I Don't Need the Dickstraction

We sat.
He pulled me close.
His hand slightly cupped my outer thigh.
(Yeah dude, I noticed).
I've been thinking about this for a spell.
Not daydreaming or swooning,
but more like..
"hmm."
His Manfidence was apparent,
(Which I find super attractive).
He commented on how great I looked.
(His eyes said it too).

I have so much work to do. Getting involved in a romantic pursuit?

Not the goal.

I've been in project purgatory for months now.
I must stay focused (!) and complete these undertakings.

Still.
(Ok, maybe I'm a little swoonish)

It was,
Slow.
Sensual.
Just the right amount of pressure.

I could tell he's probably great in bed by the way he hugged me.




I'M NEVER CALLING HIM AGAIN.

BEWARE: The Haircut That Tells You He's an Asshole

Once upon a time I briefly dated a guy who came highly recommended by my sister's mentor. She sung his heavenly praises because years prior, he'd mentored her son. She regarded him as a "stand-up guy."

Little did she know.

He was an asshole.
And a big one.

Assholes are deftly self-centered. Because of this, Mr. Pillar-of-the-Community consistently sent me unsolicited photos of himself (which I personally thought was weird). 

*SideNote* Unless you're asking for an opinion i.e., what do you think of this dress? or you're in a vicarious predicament, don't text anyone photos of yourself. If you want the world to see how beautiful you are, hit the 'Gram. Sending a pic of your lovely smile for no reason comes off as desperate and odd. Now back to the asshole*

After our last exchange in which he took assholing to the limit, I had a light bulb moment. Like a thunderbolt, images of the haircut from all his pics burned into my mind. It was a haircut he did himself. A haircut I didn't like. A haircut I told him I didn't like. A haircut whose likability I couldn't understand. 

Why had it taken me so long to see it?

Of COURSE HE WAS AN ASSHOLE.

He had the Asshole Haircut!

The Asshole Haircut is characterized by:

• Cut very low on the sides
• Usually buzzy or "spiky" on the sides and/or top
• Square on the top 
• Crew Cuts

Men who typically wear this telling coiffure are:

Gun lovers

Homophobic

Misogynistic

Arrogant

Insecure
Argumentative

Aggressive

Needy

Anxious about money

Cocky

Know-it-Alls

Alcohol consumers
Lovers of violent sports

And most prominently,

BULLYS.

Asshole Haircut Professions:

Law-enforcement

Fire Department

Military 

Professions of authority (Coaches, Teachers, etc)

Athletes

Ladies, if you see a man with this haircut, run and run fast. His selfishness is not only debilitating, but can be dangerous. His traits do not make for a good boyfriend or husband. Aside from intimacy, the Assholism can spill into other relationships. Who wants to do business with an asshole? Or wants one teaching their children? Who wants an asshole as a person to answer to at work? Who wants an asshole waiter or salesperson assigned to help or serve you?

If at all possible, stay the fuck away from this guy. 

No man is going to tell you he's an asshole.
Fortunately, you are now equipped to speak Hairstyle. 

Let's look at some examples:

CHET:

Chet from the movie Weird Science, was a major asshole. He was in military school (clue), loved guns (clue), was homophobic (clue), misogynistic (clue) and was just a general bully (clue).

ICEMAN: 

Val Kilmer's character "Iceman" from the movie Top Gun, was an asshole. He was antagonistic, arrogant, aggressive and argumentative. He was a MILITARY pilot, and a fighter pilot no less. This can be a very arrogant career for a man considering the salary and prestige that comes with the job. #coldasice

Hank Baileygates

From the 90s movie Me, Myself and Irene, Hank Baileygates was a serious asshole. He was disturbed actually. He had a filthy mouth, drank like a fish, loved to break skulls and loved dirty, dirty sex. He too was a bully. Below he's antagonizing a little boy in a restaurant. 

