Women Take $hits: September 2012

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Pretty Women Can't Be Funny..

I would beg to differ..

"Listen up, Hollywood: Beautiful actresses are not funny. They don’t know how to do comedy. Only women who grew up ugly and stayed ugly, or through plastic surgery became beautiful, can pull off sitcoms or standups ... Because it’s all about emotional pain and humiliation and rising above both by making people laugh with you instead of at you. So stop casting beautiful actresses when you should be giving ugly women a chance." — Nikki Finke, clearly peeved about Julie Bowen's Emmy win.

Source:http://www.vulture.com/2012/09/nikki-finke-has-some-thoughts-on-women-in-comedy.html

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Fuck Me Badly

Fuck me badly once, shame on you.

Fuck me badly twice..

Wait,

There is no TWICE.

You think you get to fuck me again after you fucked me badly?

Nuh-uh.

What you think this is, The Bunny Ranch? You think my pussy is some kind of Denny's? Open to you day or night just cuz you drove up? You think my ass cheeks know how to scramble eggs and shit? Well they DON'T.

Rooty Tooty Fresh and Booty..

Nah son.

My vagina is like an interview: You only get one chance to make a lasting impression.

And you Sir did NOT get the job..

done.

So you need to take yourself, and your bad fucks outta here.

Badly.

And on behalf of my juices..

Deuces.