This Magazine's Name Says it All..

Surfing my fav magazine site, I came upon this.

At first I thought, "Damn. There's a magazine for everything."

Then I felt sad. My mortality set in.

This is a magazine that definitely covers a topic most of us don't want to think of.

We are ALL going to die someday.

Yep. We're all gonna be maggot food at some point.

Wouldn't it be f*cked up if someone gave you this magazine subscription as a gift? And you were like, young? Or say you were older? Like, elderly older? Would that make it any better?

Would you be like, "Oh, little Johnny cares about me.."

Or would it be more like, "Oh really? Johnny thinks he's getting my cash huh?.. Plottin my funeral-n-shit? We'll see about that!"

Buying anyone a magazine like this can ensure one thing:

You will NOT be in the will.

Better still, imagine you received this magazine as a warning. You pissed Frankie Knuckles off for the last time, and this magazine is a message..

(Hey. It's better than a horse head).

Well, that pic's a bit harsh. Lets soften it up..

They make horse head pillows now.

Cute huh?

But I digress.

The moral of the entry is..

I don't know exactly.

Have your sh*t together cuz you're gonna die one day?

Have yourself a merry little funeral?

Dunno.

-But-

If you need help preparing for said funeral, worry not!

Farewell Magazine, will help you say, "Farewell."

In style.

And on that note,

Farewell.

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Farewell Magazine

Valentine's Day - The Blood of It

To all the lovers out there, surely this is a special day. Flowers galore. Chocolate and champagne (both of which I'm now allergic to) will surely be flowing in your bedroom tonight.

BUT,

For a sometimes -cynical-about-love- chick like me, fuk all that.

Oh what, you thought this entry was gonna be all cutesy-n-shit cuz it's Valentine's Day?



NOPE.

Valentine's Day experiences aren't always sweet.

With that being said, today we honor Valentine's Day by remembering one of our favorite movies,

1981's cult classic, "My Bloody Valentine".

This movie is corny, ultra-gory, and reeks of early 80's cheesiness.

So basically, it's genius.

A movie to curl up under the covers with your boyfriend, and scare the shit out of yourselves.

Happy Valentine's Day motherfuckers. Love you!

The small town of Valentine Bluffs is seen preparing for a Valentine's Day dance. The town is home to a coal mine where many of the local men work, both young and old. Hanniger, the town Mayor, discusses the Valentine's Day dance with a woman named Mabel Osborne, who runs a laundromat.

Mabel..You in danger girl..

 

Dryer Death scene

With the death of Mabel, the dance is cancelled. T.J. and his group of friends gather at the local bar, where they hear stories from the bartender about Harry Warden and his rampage.

Hanniger makes a vague reference to a past tragedy associated with Valentine's Day, and we learn that this is the first Valentine's dance to be held in decades. 20 years ago, a mining accident trapped five men underneath the ground. The accident was due to the negligence of two supervisors who were anxious to get to the Valentine's dance (Rushing to get some booty), having left their posts while the men were still below—Of the five men who were trapped in the explosion, four of them died. A survivor named Harry Warden was rescued, found in a state of mental collapse; the rescue took so long that Harry had resorted to cannibalism to survive, eating the bodies of his dead coworkers. A year later, Harry took his revenge on the two supervisors, killing them with a pick axe and cutting out their hearts, leaving them in decorative Valentine candy boxes and warning the town to never hold another Valentine's dance ever again or else he will keep killing should the warning not be followed.

Newby phones the mental institution where Harry Warden was incarcerated, but there is no trace of him there; his records are lost and his contact cannot tell Newby where Harry is or whatever became of him. Newby and Hanniger fear that Harry Warden has come back to continue his killing spree..

A young couple named John (Rob Stein) and Sylvia (Helene Udy) are making out in the shower area of the mine facility. When John leaves to go get beer, Sylvia is attacked by the miner, who first traps her by dropping miners' coveralls from the ceiling, then ambushes her and viciously impales her head on a shower nozzle.

 

One of the miners, Hollis (Keith Knight) allows some of the others to convince him to take them down into the mine. He heads down there with ...another couple, Michael (Thomas Kovacs) and Harriet (Terry Waterland).

While down there, Michael and Harriet go off into the engine room to make love, and the miner impales them with a large drill bit.

A flashback reveals Axel is the son of one of the supervisors murdered by Harry Warden. As a very young boy Axel was in the room and saw his father's violent death while hiding underneath the bed. The shock apparently snapped his mind, leaving him unstable, his potential for violence unleashed by the recurrence of the Valentine's dance.

The film ends as an insane Axel runs deeper into the mine singing "Daddy's gone away, Harry Warden made you pay" to himself. The screen fades to black and the audience can hear the sound of Harry Warden laughing, revealing that he is still alive and will get his revenge on the next Valentine's Day, but he stops as the credits roll and a ballad for Harry Warden plays with the credits.

More "My Bloody Valentine" death scenes

The corny, bloody, so bad they're funny death reels. #loveit

Have a good one everybody..

-WTS.

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When Mom is an Artist..Baby Pics

What do you get when you take a gifted artist who just became a mother?

GENIUS.

Artist and new mom Amber Wheeler took ordinary pics of her son, and transformed them into adorable artworks dripping with cuteness.

If these pics don't make you smile, you must be viewing them from a psyche ward.

Kids with moms like this are really lucky. Can you imagine all the [art] projects they'll come up with during his lifetime?

Creative moms rule :)

Mom turns simple pics of her baby into snapshots of wonderful, imaginary adventures 

The Cuteness

Moody Bitches

HBO is teaming with Diablo Cody and Oprah Winfrey to explore "moody bitches."

The premium cable network is developing an untitled comedy based on Dr. Julie Holland's upcoming book, Moody Bitches.

Holland's book -- Moody Bitches: The Truth About the Drugs You're Taking, the Sex You're Not Having, The Sleep You're Missing and What's Really Making You Crazy -- explores the pros and cons of the drugs people are being offered as well as some surprising and highly effective natural therapies. HBO's take, which is inspired by Holland's source material, will "expose the truth about the drugs you're taking, the sex you're not having, the sleep you're missing and what's really making you crazy."

Cody -- who will be credited as a creator on the potential series -- will pen the script and executive produce alongside Winfrey and her Harpo Films banner. Harpo first inked a long-term pact with HBO in late 2008 to develop movies, miniseries, documentaries and scripted series for the premium cabler. Holland will be credited as a co-exec producer.

The untitled Cody comedy marks Harpo's latest scripted project at HBO. It joins These Things Happen, a modern family comedy based on Richard Kramer's (My So-Called Life) novel of the same name, and last year's untitled drama about the first black president at a prestigious liberal arts college.

For Cody, the project becomes the Juno Oscar-winning screenwriter's latest small-screen sale. Cody also has Prodigy, a teen drama set up at Fox with Fake Empire's Josh Schwartz and Stephanie Savage. In addition, the United States of Tara alum also has her TBS talk show pilot, Me Time With Diablo Cody, in the works and last year developed comedy Alex + Amy for ABC.

Moody Bitches becomes the latest work from psychiatrist/author Holland to get the small-screen treatment. Her 2010 book Weekends at Bellevue: Nine Years on the Night Shift at the Psych ER was adapted at Fox and went to pilot in 2011. The Janet McTeer and Lauren Ambrose drama did not move forward. A publication date for Moody Bitches has not yet been announced.

What a Girl's Nails Mean..

We love Jenna Marbles.

Hilarious.
Smart.
Beautiful.

With such great qualities, she's probably single. :/

I digress.

Here she explains what a girl's nails mean.

She's spot on as always..

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