Warden Norton

Warden Norton from the extraordinary movie The Shawshank Redemption, was King Asshole. He was corrupt, hypocritical, a murderer, an extortionist, a liar, a bribe taker and above all, heartless. It doesn't get anymore "asshole" than heartless. He ended up committing suicide in the film rather than face the consequences of his actions. Cowardice can be another asshole trait.

Biff

Biff from the wildly successful movie Back to the Future, was a violent and selfish bully who got what he wanted by intimidating others. He even attempted to rape one of the lead characters (Marty McFly's mother). He was an Ass to the Hole who used his fists to do the talking.

Colonel Jessup 

Colonel Jessup from A Few Good Men, was admirably devoted to the Marines way of life. He took offense to being questioned about the manner in which he protected his country. He was an arrogant alpha-male with a huge sense of entitlement. In the end, he admitted to giving the "Code Red" order that cost two Marines their lives and two innocent Marines their careers. He felt the ruining of four lives was simply par for the course.

Frank Fitts 

Retired Colonel Frank Fitts was a strict disciplinarian. He'd previously sent his son to military school and briefly committed him to a psychiatric hospital for fear that he might be gay. Frank himself was a closeted gay man who -because of his denial - was morbidly homophobic and routinely punished his son physically. In the end, Frank murdered the male neighbor who rebuffed his kiss.  

Guy I briefly dated: 

One might argue that the men referenced above are fictitious, but I believe the films' costume designers were aware of the Asshole Haircut. They gave the look to these characters because it was befitting. 

To all you lovelies out there, be leery of the Asshole Haircut.

The name is well deserved.

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-WTS.

Well, some guys will tell you.. LOL. 

Scrotox: Botox for the Scrotum..

Scrotox. A name coined from a 2010 SNL skit. When I first heard about Scrotox, I was amazed that of all the aesthetic issues a man could possess, the look of his balls was on the list. I can understand a guy possibly feeling self-conscious about love-handles, receding hairlines or even man-boobs, but wrinkles in his nutsack?

Seriously?

Men be honest. Do guys really care about this? Enough to get Botox INJECTIONS? What man is so self-absorbed with the beauty of his balls, that he would inject them with a cosmetic filler?

Aside from this guy?

Welp, apparently these men are out there because there's a market for it. When said men are looking to smooth out their testy-coles, they seek out plastic surgeons like Dr. John Mesa, who's performed Scrotox on 10 men in the past year. Botox relaxes muscles, allowing the testicles to drop lower, which can make balls look bigger. According to Mesa, Scrotox mimics the effect of a warm day: the balls appear lower and look smoother with fewer wrinkles. The cost of Scrotox is the roughly same as regular Botox, or $520-$800 per session.

While injecting Botox into the scrotum has gone viral for cosmetic reasons, actual medical research is slim. “There’s literally only one peer-reviewed manuscript on Scrotox, and it wasn’t for cosmetic, it was for scrotal pain,” says Dr. Mary K. Samplaski, resident scrotum expert at the University of Southern California, Institute of Urology.

I just noticed that "scrotum" rhymes with "hurt em." But I digress..

While the procedure is believed to be as safe as Botox anywhere else on the body, injecting neurotoxins into your scrotum can seem daunting. If testicles become too hot, a man can risk becoming sterile. As Dr. Mesa explains, "Since Scrotox causes the balls to drop lower rather than closer to the body, I would say Botox in the scrotum would be more beneficial because it keeps the temperature of the testicles lower.”

One man who received Scrotox for cosmetic reasons had this to say about the procedure:

"I’m a 29-year-old man, I live in Manhattan, and yes, I got Scrotox. I’m a physician myself, an internist. Botox on your scrotum can still have some stigma depending on who you're talking to, so because I’m a physician, I wanted it to be confidential. I have a bunch of friends who've gotten Botox or plastic surgeries, and many of them are guys. It’s an increasing trend for guys to be more open to plastic surgery and procedures such as Scrotox.

Dr. Mesa had done Botox on my forehead before, because I had wrinkles and I wanted to avoid them getting worse.

