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The Global Lack Of Viable Candidates for Husband Continues: Abu Dhabi

Dilemma for brides-to-be: Where are the Emirati men?

Young ladies seem to have everything: intelligence, education, manners, style and, even in some cases, property - and yet they cannot find a potential life partner.

Middle East Online

By Reema Al Ahbabi - ABU DHABI

Emirati women often marry in their early 20s Every couple of weeks I meet up with a group of fabulous young women whom I like to call "my girlies". They are a group of nine intelligent, highly educated, professional and attractive Emiratis in their late 20s and 30s.   We choose from a never-ending supply of coffee shops or friends' houses alternating between Abu Dhabi, Khalifa City and Yas Island, all of us looking forward to these evenings immensely. It is a chance to catch up and discuss anything without being inhibited by colleaguesor worried about offending family members. We cover everything from the limitations of the burkini to the benefits of mammograms.   However, the one topic that comes up at every gathering is always the unavailability of single, intelligent Emirati potential husbands.   These young ladies seem to have everything: intelligence, education, manners, style and, even in some cases, property - and yet they cannot find a potential life partner. In other countries, having just a few items on this list would secure a husband. In Abu Dhabi, it seems that even when a girl has almost everything she cannot find a spouse.   In addition to worrying about not finding a partner, women must come to terms with the fact that they might never experience motherhood. As young girls we were taught the Hadith that "heaven lies at the feet of our mothers", and children's respect is always accorded to their parents. Even girls that do not fantasise about a white wedding still expect to become mothers and assume that they will be married at some stage.   These young ladies, even when their families would permit them to marry a foreigner, would usually prefer an Emirati husband. This should not be judged. It is only natural to prefer to marry a compatriot.   First, let us look at the Emirati population. Statistically, there is roughly the same percentage of males to females. Is it true that many Emirati men are only looking for a "baby-maker" from among cousins or approved tribes?   In the past, almost all marriages were arranged by the female members of the family. A young girl who received a proposal would have limited expectations of being able to decide on the marriage. Although it was not a perfect situation, it ensured that most young people were paired with their cousins or neighbours of a similar age, and accepted that arrangement as the norm. It is common in our parents' generation to find four brothers married to four sisters.   The irony is that some of my friends feel that they have been let down by their mothers or aunts. These older women feel that our generation today is so independent and self-sufficient that marriage is not seen as a priority.   It has become more acceptable for Emirati men to choose their own partners, and more of them are marrying foreign women. In Emirati society, it is unacceptable for women and men to socialise, so Emirati men often tend to spend more time with foreign women.   The average age of men marrying for the first time is now in their late 20s, but Emirati women often marry much younger, in their early 20s. With such a big age gap, it is inevitable that an older man will have fewer common interests and more experiences with his younger bride. Older men, in some cases, still view their wives as trophies, or someone to teach and mould into their vision of the perfect wife. But they would have much more in common with accomplished women who are my friends' age.   My friends have studied hard, obtained degrees and climbed the career ladder. They see themselves as achievers and are looking for a mate who is at least as successful. However, many men whom they would consider successful are in their early 40s and already married for 20 years. Today, working women may not see marriage as a necessity because they have full lives with many other choices. They are mostly free to study, work, drive and travel, freedoms that were not so acceptable even 15 years ago.   All of these choices can lead to difficult sacrifices. While my friends are happy to listen to their bosses or go out of their way for friends, they are not willing to compromise on husbands. Most Emiratis do not marry to gain freedom or for financial reasons, so they will only do so if they find someone whom they consider worthy.   Reema Marzouq Falah Al Ahbabi is an Emirati homemaker and MBA graduate.   Sourcery: http://www.middle-east-online.com/english/?id=51878

Spell it or Smell it..

VAGINA.

i just felt like saying it..


rearrange the letters and you can get..


Again V?

Vagina was the name Prince originally wanted for Vanity.

but she chose Vanity.


good thing.


Vagina 6 just doesn't have the same ring..



#itssodull

No Bulge leads to No Bull..

Wanna make a man be REAL quiet, REAL quick?


Start talking about small dick size.


For some reason, with that topic they suddenly don't feel like talkin'.


Real talk.

 
tee hee..

Study: Brain Scans Indicate If Women Will Have Sex | The Raw Story

This is no surprise. Not that a brain scan can indicate a woman's likelihood of sex, but that some male scientists chose THIS as the topic of study.

What does surprise me is that they waited this long.

What if men started asking for these? In addition to signing a pre-nup, they would need to see a copy of your brainscan, attempting to secure sex in the future.

I would be happy to provide it horndog as I am, as long as I could get a scan of his predicted earnings.

