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Friday, June 28, 2013

More Man Than You, More Woman Than You..

One of my favorite scenes.

From the movie Carwash, 1976. The scene where the very effeminately gay Lindy (Antonio Vargas) disses the ultra militant Duane (Bill Duke). After Duane calls Lindy a "Faggot," Lindy comes back with a classy one liner:

"I'm more man than you'll ever be, and more woman than you'll ever get!" *fingersnap*

I have to be honest.

I have felt that EXACT way on many occasion when dealing with certain guys.

But I digress.

Even as a man, Lindy is our kind of woman.

The magic starts at 0:34.

Enjoy.


Thursday, June 27, 2013

Poor Kim Series: Baits friends w/fake baby pics - see who would sell



Now, this is not a gossip blog, but we make exceptions for Kim Kardashian. Our "Poor Kim" series is still in effect with this latest piece of news.

It's getting tough though. Feeling so damn sorry for the girl, it's getting harder to be mean.

This latest info shows us that Kim doesn't have a friend in the world. With her gay boyfriend pledging allegiance to the devil, she doesn't even have a friend in Jesus..

or Yeezus.

See below..


Kim Kardashian Gave Friends A Fake Baby Pic To See Who Would Sell It To The Tabloids

Every day, Kim Kardashian has to live with the knowledge that anyone in her inner circle, at any time, might sell her out without so much as the bat of an eyelash. The 32-year-old reality star is so acutely aware of this fact that in order to prevent such a person from selling a photo of her baby, she hatched a plan to catch the would-be perp before they had the chance to do her dirty.

According to TMZ, Kim sent a photo of a decoy baby to about six of her closest friends in order to see who would sell it to the tabloids. The gossip site reports:



"Sure enough..someone came along and tried selling us this pic.."


And if that wasn't bad enough, another friend tried to sell another fake baby picture that she sent around to a different group of people. So basically, Kim can't trust anyone, which is sad not funny.




Kim and Kanye brought their baby girl, North West, home from the hospital last week and are reportedly staying with Kim's mom, Kris Jenner, as they wait for their palatial new home in Bel Air to be finished.


I must admit, that second pic looks like it could be hers. 

Tsk tsk and as usual, poor Kim..


The Horses Mouth

Facebookin..






Monday, June 17, 2013

Men Are Like Pantyhose..







The good folks at eecards forgot to mention how cheap pantyhose can be. The cheap ones don't last long. They run at the first signs of strain, and provide virtually no satisfaction..


Friday, June 14, 2013

HAND Handbag..



Nice, but nope. Not rockable for me. I would imagine those dangling fingers would get in the way..

Creative though :)








Friday, June 7, 2013

Boobie Beauty


Breasts are amazing - they are beautiful, they nourish babies, and they have an intelligence of their own.
Breasts have so many incredible benefits for the health of humanity, the power of women, and the nurturing of the future generations.

Your breasts deserve a medal of honor - plus nurturing, pampering, and respect.

Yet, our breasts are suffering from the dangerous effects of rising environmental toxins in our food, water, air, and toiletries, degrading media, restrictive fashion, and lack of empowering health education for women.

…Angelina Jolie announced her decision to have her healthy breasts surgically removed because of her potential cancer risk. This action has inspired me even more to realize how vital it is that we join in this conversation and speak about how to naturally care for our breasts, how our environment, diet, and lifestyle impact our health, and why breast health is more important than ever before.

Thus, my intention is to share positive inspiring information to support women to love their breasts and learn about ways to naturally care for our amazing breasts.
Let's uplift breasts to the status level they deserve!

7 Amazing Things To Know About Breasts

1) Breasts want freedom.
Bras restrict the movement of lymphatic fluid through the breasts, underarm, and shoulders, thus causing toxins to build up in the breast tissue. Underwire bras are the worst culprit, as the metal also can disrupt the energy flow through the breast area. A recent French study has shown that women who don't wear bras actually have perkier breasts even as they age. Exercising, dance, and rebounding without a bra also allows the body's movements to support lymphatic flow and proper drainage of the breasts. The natural movement of the breasts as the body exercises and moves is another essential component to lymphatic health in the breasts.



2) Breasts need massage.
There is no muscle tissue in a women's breasts, so breasts need assistance to enhance circulation through the breast. A woman's breasts are mostly fat tissue along with milk ducts, connective tissue, nerves, and lymph glands. Self breast massage is an important regular practice for women to support their blood and lymph circulation and reduce build-up of toxins and hormones in the fatty tissue of the breasts. Massage your breasts daily with a natural cold-pressed vegetable oil, such as coconut, almond, or jojoba oil. You can also add pure essential oils such as rose, jasmine, or clary sage to your massage oil base. I'm not talking about "man-handling" here, I'm talking about gentle self massage in which you get to know what your breasts feel like, notice any changes, and use gentle lymphatic and circulatory movements to enhance health.





3) Breasts are hot.