I learned about Scrotox through my girlfriend, who's also a physician. She'd never mentioned or complained about how my scrotum looked before, but after hearing about the procedure from friends, she started joking about me getting it done. She thought it could be good for sex, so we began  researching the procedure together. User reviews said Scrotox makes the balls hang lower and looser, and my scrotum would make contact better with her skin during sex. In particular, it could stimulate her clitoris more. We were also curious about it making sex better for me, as looser balls could feel more comfortable.

After reading comments on online forums, and noticing that no one wrote that they'd regretted it,  I decided to go for it. 

It’s an invasive procedure, and obviously the genitals are a sensitive region, but then again so is the face. I’d already had Botox done there with no problem.

I was expecting it to be a little bit more painful. They apply the anesthetic in the beginning and that’s uncomfortable for a few seconds. Then you don’t really feel any pain during the actual injections. The procedure takes about 10-15 minutes. My doctor engaged me in small talk the entire time to help distract me.

It was a bit sore and sensitive for a few hours after, but the next day I felt fine. The results didn’t happen right away, but within a week or so I felt like my scrotum was more relaxed. They're not loose all the time, which is one of the things I wasn't expecting. About five days after the results set in and I showed my girlfriend. We had sex and she was pleased with the results. It did make the sex more enjoyable. While it doesn’t make sex last longer, my lower-hanging, relaxed and looser balls were more stimulating for my girlfriend. She says it does stimulate the vulva region and the clitoris more. As they are lower, they can reach places on her body better.

If you are considering this procedure, do your research and find a good plastic surgeon.

I’m scheduled to go back for another injection in a few weeks."

And there ya have it. I think I speak for most women when I say unless they're deformed, we don't give much thought to how attractive mens' balls are, and we certainly aren't concerned with their wrinkles.

When looking at men, we don't see this:

Any man who thinks so is mistaken. However men, if you think Scrotox might help your sex life, go for it. Shoot those love acorns till they're super smooth, or leave 'em and let 'em hang loose.

Whatever you choose,

Happy humpin.

WTS.

A Source of the Madness
Ballchinian

5 Key Mistakes Men Make When Dating

Dating can be fun or it can a nightmare. One never knows if the date they're on will lead to marriage or a restraining order, but still we play the game. Dinners, movies, flowers, drinks. None of this will make a difference if men commit any of the key mistakes below. Better than mistakes, they're deal breakers.

Women know when men aren't being themselves.
Women know when men aren't confident (even though we don't mention it).

We don't mention it because we also know your egos have the strength of rice paper.

But we still love you! So just be yourself and be confident! You know, the way you are with your guy friends.

Just don't talk about football.

Or pick your nose.

-WTS.


1) You Don't Have A Plan

Women are attracted to men with vision. They like a man who can be assertive and knows how to handle his business. The man that shows he is capable of taking the lead in a situation will be able to grab a woman's attention. So when she asks "so where are you taking me?" Answering her with "uugghh I don't know, where do you want to go?" in most cases is already starting off on the wrong foot. Have a plan in place... but just remain flexible if it doesn't work for her. You also should be able to show you have a plan for your life. You don't have to present some 10 year vision, but be able to express some short term goals and aspirations. Don't come off looking like a boy that is lost or you may constantly find yourself as a man that's alone.


2) You Aren't Confident

Maybe you're nervous around your date. Maybe you fear she won't enjoy herself or that you will do something to blow your chances. Either way, going into dating thinking like this makes it more likely things won't go well. Women are drawn to confidence and focusing on the negative will hinder your positive energy from shining through. So shake it off and get your mind on the right track. Be confident but don't be arrogant. Focus on having a great time and there is a much better chance she will as well.


3) You're Not Being Yourself

Sometimes we want to impress a woman so much that we end up trying to be someone we're not. Getting her under the guise of your "representative" may create immediate results, but you will pay a price in the long run. Not to mention it can all backfire that same day because you come off as phony and trying too hard. So just be yourself. She needs to like you as the man you are. A man who can acknowledge and embrace the areas that could use improvement in his life. If the current man you are isn't "enough" for most, then take some more time to focus on your growth. That will yield much better results than trying to be someone else in the meantime.

