POLITICS

They're Doing WHAT W/Bacon? Kinda Cool But Still Going Vegan..

Slowly moving into a vegan lifestyle, I feel a plant-based diet is not only the healthiest, but the best way to go. Before my change in palettery preferences emerged, the meat I used to love above all others was my friend BACON. Eggs-over-easy with who? BACON. Breakfast BLT with soft cooked what? You guessed it.

BA-to-the-CON.

Bacon bits in my salad. REAL bacon not that Bacos stuff they used to serve at Sizzler. As a kid watching our Saturday morning cartoons, the smell of bacon filled our house while AquaMan summonsed the sea-creatures. I remember once I cooked a whole pack of bacon as a snack for a Golden Girls marathon. Who needs popcorn when you can have fried fat?

Happily, those days are long behind me. All but one of the Golden Girls is dead, and in the spirit of maturity, I've chosen to eat healthier.

Recently I came across this article about bacon, and decided to post in the blog because it wasn't all about eating bacon. Apparently there are other things that can be done with it. Who knew my ole' bakey could be so resourceful? I made this post for old times sake. Kindof a tribute to my old friend. Despite it being banished from my diet, I've learned there's more than one way to skin a pig..

But fortunately, I'm done.

And I still won't eat Bacos.

Bye Bacon. Thanks for the good times!



Bacon Martini
Oh, you have an olive in your martini? That’s cute. Now excuse me while I drink the essence of animal meat.

Bacon candle
Because Glade PlugIns are for pussies. $17, auntiesadiesinc.com

Bacon mayonnaise
Putting bacon strips on a sandwich is a good start, but true connoisseurs require the taste of bacon soaking through the bread, dripping down the sides and smothering the tomatoes and lettuce. And by “tomatoes and lettuce” we mean “more bacon.” $6, baconsalt.com

Bacon mints
Your girlfriend doesn’t like the taste of bacon on your breath? We believe you mean your ex-girlfriend. $2.50, mcphee.com

Bacon salt Perfect for any recipe. No, sorry: every recipe. $4.50, baconsalt.com

Bacon lollipops
If you want your kids to grow up right, throw away that Tootsie Pop crap. $7, roni-sue.com

Bacon cupcakes
If you can’t find a bakery that makes these, try this easy solution: hold a cupcake in one hand, a few strips of bacon in the other and alternate bites.

Bacon air freshener You will never drive with the window down again. $2, mcphee.com

Bacon floss
Finally, a better reason to floss than “it’s required in order to maintain good oral health.” $5, mcphee.com

Bacon soap We’d wash in actual bacon grease, but we like to exfoliate our pores a little. $6, mcphee.com

Bacon jam Don’t have time for a fry-up in the morning? Not a problem. Spread this stuff on your toast and feel the power of bacon coursing through your veins all day long. $15, skilletstreetfood.com

Bacon Jam? Uh.. Methinks not.

What did they leave out?  What else can be done with bacon?.


Sourcery: http://www.mademan.com/gallery/the-12-best-bacon-things-that-arent-bacon/?ref=sb#gallery-end

Five Minutes to a Woman Is Like..

I can't say I disagree with this one..


But the difference is one is getting beautiful whilst the other is getting smashed.

Signed,

BIASED :oP

Sh*t Damn Motherf*cker..D'Angelo Is On Tour..

Le.
Fucking.
Sigh..

What a gorgeous man. Has anyone checked out the show? How was it? How was Mary? Did she sing about chicken?? Haha..

Tour Dates:

D’Angelo 2012 Tour Dates:
07/12 – Antibes, FR @ La Pinede Antibest
07/15 – Vienne, FR @ Theatre Antique Vienne
07/17 – Copenhagen, DK @ Vegas
07/18 – Gothenburg, SE @ Tradgarn
08/18 – Virginia Beach, VA @ Farm Bureau Live *
08/19 – Wantagh, NY @ Nikon Theatre at Jones Beach *
08/21 – Boston, MA @ Bank of America Pavilion *
08/23 – Holmdel, NJ @ PNC Bank Arts Center *
08/24 – Philadelphia, PA @ Mann Center for Performing Arts *
08/26 – Washington, DC @ Verizon Center *
08/30 – Miami, FL @ American Airlines Arena *
09/01 – Philadelphia, PA @ Made in America
09/02 – Houston, TX @ Toyota Center *
* = w/ Mary J. Blige


I travel. Lets go together...

She Gets Raped But Has to Protect the Rapists??

Sexual Assault Victim Won’t Be Charged with Contempt for Tweeting Names of Attackers

Neetzan Zimmerman

Score one for common sense: 17-year-old Savannah Dietrich of Louisville won't be charged with contempt of court after defense attorneys for the two teens who sexually assaulted her withdrew their motion.