It has been well-documented that a woman's breasts will synchronize with her newborn baby to become the perfect temperature. When a mother and baby are skin-to-skin postpartum, her breasts will naturally adjust their temperature to regulate the baby's body temperature optimally. A mother of twins will have each of her breasts match the ideal temperature for each one of her twins. A women's breasts are more reliable and efficient than any baby warmer. So breasts are totally hot - just not in the way people usually talk about.







4) Breastmilk has a gazillion medicinal uses.
Breastmilk is pretty much the most amazing food substance available to mankind. Mother's milk is completely unique and not possible to replicate (despite what you may have heard from the formula companies). It actually changes minute by minute, day to day, to provide exactly the right nourishment and immunities that a baby needs as determined by the breast through receiving information from the baby's saliva on the areola. There are over 400+ identified nutrients in human breast milk, including probiotics and an abundant source of stem cells. The first milk that comes out is colostrum, which is rich with immune factors and is considered to be "liquid gold", and extremely important for the life-long health of the baby. Breastmilk is also used by wise mamas for many purposes including putting on diaper rash, earaches, pink eye, sore throats, and many other healing needs. When a women breastfeeds the breastmilk bathes her milk ducts as it passes through to her baby, thus providing increased breast health and preventing breast cancer in direct relation to how long she nurses.


5) Breasts are energy centers.
Traditional Chinese Medicine is a complete system of health that has been practiced for thousands of years, based upon the movement of energy through the body on the meridians (energy lines) and acupoints (nodes of energy on the meridians). There are six meridians that run through the breast area, and three of them are the Kidney, Liver, and Stomach meridians where most breast lumps and cancer develop. TCM treats breast cancer by addressing the energy stagnation and movement of qi. Acupuncture and TCM are holistic ways to promote breast health and can be used in combination with other health care treatments as well. Massaging the acupressure points along the meridians, or holding these energy points around the breasts, can help with promoting breast and whole body health. Underwire bras can also interfere with the energy moving through the meridians in the breasts, another reason to let your boobs go free, or invest in a supportive natural fiber bra.


6) Breasts are a lot like canaries.
You've heard about the canary in the coal mine? Miners would take canaries down in the mines with them, because the birds were so sensitive that if the environment was toxic the canaries would die, and then the miners would know to get out of there immediately! Breasts are extremely sensitive, they receive information from the environment and their tissues collect toxins and hormones, like jet fuel and flame retardants. When breastfeeding, the saliva from the baby is absorbed into the areola and the breasts then immediately respond by providing the nutrients and immune factors that the baby needs based upon the breast's incredibly sensitive receptors. Breast cancer is now the most common form of cancer for women in the US, and it's not because breasts or our genes are the problem. Our breasts are the canaries letting us know that our environment is toxic and we must make changes in our health, diets, exposure, and detox. Due to the over 70,000 chemicals now used in the US over the last 100 years, we are living in a toxic soup and exposed to chemicals in our air, food, water, homes, cars, clothes, and more. Our breasts are letting us know that we need to create a healthy change for our longevity and the future generations.

7) Breasts are beautiful.

Your breasts are perfect for you. All kinds of breasts are beautiful. Breasts change in shape and size over life, and that's okay. Some men like large breasts, others prefer small breasts, and some like medium sized. Whatever shape or size of your boobs is just right. Love your breasts! They have superpowers, they are intelligent, and they are amazing! In Mongolia, when a baby fusses, everyone lifts up their shirt and shakes their breasts for the baby, and the baby calms down and looks around amazed. Everyone laughs and smiles shaking their boobs, including mom, grandma, and grandpa too! So smile and love your boobs, they are awesome.

And they forgot one: Breasts are FUN. At least when Elvira's in charge. #breastpower - WTS









Thursday, June 6, 2013

Man With MicroPenis Discovers He's Really a Woman..

I know lots of guys with no balls..

Maybe they have it too? Can you imagine this guy's overall self-esteem with a dick that small? Wow..




A 66-year-old man who thought he merely had an unusually tiny penis was shocked to find out from doctors that he was actually a woman
The unnamed patient arrived at Kwong Wah Hospital in Hong Kong complaining of a swelling in his abdomen.
After being examined by doctors, it was determined that the swelling was caused by a cyst on one of his ovaries.
In a paper published this week in the Hong Kong Medical Journal, doctors from Kwong Wah and Queen Elizabeth Hospitals explained that the patient suffered from both the chromosomal abnormality known as Turner Syndrome and the genetic disorder congenital adrenal hyperplasia (CAH), giving him the internal organs of a woman along with the physical appearance of a man.
"The patient, by definition, is a woman who cannot get pregnant. But she also has CAH, which gave her the appearance of a man," Chinese University pediatrics professor Ellis Hon Kam-lun told the South China Morning Post. "It's an interesting and very rare case of having the two combinations. It probably won't be seen again in the near future."
In fact, there have been only six instances of both disorders occurring simultaneously in recorded medical history.

According to his doctors, the patient, who is 4'5" tall, bearded, has a micropenis and no testicles, plans to continue identifying as male, and may undergo male hormone replacement therapy.
Sourcery


And the DAMN of the day..



Dear Paperclip Man:

JUST GIVE UP.

Or become a circus act..

Laterz.