4) You Talk About Sex Too Much

If you truly want to have a relationship then you have to stop always making the conversation so sexual. You don't want to make it seem like you're only interested in one thing or that you're unable to hold a good conversation. It isn't that this topic should be off limits altogether, but don't always be the one to set it in that direction. This is the time to go deeper than the physical and see if you two really do connect and enjoy each other. I would even encourage you to avoid having sex too quickly with her. I understand that this sounds ridiculous to some, but hear me out. If she's good sexually, then a man's judgment can become very clouded. You may find yourself holding on to her for the wrong reasons which will eventually lead to a failed relationship. Focus on substance, not sex.

5) You Don't Ask About Her Enough (yes HER, remember HER?)

Don't go into dating as if it is an audition. Approach it more like it is an interview. You should be trying to get to know this woman and determine if she truly is someone you want to move forward with. You can't accomplish that if you are too busy talking about you, you, and you some more. How many times does she really need to hear about that business deal you're doing, or how you stay in the gym cause you're so buff, or whatever else you think is going to impress her. Making it all about you will run the risk of quickly turning her off. Make a conscious effort to ask about how she is doing. Give her an opportunity to share her thoughts and dreams. If you ever find yourself rambling on for too long then stop yourself and say "well enough about me, tell me more about you". Be willing to talk and share things about yourself but you shouldn't let it dominate the dating process.

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He Jacks Off to You..

Sooo..

I was at one of my steady hangouts. I see an older guy I always see.

And he stares.

All the time.

Like his eyes are trying to solve a mystery.

Every time I look at him, he's already looking at me.

I give him no attention. He's not my type, not my style, not my speed and basically,

Not my problem.

Then the weirdest thing happened. As I glanced slowly at him, only to find him looking at me AGAIN,

I heard a voice whisper out of nowhere,

"He jacks off to you."

I looked at the glasses hanging on the end of his nose..

Say what? Come again?

Bad choice of words I know but,

He jacks off to me?

Was this my imagination speaking or some guide giving me information?

Why would I want to know that? Is there a reason I NEED to know that?

Some sort of prophetic hint? Should I be concerned??

Then I looked at him once more and it felt true..

He probably does jack off to me.

I could just see his decrepit hand moving up and down. Bent fingers grasping and tugging at (what must be) a very worn out dick.

His Citizen has been well Seniored.

This based on the assumption he can still get it up, that is. I've never heard of anyone using Viagra for self-sex, though I don't doubt it's happened.

Seems like a waste of a pill if you ask me.

"He jacks off to you.."

Eww.

Did he send me that thought? Was he jacking off to me in his mind while I was standing there? Telepathically inviting me into Jackdom??!

I don't think I've ever heard something like that pass through my mind before.

"He jacks off to you."

God I hope not.

Do NOT include me in your pornogory thoughts of cummation Sir!

Then it made me wonder..

How many guys are doing this? I mean, porn is widely available.

How many guys are using my (or any NON-porn star female friend's) image to reach their climactic goals?

Then I remembered..

I was once with a friend. He couldn't find his phone so he asked me to call it. I called and the phone rang about 3 times. On the fourth ring I located the phone and lo and behold, there I was.

My photo a'blazing on the screen as the phone went off.

"What are you doing with my pic?" I asked. "Where'd you get it?"

Oh I got it off Facebook.

(Getting pics off Facebook, getting off on Facebook, tomato, tomahto!).

"Why?" I asked.

Just so that when you call, I know it's you.

"You know it's me by my name and number. You don't need to steal pictures."

(Pictures stolen off the internet = Stolaroids. But I digress.)

We went back and forth a bit and it wasn't a big deal. It was however, a big eye opener.

People taking others' photos from social media.. some guy just made a fortune from an exhibit he created with photos he took from IG, to the tune of 100k per photo.

I guess that's all well and fine but..

What if they're jacking off to those photos? You post a pic of yourself scantily clad or sexy or just feeling free..

