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Wednesday, October 24, 2012

A Man's Perfect Bed..







And sorry fellas, but a womans' perfect bed includes many, many feathers and the softest mattress one can find. Memory foam, ergonomic shaping, the works. Nowhere in her perfect bed will there be any traces of testicles, pubes, ass, chest hair, penis, etc. Even the most wonderful nights of sex and lovemaking can be found in the hamper first thing in the morning.

This blog is about how women think. Sorry to burst any bubbles..

*shrugs*

Monday, October 8, 2012

1000 Women Stranded Because They Have No Man

More than 1,000 Nigerian women pilgrims
remained stranded at a Saudi airport for a
fifth straight day Thursday after being denied
entry into the kingdom because they were
not accompanied by men or "Mahram", an airport
official confirmed.

The official said that the Nigerian consulate
in Jeddah had offered to ensure the
women’s return after the annual hajj
pilgrimage, but Saudi immigration officials
were “sticking to their position.”

The women had begun arriving at Jeddah airport on Sunday (9/23), a report by the National Hajj Commission of Nigeria, said. “Upon enquiries by the reception team officials of the National Hajj Commission in the airport, they were told that the pilgrims were held back because of lack of mahram,” said the report.

They are stopping women particularly between the ages of 25 and 35 without a male relative. Those over 45 are not a concern to the Saudi authorities." One woman told the BBC that the situation at Jeddah airport has become pretty uncomfortable as hundreds of women are reportedly sleeping on the floor, have been denied their belongings, and are sharing only four toilets.


Nigerian pilgrims’ welfare boards have in the past acted as “mahrams” and visas had been granted on that basis. The report said that officials observed that flights which arrived at Medina airport and that “only Nigerian pilgrims” were affected by the policy.


Last year, nearly three million Muslim pilgrims performed the hajj, which must be performed at least once in a lifetime by all Muslims who are able to do so. Roughly half of Nigeria’s 160 million people are Muslim.

This is ridiculous. So a woman needs a man to accompany her so she can worship God? It was man who made up the rule of the pilgrimage, and now men are trying to tell women HOW to have one? I'm not religious and I'm a firm believer in "to each his own,' but this is just insane. If a woman made the decision AND the long trip as an offering to her God and/or Its tenets, shouldn't that be enough? Should having a penis nearby also be a requirement? Men are so afraid of womens' power. These "mahram" laws make it proof positive..

Thursday, October 4, 2012

No Nicki. No Kim. The REAL Sex Rap Originators!

I absolutely do NOT endorse women being exploited. In almost every facet of business, -whatever the industry- sex is used to sell everything. I saw a commercial with a woman dancing in ass-cleavage bearing shorts, in an advertisement for what?

CHEWING GUM.

With the exception of fetishists, what the fuck does chewing gum have to do with sex? As many times as I've had sex, never once have I heard a man say, "Spit gum on me, SPIT your GUM ON ME!" A few days ago, I lambasted someone on FB for using a photo of an almost naked woman on his cd reproduction services flyer. Each cd sold for $0.65. I was like DAMN! You're using a beautiful woman's image to sell something for 65 fucking cents? That's all she's worth?

I say this because some of WTS posts are about women whom (seemingly) use sex to sell.

Let it be said there is a difference between being sexy and it being marketable, and using sex to sell.

There is also a big difference in being pimped, and being sexually forward. The main difference is CONFIDENCE. If you believe you're sexy and like showing it off, it's expression, not exploitation. If you're sexy because it's in your contract not your heart, that would fall under exploitation. Sex and sex appeal must come from being true to yourself. The women we write about may be sexually blatant, but they are so because it's who they are and what they want. Let's compare Millie Jackson and Rihanna. Millie Jackson was a trend-setter who meant every word of her raunchily explicit lyrics. We know this because first and foremost, she wrote her own songs. She wrote about what she knew, and didn't give a fuck about who it affected. She would sing about fucking your husband, and what time you could expect him home. Rihanna on the other hand, was plucked at the age of 14, "developed" then had material released. Her songs are written for her, as are all video concepts.

