Pardon Me, But I Do Not Have That Look..

Nope, you're wrong Scarface.

It only FEELS like a year.


And don't talk to me like that.


#notenoughsex #nopushymen

52, and Still Working the Streets

It's been said that "pimpin ain't easy."

Well, hoe'in is harder. 

Barbara Terry has been a prostitute for more than 30 years. One can only guess the mileage accrued on her vagillac-cadillac. Disease, shame, fear and just the overall element that would pick up a street hooker, one can only imagine why she chose to stay in that field for so long. No judgment, but with realistic occupational hazards that include dangerous men, rape, murder and jail, surely there must've been safer ways to pay the bills. The good news is that she survived. She was always her own boss, and even managed to buy a house and put two children through college.

Sounds like some damn good hoe'in. 

By COREY KILGANNON

LIKE many single mothers, Barbara Terry, 52, scrounged for baby sitters and leaned on her own mother while raising her four children and working the night shift.

But Ms. Terry is a prostitute who has worked nearly her entire adult life on the streets of Hunts Point, in the Bronx.

“When they were old enough to understand, I would tell them the truth,” said Ms. Terry, whose daughter and three sons are now grown. “I’d say, ‘This is how I’m supporting you.’ For me, it’s a business, a regular job.”

Yes, she said, she was arrested more than 100 times, sometimes landing at Rikers Island for several days or weeks — but that never deterred her from returning to this area of industrial warehouses and repair shops off the Bruckner Expressway.

By day, heavy industrial traffic fills the streets. By night, the traffic comes for other reasons. Years back, this prostitutes’ “track” bustled with working women, and Ms. Terry was front and center in garter belts and high heels and fur coats.

“It was beautiful out here then,” she said. “There was so much money out here, you wouldn’t believe it.”

The area is less active now than in the 1990s, when HBO made its “Hookers at the Point” documentaries, in which Ms. Terry appeared under a street name, Cleo, and flashed a youthful, toothy smile.

Those great teeth are gone, lost to diabetes, Ms. Terry said. She mostly works days now and dresses more conservatively. “Most women don’t make it to my age out here,” she said. “I call myself the last of the survivors.”

While it is impossible to corroborate all the details of an eventful life in a profession often synonymous with drug abuse, violence and tragic outcomes, the Correction Department confirmed that Ms. Terry had been jailed many times for prostitution over her career.

Today, Ms. Terry lives nearby in the Bronx, but she hopes to retire in a year or so to a house she bought upstate, she said on Tuesday at her usual spot on Whittier Street. She had a supply of condoms in her purse, a plastic cup of vodka and orange juice in her hand and a cellphone for steady customers.

Those customers, dates or tricks, can be lawyers, city workers, husbands, fathers or truckers heading in and out of the sprawling Hunts Point food markets.

Then there are the psychos. All the women out here have had friends attacked or cut or dumped dead somewhere. Last year, a man was arrested, and recently sentenced, for terrorizing prostitutes in the Bronx with a razor.

“I’ve survived because God was with me,” Ms. Terry said. “Every Sunday, my mother and grandmother prayed for me out here.”

She has shown younger workers the ropes: how to jump in a Dumpster to hide from the police, and how to stay alive. First, never enter a car with more than one person in it, and never let someone drive you out of the area. Get your money up front — Ms. Terry charges $50 or $100 — and try to work with a buddy.

“You look for weapons, you check the back seat, and you go by your vibes,” she said. “If they look strange, you stay away.”

There have been close calls, like the time a trucker locked her in and tried to rape her.

“I never did drugs and never worked for a pimp for protection,” she said. “What protection? If I’m in someone’s car, about to die, ain’t no pimp in there helping me.”

“I never carried a blade,” said Ms. Terry, who grew up in the Red Hook Houses in Brooklyn before her family moved to North Carolina for her teenage years. “My fists were my weapons. I learned to fight growing up with nine younger brothers.”

Ms. Terry said she completed two years of college, training to be a medical lab technician, but by the time she was 21, her husband had left her and she had two children to support. All she knew about prostitutes was what she saw on “Starsky & Hutch,” but she knew about the Hunts Point action and came out on her own. She admits she became addicted to the stimulation of the street life.