And someone is pumping all over your pumpkin.

I suppose it's only disgusting if you don't like the guy.

Nah, it's kinda weird of you like him too.

I haven't seen the old guy since the "whisper." I've thought about it though and my reaction is always the same.

"He jacks off to you.."

Stay away from me old man. You get anything on my clothes and that's gonna be your ass.

-WTS.

CHANGE DAMMIT

10 Things Men Wish Women Knew About Sex

Hello Readers. Happy New Year my loves. There are many "What men want" lists out there, but you know me. I take what I post very seriously (because YOU'LL be reading it), so I did my own research on this article before posting. The consensus amongst my guy friends is that the 10 things listed here are very accurate.


Freud called female sexuality “the dark continent”; if that’s true, male sexuality could qualify as the dark planet. But when it comes to sex, guys are simple, right? Not true. The bedroom is one of the great stages of male performance, and as such, what you see and hear is typically the role, not the reality. It’s no wonder, in trying to please the actor, a woman loses sight of a guy’s true identity. Here are 10 “unmasking” facts you may want to know:

1. We Respond to Praise 

It’s believed that men are so consumed by our libido that we have no self-consciousness surrounding sex. But men are no different from women when it comes to compliments as catalysts for sexual confidence. This praise can be delivered before reaching the bedroom (give us the once-over and tell us how buff we look), and after (give us the once-over and tell us how buff we look naked). Along those lines, men worry about the size of their guts (and other measurable organs), their hair (or lack thereof) and other attributes. Try to be extra affirming about those sensitivities.

2. We Fear Intimacy..

..but not for the reason you think! Studies have shown that boys are more affectionate, even more expressive, than girls until they reach school age. At that time, social repression begins—of words, thoughts, feelings—and our desire for human connection goes underground. So taboo is this desire for intimacy that its possibility can terrify men—not because it’s smothering, but because we realize how desperate we are for it. What’s a woman to do? First, understand that your guy’s hasty retreat post-sex may be about his own shock at how much he craves a connection with you (and how much he’s denied it in life). Then, retreat a little yourself. This gives him time to see that his boyhood habits are, in fact, perfectly manly.

3. We Appreciate Sex for Sex’s Sake

Having said that about intimacy, sometimes a little “throw-me-down sex” is the right medicine. According to Joe Kort, PhD, a psychotherapist and sexologist, “Men want their wives to enjoy raw sex, not just endure it or take it personally. For men, it’s not about dominating a woman, but ravishing her.” On occasion, try letting him ravish you.

4. We Are Not Just Our.. 

The penis gets all the press, but men have “many erogenous zones,” says psychologist Melodie Schaefer, PsyD. “Men tend not to correct women because they’re afraid women will shut down and not touch them at all. But there are many places a woman should touch.” Like the chest, the inner thighs and face. Two other key areas: Gently gripping a man’s testicles can be a real turn-on, as it blends control with release. Also, stimulating the perineum, the area between the scrotum and anus, will heighten pleasure during oral sex.

5. We Encourage Fantasies

“Men want to share their fantasies but worry their wives will shame or judge them,” says Dr. Kort. Similarly, Dr. Schaefer reports that men wish women would reveal their imaginings. Want to open yourself to these possibilities? Try making a game of it. First, and most important, promise not to judge the other; then, privately write out scenarios that have tantalized you and place them in a box. When you are next intimate, pull one out. If you’re both comfortable, give it a shot. If not, Dr. Kort recommends asking the author a key question: What about this fantasy do you like? Sometimes, its themes can be addressed in different, more comfortable scenarios.

6. We Like It When You Talk

Talking during sex stimulates more than our ears. What kind of talk? Dirty, praising and instructive are great starts. As amusing as it may sound, a woman’s words can make a guy feel as potent and virile as a Roman gladiator, even if he’s a suburban banker.