She has male-handlers while Millie on the other hand man-handles. One is confident, one is compliant. Big difference.


Before there was Lil' plastic surgery Kim or booty-injected Nicki Minaj, there was Baby Girl, the mastermind behind the gangsta sex rap group Hoez Wit Attitudes. In 1989 Baby Girl teamed up with members Jazz and  Diva (aka Go-Di), and H.W.A was born.

Sexually assertive and raw, they were signed by Eazy-E for his Ruthless Records label in 1990. These 3 Compton natives pushed the envelop with their pussy-in-your-face' lyrics and 'I dare you' attitude. Sexually free, they used their rhymes to battle misogynist rappers at the time. The Hoez wanted it to be known that they were not only sexual predators but were not having any shit from any man.

During their career, they released two albums.


Their debut album titled 'I Ain't No Lady,' proved that no topic was taboo. No topic was too daring and their brazen attitudes were showcased in almost every song. In the song, ("Little Dick"), they rapped about how bullshit it was for a man to be teeny-peened, even telling him he could get 'smoked' for lying about his dick size (one of the funniest songs ever!). They had songs about sex hotlines ("1-900-Bitches"), Cunnilingus ("Eat This"), and unapologetically confessed to being nymphos on their song ("Freaky Daze").

Our kinda gals :-)

The song that put them on the map was their first single "Funk Me."

 The song explained,

"Just take out the 'N', and put a 'C', come on everybody do the 'Funk Me..'"


It received a fair amount of radio play and heavy video rotation. Their second album 'Az Much Azz As U Want' had one single called "Just A Little Action." Its video was banned immediately. Even the independent video outlets deemed it 'too raunchy' and refused to play it. After the second album was released shortly before  Eazy-E's surprise death in 1994, H.W.A disbanded without any future releases.

Years later, Baby Girl released a solo record on an indie Chicago label. The group reunited in 2012, and have been performing dates overseas.

These women were fierce. They were  unconcerned with how they were viewed, and original. Bold and beautiful, they were Classic. Raw. Honest.

Everything we look for in WTS
Unlike most overtly sexual artists of today, these women chose their own route. They wrote their own songs and dressed risque because THEY wanted to, not because their label pushed them to do it. They were GROWN ASS WOMEN who stood up for themselves and said what they wanted to say. Although a bit gimmicky, they weren't puppets. They created music about fucking, sucking and bucking and that was all that mattered to them.

H.W.A were Hip-Hop pioneers in their own right. They spoke on behalf of so many women at that time, helping provide them with a provocative and aggressive sexual voice.

H.W.A. We thank you for your bravery..

Witcha nasty selves.. WESSYDE!







Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Drought Season.. Where the Fuck is the Fuck?

Romeo Romeo, where for art thou Romeo..

SEXXXXXX!

Why hath thou forsaken me?

It's a good thing I don't have a washing machine in my home. I would've probably electrocuted myself by now.

That reminds me..

I could use a new showerhead.. >:o)

Not for no stinking cold shower either. That's a guy thing. Women don't take cold showers. We get cold batteries and uh..

Get it buzzin.

And ain't no buzzin like remote control buzzin. The BEST vibrators have remote controls. They're just easier to manouver. You have better use of your hands too.

I know about 'blue balls' but is there a such thing as 'blue clit?'

I think I have it.

It's been soooo long since I did the deed. FUCK me for being so picky. For prizing my body. For knowing my self-worth. Pride is great but it does NOTHING for me in the wee hours when I'm alone and throbbing..

Hungry for sex.

Penis?

It's what's for dinner.

I've been climbing the walls..

And not the sugar ones either. Sorry Sheena.

On that note, I'll leave you with Ms.Easton showin us what happens when you get sexified by Prince..

You turn from a sweet Scottish princess whose baby takes the morning train, to a mullet wearin vamp sangin about how sweet the lining of your pussy is..

Umm.. Prince?..

When's my turn? #fucksopretty