“I love the excitement of coming out here and seeing all these beautiful people I know,” she said. “Even my dates are a comfort. This place has made me strong. It keeps you young.”

But she has slowed down. A year ago, she was in a bad accident and was hospitalized with a broken jaw and neck injuries. Her children, two of whom she says she put through college, beg her to get off the street.

“I’m the mother, so they can’t say anything,” she said. “When I’m ready to get off, I’ll get off.”

Not a career I would advise, but some women work hard for the money. A little too hard. 

-WTS

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The Most Sexually Kick-Ass Songs By Women.. Part II

Welcome to Part II of one of the most comprehensive lists of the most sexually aggressive /slash/ kick-ass songs by women. In Part I we covered women artists from A-M. Now we finish the alphabet and list with more lewd, unabashed, raw, fun and sexy music ever released by a female.

As per Part I, the criteria for making the list were as follows:

Requirements for the list.

A) The women had to be themselves. More specifically, the women had to have songwriting credit on the song. If SHE wrote it, chances are, SHE meant it.

AND/OR,

B) Delivery. The delivery of the lyrics is most important because that's where the EMOTION lies. The stand out, in your face BOOM! And if you're asking a guy for sex, it's not exactly the time to be Minnie Mouse.

There was no way these songs could be numbered in order of greatness, so they're listed alphabetically.

And to reiterate, make sure you actually listen to the music. Reading the description and scrolling along won't show you the effect.

So ready?

Let's go.

12) Peaches. 99% of the music by Peaches is sexually explicit. She sings of sex with women, women and men, men and men and even women with men AS a men. Her lyrics have no boundaries. In her 40's and fearless, Peaches has mastered shock-fuck performances. Of all the songs in Peaches catalog that could easily be on this list, we chose "Billionaire" (2009) because in this song, Peaches brags that she'll fuck you like one.

"Billionaire"

11) Liz Phair, "Flower", (1993). The first thing that comes to mind is "Wo!" This is a woman who called up a label, told them to sign her, sent them a flimsy demo, and got her way.  In this song, she tells a guy, "I want to be your blowjob queen" which upset critics. Subsequently, Liz was labeled a "pandering slut" in a review by a renowned critic and producer. Liz's first album "Exile in Guyville" is an avant-garde and wild must-have. "Flower" put Liz, and her dirty mind, on the map.

"Flower"

10) POE, "Not A Virgin," (2000). Let's start by looking at the title. One can guess this song isn't about Algebra. We love Poe because she doesn't care about what people think. AT ALL. She sings with no hesitation,  ".. I been hung up, I get down, and I'll start it over again.." Whatever you say Poe. Her attitude is unafraid and matter-of-fact. And of course, non-virginal. 

"Not A Virgin"

9) "Buttons" The Pussycat Dolls, (2005). This song definitely calls a guy on his talk. "..loosen up my buttons babe, but you keep frontin, saying what you gon' do to me, but I ain't seen nothin.." I doesn't get any more direct than that. The Pussycat Dolls make it clear in this song that they are down for whatever. Maybe they should be called The Pussy Dolls?..

 "Buttons"

 

       

8) Your Mamma Won't Like Me, Suzi Quatro, (1975). Suzi cameo'd as Leather Tuscadero on Happy Days. She was a full-time musician, and became the first female bass player to become a major rock star. This song is an example of her abrasive-feminine style. Suzi has sold over 50 million albums worldwide, and continues to rock out venues and concerts. She's also active in criticizing today's young starlets for their "soft porn" images.

"Your Mamma Won't Like Me"

7) "Inside My Love," by Minnie Riperton, (1975). This song could be classified as a risque lullaby. She uses angelic vocals to ask a man if he'd like to be inside her vagina. "Will you come inside me?" is the question of the song. Minnie claimed that the song was about more than sexual propositioning. It was about intimacy. Radio was minimal in its support, and the song peaked at a disappointing 26 on the charts. Minnie died in 1979 at age 31 from breast cancer. Her music and sensual voice live on.

"Inside My Love"

6) "Saturday Night Special" by the Runaways, (1979). Don't we just love the Runaways? They were talented of musicians who grew up to amazing  in their own right, but they were also a group that -initially- was put together to capitalize on the "Lolita" fantasy. Underage girls who were hot, and yep. It WORKED. The Runaways were wild and rebellious teens who took their partying and music seriously. "Saturday Night Special" could be an anthem for loose teenagers. "I'm young and easily bored.." Yeah ok. Just make sure you're young and well protected. 