7. We Need Your Honesty

Sex can solve the stresses of a relationship, but it’s often where the stresses show up. If we complain
about a lack of sex (or your doing certain things only on our birthday), we may be overlooking serious issues that underpin such withholding. We need you to enlighten us. The male ego is often tied to sex, so it’s easy for us to dismiss bedroom problems as female disinterest rather than issues we have a part in. Avoiding these problems, however, only perpetuates your feeling unseen and our frustration.

8. We Enjoy the Dance

Men like a good quest; unfortunately, these days, there are so few. But romance earns that distinction. Allow us to court you; make us deserve your desire. Dr. Kort makes an additional point: “Emotional intimacy is about closeness, but sustaining sexual desire demands a certain amount of distance.” How do couples strike this tricky balance? By allowing each partner to have what he calls “separate sexuality”: a sexual life that doesn’t include, but doesn’t betray, the other. “For him, that might mean allowing his wife to use toys or letting other men look at her; for her, it might be permitting him to watch pornography in order to experience a fantasy.” Such indulgences help maintain the balance of desire and devotion for both parties.

9. We Can Explain Pornography

Finding a spouse using pornography is a top reason couples seek counsel, says Dr. Kort, but it
shouldn’t be overreacted to or pathologized. A few things to clear up: 1. Sex addicts represent only 4 percent of the population, so it’s unlikely your man is one. 2. Because childhood experiences influence sexuality as an adult, people are very idiosyncratic about what turns them on. In other words, says Dr. Kort, “no woman can, nor should she, be everything to a man.” Still, the question remains: How does a woman not take pornography personally? First, determine if your mate is compulsive, or can only have sex, with pornography. If so, you may want to seek counseling. If not, Dr. Kort recommends taking the secrecy out of pornography by discussing it. Use the lens of “what about it turns him on versus what turns you off.” That way, a dialogue is created that allows for honesty, dignity and closeness.

10. We Always Need It, But Not for the Reason You Think

Men are accused of being sexually insatiable, but women should rethink this. “Men see sex as a celebration,” says Dr. Schaefer. “They wish women would take more of a ‘carpe diem’ approach to it. We move through life at the speed of sound, with multiplying challenges and pressures. It’s easy to allow demands on our time and energy to rob us of the joy, pleasure and opportunity that sex affords us. On the long list of priorities, it should not be on the bottom rung.” If that doesn’t make you want to “seize the day” (or something else), consider the health benefits: Orgasms release oxytocin, which has been called the “bonding hormone,” bringing couples closer together while it alleviates anxiety and stress, reduces blood pressure and promotes healing.

If none of these tips help, you can always read this book. The reviews are pretty positive.

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Treat a Man How He Treats Himself

I am soo over men. I mean like totally.

(And you KNOW I mean it when my valley girl comes out).

One thing I have learned as of late, is if a man doesn't treat himself like a king, then don't you do it. He won't appreciate it, and he'll begin to feel entitled.

It's amazing how one can go from dusty to "accusty" so quickly.

One minute he can't believe you actually chose him, the next he's wondering why dinner's not ready.

I say, if he's used to Kibbles and Bits, don't elevate him to caviar and Bon Bons.

If all he's used to is the Colonel's secret recipe, don't make him a four star general.

Do not treat a man better than he treats himself. Do NOT upgrade him to royalty, especially if he thinks himself unworthy of the court.

Your kindly actions will not change his low-self esteem. They will only change how he acts with you.

When YOU and YOUR actions elevate him to King-dom, he'll be so busy expecting people to bow before his crown..

He won't remember who put it there.

Don't lift a man who won't lift himself. It'll only come back to bite you in the ass.

Sometimes it's better to leave him smack dab in the middle of the "kingdom" you found him in.

#byeboys

Of Men.. And Magnums.

The Latin root Mag- means "great, large."

When it comes condoms, men love to use Magnums, especially if they think they need them.
The makers of Magnums are marketing geniuses. The "big" they design for however, are egos.

Ego boost = Profit boost.

Men put on these "larger" sized condoms and feel like..

The REAL truth is..

And it's a heartbreaking truth..

A truth most men won't want to know..