Fair is fair right?

Again, don't tell the men about our little discovery here. We don't want them getting any ideas. One mad male scientist is enough..

Hide ya kids, hide ya BRAIN..lol.

Study: Brain scans indicate if women will have sex | The Raw Story

I dont feel like loving..

I was taught, that when you have a song stuck in your head, listen to the lyrics. The song is probably addressing a situation you're experiencing.

Hmm..

I've been listening to "Lazy" by LeToya Luckett, and I started wondering if this is how I feel.

How can one NOT know how they feel? Feelings are ever present. Feelings inform us, warn us, help us. How could one NOT know what feeling is what?

Well, currently I fall into this group which is so new to me. I always know how I feel. Usually, lol.

I don't know how I feel about new Love right now..

Am I afraid? Is it fear or simply lack of desire? How could it be lack of desire, who doesn't want to feel love? Maybe its not love I'm afraid of..

Is it even fear? Dunno..

I'm working on big goals. Is it possible to have both love and focus? TRULY? Relationships have a way of dulling your edge.

Why don't I have a boyfriend? If I really wanted to I could. I think I want one.

Sometimes.

I don't know. I don't understand how I could not know..

Maybe I relate to this song more than I thought?

I've had some very draining relationships, but I pride myself on not living in the past.

"Tired of opening up, tired of caring, I don't feel like loving, I don't feel like loving anymore.."

Hmm indeed.

Womanhood Never Stops

A picture is worth a thousand words. Sometimes a hundred thousand. With a non-spoken deep emotional connection, it might be powerful enough to express a million articulations. A photo that just makes you say,

"Wow."

When I saw this pic, it stopped me in my tracks. I knew I'd uncovered one such find. 'Womanhood Never Stops' is what immediately filled my mind.

And why?

Cuz it doesn't.

Whether in the comforts of a scented bedroom, or war-painted and trekking a gruesome battlefield, the power and psychic energy that make us women is always present. It is not something that can be revoked. This picture is so special because even the savagery of war cannot stop this woman from being a devoted mother. She clings to her child with the strength and fearlessness only female DNA can activate. Proteins of new and durable intuition are being built. The appropriate hormones have been summoned. Gears switched. The vibration of her feminine power fast and ready.

She is Woman. Hear her WAR.

Even the child in the picture looks trusting of the woman holding him. At his age he doesn't know what Womanhood is. Instinctively, one can look and tell that without complex details, he at least is aware that Womanhood is reliable. Strapped to her body, he uses this unending energy source to be fed and grow.

Unlike Manhood, Womanhood is non-negotiable. When a woman turns 18 years of age, and in some regions as young as 13, she is a woman. Period. There is nothing she has to do, say or accomplish for this to occur. With men, their Manhood is always up for grabs. It seems that with society and all its requirements of men, Manhood is not allowed to be nailed in place. Even the rooted can be unrooted. If a man doesn't stand up to the bully, or "protect" the woman, or doesn't take action in the face of what is deemed disrespect, his manhood could not only be questioned, but confiscated. These regulations extend into his finances as well. If he has little to no money, or cannot provide financial adequacy to his family or children - despite his situation - he may be met with communications like

"What kind of man are you?"
"You ain't a man.."
"Some man YOU are.."

Women rarely hear a man say to her, "You're not a woman.."

That is a fact rarely disputed. She may not be a Lady however, but a woman is always a WOMAN.

Womanhood is Womb-manhood. Our status cannot be denied because women carry the wombs of creation. We are the true bringers of humanity and its emotions. We create and provide unconditional love with our abilities to give birth and by giving birth. We spread and expand compassion through our innate desire and ability to nurture. We use our strength and intuition to help re-balance and restore the frequencies of mankind. We are the domestics of the spiritual household.

Being a woman never stops.

Until WE do.

What Else Can Sperm Do?

Can men get callouses from jacking off?

With the exception of reproduction, are there and physical benefits of sperm? Like, does it reduce pore size? Exfoliate? Diminish wrinkles?

Would be nice to know. Don't tell the guys though. They'll just use it as an argument to have you wear it or allow it somewheres..

"..but it's good for your teeth baby.."

shit like that.



if its so good for teeth, PUT SOME ON YOURS..

Wet Dream

I had a wet dream the other night. It was the first one in a long time.

I woke up feeling satisfied but laughing hysterically.


Without getting into specifics, I'll just say that my dream involved a bed, a bedroom floor,


and a very angry Richard Pryor.

:)

Das Racist!

What if someone threw a "Check Cashing Friday" party..

SugarWalls

Oh if these walls could talk..



I'm uh,



referring to my Vagina.