"Saturday Night Special"

 

5) "Love to Love You Baby" by Donna Summer, (1975). The song's simulated orgasms were recorded while lying on her back in a darkened studio. She said she imagined how Marilyn Monroe would've recorded it, and acted accordingly. This song, including it's simulated sex, was originally 17 minutes long. In addition to propelling Donna's career, this song was credited for launching a 10 year long herpes epidemic. This is by far one of the most sensual, sexual songs ever made. 

"Love to Love You Baby"

4) "Wild About That Thing," Bessie Smith, (1929). This song was recorded during a time when women were expected to be mothers and wives, not traveling blues musicians. This was the year of the great Stock Market crash, and Gospel music was the majority in Black homes. When Bessie Smith came out with a song with lyrics like, "Give it to me proper..", she, like many female blues singers, was labeled loose and "ungodly." Bessie's bravery for recording music that discussed being happy about a man's penis -during the 20's- is impressive. Bessie Smith is a blues legend and WTS shero.

"Wild About That Thang"

4) "Sweet Stuff" by Sylvia, (1973). The "Pillow Talk" album in its entirety is a complete seductionfest. This song is direct yet kittenesque. She invites a potential lover to her "crib with a waterbed.." and fills the entire song with moaning and heavy breathing. This song is sophisticated, feminine and sensual. I would advise checking out the whole album. It's extremely interesting and alluring.

"Sweet Stuff"

3) "Call Me" by Tweet, (2002). Tweet's debut album 'Southern Hummingbird' was a classic. Her voice is soft and strong at the same time. This song is asking a lover to pay her a visit, and "she'll be sure to meet, with no panties on.." Although provocative, this song is smooth and subtle. Her invite for sexual trysts aren't too aggressive. She may want him to do her, but she's a lady about it.

"Call Me"

 

2) "Hard As a Rock," Cherry Vanilla, (1978). Cherry started out as David Bowie's publicist and became a rock singer in the early 1970's. She was best known for her modus operandi - namely- offering blowjobs to dj's who would play Bowie's records on their stations. She was a major player in the British punk scene, and her brashness was revered. Hard as a rock indeed. This song was pre-Viagra..

"Hard as a Rock"

1) Vanity 6, "Nasty Girl." Classic. Tastefully nasty. Legendary sex appeal. Vanity is one of the most beautiful women who ever did it. Prince knew what he was doing when he formed this group. This appearance on Soul Train is an example of why they were so successful: Authentic sex appeal. All natural. Beautiful women who wanted to have sex but remain nameless. The original Vagina 6, the final of the list.

"Nasty Girl"

This concludes our comprehensive list of the most Sexually Kick-Ass songs by women. 

These women went up against radio, religion, stereotypes and gender roles that attempted to control and censor them. 

We honor them in this collage and honor all women who seek their desires with determination and self-confidence.

Even if the men get mad.

Any songs that should've been included but weren't?

The "comments" section por favor.

Till next time.

Keep rockin.

The Most Sexually Kick-Ass Songs By Women.. Part I

Welcome to one of the most comprehensive lists of the most sexually aggressive /slash/ kick-ass songs by women. Before we get into the music, understand why this post was a must-do.

As forward and sexually aggressive as women can be,

It can still be treated as taboo.

Society has become majorly progressive, but it still judges women and places restrictions on how we "should" and "should not" behave, especially as it pertains to our sexual interactions. Men still like to be the aggressor for the most part, and women - who like to be the aggressor and go after what they want sexually - run the risk of being negatively labeled.

Whore.
Slut.
Loose.

Sadly, Confident hardly ever makes this list. Oddly enough, Confidence is exactly what it takes to be this bold.

We wanted to showcase women who had the guts to be sexually provocative. Women who made their propositions LOUDLY, and didn't need permission. Brazen females who let it be known in their songs:

FUCK ME.

Many of these artists were banned, boycotted and criticized by religious figures and the like because of their sexually unapologetic music.

Damn straight they deserve some accolades.

SO,

With that little tidbit out of the way, lets get into tunes, shall we?