Just warning ya..

Ready?

MAGNUMS AREN'T BIG.

In fact, they're basically the same size as any other condom, 

designed to fit the average sized penis.

The reason this "large penis" marketing ploy is able to work so well, is that in addition to men wanting to believe they have a big one, most men simply don't know what "average sized" is.

According to Trojan’s Head of Marketing, Jim Daniels, stated that “People are proud to show they have a Magnum condom — the large size really connotes a sense of ‘above-average prowess,’ let’s call it.”

Exactly. Men prefer Magnums not necessarily because their mondo-dondo boner spills out of other condoms, but because "Magnum" implies Ginormous.

It's all a head game fellas. (Pun absolutely intended).

Even the name 'Magnum' is a subconscious tool.

They're basically calling your lovestick a gun.

The thing is, some guns shoot..


Blanks.

But not all of course :)

There is an even bigger downside to buying condoms that are too big. Nevermind the fact that your dick doesn't need it's own room, but safety can be compromised. According to an anonymous college campus professional:

"We stopped carrying magnums at my school's student health center (and instead carry a differently branded larger condom for those who need it) because "magnum" holds such cache...
we would always run out of them, and they'd inevitably turn up in some poor freshman girl's vaginal canal. (I'm not kidding—there was a rash of 'lost condoms' last year among the freshmen)."

So basically, when you wear a condom that's too big, you risk it slipping off. The second sucky thing (puns all around huh?) is that it may be challenging for her to get it out when it slips off. No bueno!

Planned Parenthood confirmed:

"..Condom size — too large or too small — is a serious factor in its effectiveness. "If a condom is too big it can slip off, and that can decrease its effectiveness, "It is true that sizing is important."

So be honest with yourselves men. If you don't need the Hulk sized condom don't buy it. If she's boned you more than 3 times chances are you're a keeper. Better to have a condom that fits the size that you are, not the size you wish to someday be.

Condoms aren't jeans.

There are many ways to getting a bigger dick. None of those ways however, come in a box of 12.

Just sayin.

-WTS.


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The Rule of 40..

If you are a man, you might not like this post. The truth can be a hard pill to swallow. With that being said, let's continue..


Ladies, lemme tell ya. I've dated lots of men. LOTS O'Them. And one thing I can assure you on, is the Rule of 40 is a true one. I cannot call my self the 'Man Master,' meaning, there's always room to learn more. However, The Rule of 40 is one I promise you can count on.

If you meet a man who falls in this category, don't walk.

RUN.

Something is wrong with him and you will waste your valuable time. Leave him alone once you see he qualifies for the Rule.

Men, if you feel you meet the criteria, make an appointment with a therapist STAT. Call your mother, do some guided imagery, access repressed memories, whatever it takes to get clear.

Or,

Remain a single, skirt chasing, unfulfilled and shallow patheticist for the rest of your life. You may not think so but chasing ass gets old. At some point, even the slickest Lothario wants intimacy and love.

The kind of love that doesn't search in the middle of the night for her panties, and leaves you while you sleep.

Change your ways, or go ahead and be the old guy in the club.

We won't laugh..

In your face anyway.

Ladies-n-gents,


The RULE OF 40:

If you are a MAN.

40 yrs of age and up.
Have no wife.
No ex-wife. (a woman you LOVED, not married out of convenience).
No current girlfriend. (as in ONE, not a harem).
No children (by a woman you were WITH).
No relationships that lasted more than 5 years..

It's red flag time.

NO MAN can be without a mate for long, gay or straight. The fact that you are STILL alone means no woman, no matter how much she tries to settle, can put up with your issues. You may not be a bad guy, but you have some inner work to do.

This is not mere guessing. I have studied this and know it to be true. The "red flags" my studies have shown, are usually from extreme immaturity, a severe lack of emotional development, anger issues with the mother, fear of commitment due to deep seated insecurity, a dangerous narcissism and/or..

The worst of all..

You ready?

You have an abnormally small penis and/or you're a terrible lover.

Happy Friday.