait.

Make that 90%.

And no,

I will not fuck them in the ass. 

(As much as many of them secretly want it).

Any man that is a "homophobe" is afraid that he might like anal. PERIOD.

Happy Labor Day weekend to all the women who've been in labor.

Or labor at work to take care of herself.

And had to grow balls because the men in her life were missing a pair.

I'm from the old and the new school. I will take out the garbage, sure. But if I do, there will be no traces of a meal cooked for a GUY inside of it.

Or condom wrappers bitch.

Be a man or,

No whambam.

JUST SCRAM.

My balls are like my future.

Big.

Fertile.

And,

GOLDEN.

Peace, from the Warrior TruthBringing LightShining Goddess.

Love Sick

Fuck Love.

I love you so much it makes me vomit.

#badmoodthesedays

Happy Friday.. 8.23.13

Kim K To Start Kiddie Clothing Line..

Is there anything this girl won't do to earn a buck? Jeebus..

From the scant news that's trickled out since Kim Kardashian brought forth daughter North West on June 15, she's seemingly been focused on breast-feeding, changing poopy diapers, promoting mom Kris' talk show and working off the pregnancy pounds. But the New York Daily News says she's also spent time plotting to take over the kiddie clothing market, with a little help from the fruit of Kanye West's loins.

Kim's fashion designer friend Lloyd Klein says Kim wants to launch a children's collection, adding that he believes the yet-to-debut North would make a "great poster child" for the tot togs.

"I am sure [Kim] is going to come up with a line for babies," he tells the paper. "It is very cute to design for babies. [It would be] soft colors, pastels, something very dreamy and still trendy."

At least it would be if it actually was happening. A rep for Kardashian assures E! News that a baby line will definitely not be part of the reality star's various sartorial ventures, which ranges from her Kardashian Kollection for Sears to K-DASH for QVC.

Then again, if she changes her mind about creating ankle-biter attire, she could pick Yeezy's brain for ideas. In a report best taken with a Khloe-sized grain of salt, the London Sun claims that Kanye, who recently debuted a $120 plain white T-shirt, sent a gift package to Prince William and Duchess Kate's baby son, Prince George, featuring "mini-versions" of his clothing line, including such infant wardrobe staples as skinny jeans and hoodies.

Who Said It

A Facebook Heckler Gets His Ass Handed to Him..

Rant With Awe-Inspiring Sarcasm



Last week, a guy named Richard Neill posted a long, funny comment on UK maxipad maker Bodyform's Facebook page about how the company had lied to him through their advertising campaigns over the years, leading him to believe that periods involved a lot of blue liquid, extreme sports, and fun music. It received nearly 85,000 likes. Instead of ignoring it, Bodyform responded with the video above, featuring CEO Caroline Williams (played by an actress) apologizing to Richard personally, explaining that the company needed to lie to protect men from "the blood coursing from our uteri like a crimson landslide." And then she drinks blue liquid and farts. Amazing.

So basically, commericals use "blue liquid" because guys get so weird about blood. No man wants to think about the harsh realities of menstruation whether its debiliating back pain, or red blood oozing out of a woman's vagina. Lets not even start on blodclots. Sorry guys. You can thank Richard for realistic period commercials going forward. Toodles!

Fucking love this.

Sourcery

The Monster Will Finally Die: Ariel Castro

HOW??

In handing down a sentence of life without parole plus 1,000 years in prison, Judge Michael Russo told the kidnapper there was no place in the world for his brand of criminal.

"You don't deserve to be out in our community," Russo told the defendant, explaining he would never leave prison. "You're too dangerous."

Castro pleaded guilty last week to 937 counts, including murder and kidnapping, in exchange for the death penalty being taken off the table. The charges stem from his kidnapping, rape and assault of three women: Knight, abducted in 2002; Georgina DeJesus, abducted in 2004; and Amanda Berry; abducted in 2003.

the House of Hell

"All the sex was consensual," Castro told the judge. "The girls were not virgins. They had multiple sex partners before me.

Chains used ot hold the women

"I heard I can file for parental rights," Castro told the judge.

The room Amanda Berry gave birth in

Witnesses including police officers and medical experts revealed the terrifying details – including that more than 90 pounds of chains, measuring nearly 100 feet, were recovered from the home.

Weapons used on the women

“I am not a violent person. I simply kept them there without them being able to leave,” Castro said.

An alarm system Ariel Castro set up

“We had a lot of harmony going on in that home,” he said.

One of the bedrooms in the House of Hell

Of his young daughter who was born in captivity, Castro said: “She’ll probably say, ‘My daddy is the best daddy in the world.’ Because that’s how I tried to raise her in those six years. So she wouldn’t be traumatized or anything like that.”

Workbook pages of Amanda Berry and her daugter

“There were a number of modifications to the interior of the home to fortify certain areas,” Burke said. “There were divisions between spaces in the house that were again designed not only to make the house more secure for its occupants but also to hide, I think, the existence of additional rooms in the house.”

Another bedroom

There are many breeds of evil and sickness. This is a story of all of them. I know this sounds awfully judgmental, but for the sake of humaity, he needs to hurry up and die.


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TBT.. 80's Girl Groups that Made The Decade

Ahh the 80s. A time when Saturday mornings were filled with innocent cartoons, and My Little Pony commercials. Everybody wanted their MTV, and saying the word "Bitch" wasn't normal on mainstream television yet. Women had stopped burning bras, and were instead burning charts.

The girl groups of the 80's were outspoken, fun, quirky and memorable. They had just the right amount of Pop to make music pop.

Here are just a few of the girl groups that helped make the 80's one of the best musical decades of our time.

Sorry Mariah, but you're not a group.


These selections are so badass. Enjoy.