Requirements for the list.

A) The women had to be themselves. More specifically, the women had to have songwriting credit on the song. If SHE wrote it, chances are, SHE meant it.

AND/OR,

B) Delivery. The delivery of the lyrics is most important because that's where the EMOTION lies. The stand out, in your face BOOM! And if you're asking a guy for sex, it's not exactly the time to be Minnie Mouse.

There was no way these songs could be numbered in order of greatness, so they're listed alphabetically.

Last, make sure you actually WATCH the videos. Don't just read the description and keep scrolling because you won't get the full effect. This compilation can blow your mind if you let it.

And we're off!

PART I: The Most Sexually Kick-Ass Songs By Women

26) Apollonia 6,  'Sex Shooter,'(1984). Patricia Kotero replaced Vanity in the the movie Purple Rain. Although considered one of "Prince's women," Apollonia makes no bones about the fact that she was merely hired help. While asking us to "come on and kiss the gun," she's stated emphatically that she was NEVER Prince's girlfriend. Employee or not, if Prince hired her to be sexy, he got his money's worth. 

"Sex Shooter"

26B) Vanity 6 also recorded "Sex Shooter" before the Apollonia days. Her version is an honorable mention..

"Sex Shooter" by Vanity 6

 

25) "Might Like You Better" by Amanda Blank (2009). Amanda Blank is super badass. Hailing from Philly, this rapper's lyrics are ALWAYS in your face and no holds barred. She is bold and she's knows it. She's worked with producers Spank Rock, Diplo and Dave Sitek. She's toured with label mate Santigold and (lucky fuck) opened for Peaches. She released her first solo album in 2009.

"Might Like You Better"

24) "If I'm Lucky I'll Get Picked Up," Betty Davis (1973). This song reached number 66 on the Billboard Charts. Married to Miles Davis for a year, Betty moved to London after her divorce and worked as a model. She came back to the states with the intention to work with Santana, but instead pursued her own music. Sexually rebellious and loud, many of Betty's songs were attacked by religious groups. This resulted in lack of radio play by stations who feared boycotts. Betty was a woman who was truly years before her time. She officially stopped recording music in 1979. Even the title "If I'm lucky I'll get picked Up" shows that Betty was not afraid to reveal her sexual inclinations through her music. What a fucking awesome song title.. and Woman!!

   "If I'm Lucky I'll Get Picked Up"

23)  "Take It Off" by The Donnas (2002). They're propositioning a guy, asking bluntly, "Why don't you break me off?" Reminiscent of the Runaways, the Donna's (who go by Donna 1, Donna 2, Donna 3 and Donna 4) used be known as 'The Electrocutes.' They're currently working on an album despite their original drummer having to leave the project due to a shoulder injury. As live performers, these women are electric and can definitely break any crowd off.

"Take it Off"

22) "Sugar Walls" by Sheena Easton (1984). The second single from her, 'A Private Heaven' album, this song was publicly criticized by televangelist Jimmy Swaggart for its sexual lyrics. It was written by Prince under the pseudonym Alex Nevermind, and reached number 3 on the R&B charts. Sheena was a nice girl before she hooked up with Prince. She went from singing about her baby's morning train to the lining of her vagina. This song is definitely direct and upfront. Would you like some sugar with that?..

"Sugar Walls"

21) 'Kiss Me Deadly' by Lita Ford (1988). "Went to a party last Saturday night, didn't get laid but that's alright.." During the 'Hair Band' era, Lita Ford (formerly of Glamrock band the Runaways) held her own and held it down for the ladies. 'Kiss Me Deadly' was named the 76th best Hard Rock Song of All Time. Currently, Lita's voice and likeness can be found in the XBox and Playstation3 video game 'Brutal Legend.' In this video, I love the way she acts like she's riding a guy at..1:43. Classic.

 "Kiss Me Deadly"

 

20) 'Freak Like Me' by Adina Howard, (1995). A confessional into her Freakdom, this single went certified Gold when it was released. The downside was, this song pigeonholed Adina into singing only about sex. No one took her seriously as an artist and her career hit its plateau with this single. She's currently working on her Culinary Arts degree.