If found guilty, Dietrich could have spent up to 180 days behind bars.
Dietrich had been under court order not to release the names of the two juvenile boys who sexually assaulted her, but chose to defy the order after the teens received a plea bargain she felt was too lenient.

"There you go, lock me up," she tweeted back in June after posting the boys' names. "I'm not protecting anyone that made my life a living Hell."

Defense attorney David Mejia said the contempt motion was pointless now that the story had garnered widespread attention. "What could contempt do now?" he said. "Seems like a rather useless exercise doesn't it?"

Mejia claims the decision to withdraw the motion was not motivated by the resulting public outcry or the online petition signed by over 80,000 people. One of Dietrich's attorneys released a statement on behalf of her client, saying "Savannah greatly appreciates the overwhelming support from all over the world and we are pleased these defense lawyers withdrew their motion for contempt."

Dietrich was reportedly assaulted by the two teens, whom she knew, after she passed out at a gathering in August of last year. Photos of the assault were later circulated by the perpetrators. (Ridiculous!!)
The two were charged with felony sexual abuse and misdemeanor voyeurism — crimes to which the pleaded guilty in June. The exact details of the plea bargain have not been released, but, according to the Courier-Journal, Dietrich and her family say the boys got off with "a slap on the wrist."

source: http://gawker.com/5928410/sexual-assault-victim-wont-be-charged-with-contempt-for-tweeting-names-of-attackers?popular=true

Nailed It! Amazing and Creative Nail Art..

Art is amazing. It's not a painting. It's not a song. It's not a piece of clothing or any object the eye can see.

In fact, it's not a "thing" at all.

Art is a feeling. A vibration. A frequency that causes "things" to be created.

It has no restrictions. No genre is off limits. Art can be found anywhere. From the tangible 'things' hands can make, to the tip of the hands themselves.

Enter fingernails.
Enter Kaliegh O'Conner.

This chick is really good at what she does.

Creative. Unique. Fun.

Her nail designs will make you say, "Wow."

Refreshing and different, be sure to visit her website to see more kayleighhoc.deviantart.com, or like her page on facebook https://www.facebook.com/KayleighOCNailArt to see more of her work.

Which design is your favorite?


Colour Bars

Pink Leopards

Edward Scissorhands

Tetris

Batman

Breaking Bad

Snow White

Aku Aku

Ariel

Freddie Mercury

Malibu

Bert and Ernie

Inspector Gadget

Stewie

Hell Raiser

Spoon Full O'Sugar..

Fruit Salad

Brian Griffin

The Ring

Indiana Jones

Game of Thrones

Jaws

School/Happy New Year!

The 'Accidental' Twat Shot..

Ah yes. Call me a perv, but I have a thing for accidental twat shots. On some level we all know lots these shots are no "accident," but rather calculated PR moves. A woman gets out of a car - with no panties on of course - and the paparazzi just happen to be alerted and camera ready? Not to mention many "victims" are waxed and clean shaven. Cooch hair coiffed and manicured to perfection. Yeah right.

But who cares?

Whether accidental or on purpose, twat shots can be sexy and daring. They can be a sign of confidence, brash sensuality or as is with most folks nowadays, a desire for public attention. They reveal parts of a woman's intimate nature, not to mention simply her hygiene preference.

From C-list celebs to British royalty, it's happened to the best of women. Here we view a collage of 'oopsy' (and not so 'oopsy') moments..

Pippa gets pipped.

Her sister Kate Middleton too..

Our 3rd Kate, Kate Hudson. Girl don't be trying to give nobody 'the hand.' Close your legs..

Kate Moss gets an honorable mention. This statue was made in her likeness but it's not actually her..

Amy Winehouse

Gaga

Gaga Summore..



Katy Perry

Madonna with her brazen self..

Soon I'm sure..

Lindsay Lohan. The 1st stage..

Even moreso..

Full twattage. SMH.. She looks high..

Beyonce at a car show..

Beyonce at a SHOW show..

Beyonce just letting it show..

Brit Brit in pink..

Brit Brit not in pink..

Britney Spears again..

And again..

And Brit returns to pink..

Paris to the Hilt..

Megan Fox

No accident but sexy..

Looking like a flexible young Elizabeth Taylor..

Ciara

Ciara giving her trademark twat shot..

And in case you missed it..

Kirsten Dunst

Grace Jones doesn't care..she has her twat and her tongue out..

And they say they're so different..

Keri Hilson..

A very desperate Keri Hilson..

Maria Sharapova

Miley Cyrus

Nicole Swartzenwhatever..

Pam Anderson

Pink

A classy Victoria Beckham avoids this disastah..

 And the QUEEN of twat shots, RIHANNA ROBIN FENTY.

Accident:




NO accident..

  Those guys are in heaven..

Dang girl!

So as not to discriminate, American Apparel has included older women in one of its latest twat campaigns..

And let's not forget the twat shot that helped start it all..

The infamous Sharon Stone..