  "Freak Like Me"

 

19) "Funk Me," by H.W.A. (1990). H.W.A. stands for Hoes Wit Attitudes. With a name like that, what type of music would one expect? Every song they did was related sex. "Funk Me" was the first single off their first album titled 'Livin in a Hoe House.' This same album offered the song "Little Dick" which is one of my personal faves. The song is hilarious, and this groups brutal honesty about what they want and their feelings about all things sex is unmatched. H.W.A. is currently touring select dates, mostly overseas.

"Funk Me"

 

18) "Tattooed Love Boys" by Chrissie Hynde (the Pretenders, 1979). In this songs Chrissie sings about "target practice in the hole." I love it. Singing to the tattooed love boys she once teased, they showed her "what that hole was for." The band the Pretenders was formed AROUND Chrissie in 1978. She was the star and needed mates to back her. Always fearless and honest in her music, Chrissie Hynde is a musical legend. This 80's punk rock-new wave jam is the perfect song to taunt any guy.

"Tattooed Love Boys"

17) "Slow Tongue" by Millie Jackson (1983). The QUEEN of dirty talk in music. No topic was taboo. She sang about fucking your man, you fucking my man, can you fuck like a man, fuck you and lick it motherfucker.

Millie was no joke.

She's a phenomenal entertainer as you'll see in this clip. Talk about BOLD, Millie not only talks the talk she walks the walk- ON STAGE. "Slow Tongue" is one of the most outrageous performances by a woman and during it's heyday, made many people uncomfortable. She sang about sex and it's relatives during a time when women were still very much expected to stick to their to gender roles. Currently, she hosts a radio show in Atlanta and has been doing so for the past 17 years. Millie Jackson is absolutely the QUEEN of Fuck songs. Google her and find out yourself.

"Slow Tongue"

16) 'My Neck My Back' by Khia, (2002). One hit wonder Khia doesn't make you guess what she wants licked: Her NECK, her BACK, her PUSSY and her CRACK and in that order. Lick it now, lick it good. According to Wikipedia, she was describing both cunnilingus and anilingus. She supposedly wrote this song in 15 minutes. I'd never heard the term "anilingus" before reading about her. Alrighty then.

 

"My Neck My Back"

 

 

15) "Do Me" by Jean Knight, (1972). Given the year it was released, this song was provocative for its time. Jean was most known for her song 1971 hit "Mr. Big Stuff," which was on the same album. She was later known for her '80s hit, "My Toot Toot" in which she declared, "I know ya gotta another woman, so don't mess with my toot toot." What a cute way to tell someone to fuck off, no? In this song Jean asks her lover to "do me baby, like a natural man, any way you can." Sang with lust and confidence, this song communicates what Jean wants and how she wants it.

"Do Me"

14) Lil Kim, "Big Mama Thang," (1996). When the first line of a song is "I used to be scared of the dick, now I throw lips to the shit, handle it like a real bitch.." One can gather that when it comes to sex, Lil Kim ain't so "lil." Raunchy and ready, Lil' Kim established herself as a sexually aggressive vixen. She could fuck you and fuck you up. Whuh Whuh..

"Big Mamma Thang"

13) "Justify My Love" by Madonna, (1990). Written by her (alleged) ex-lover Lenny Kravitz, this video was banned by every major music video outlet for its extreme sexual themes, including girl-on-girl intimacy. If you listen, you can hear the moans and groans of Lenny singing background vocals. This song is fucking incredible, and one of the sexiest, most sensual songs ever made.

"Justify My Love"

That concludes Part I, but there is one honorable mention. I was going to include this as "Best Song About Masturbation" but in light of new information, that's changed. We say a very peaceful Goodbye to Chrissy Amphlette who died on April 21st after battling breast cancer and Multiple Sclerosis. She was the lead singer of The Divinyls, famous for their 1991 hit "I Touch Myself." Initially about masturbation, upon learning she had breast cancer, Amphlette began using this song to encourage women to give themselves breast exams. She implored women to "touch themselves" in the name of health. She is survived by her husband of 14 years, Charley Drayton. 

The Divinyls, "I Touch Myself"

If you feel any songs were left out or should be on this list, feel free to leave links, names, etc in the comments.

We love raunchy songs by women. By all means, if you can recommend some, do so dammit. :-)


Part II coming soon.

WTS.

 

8 is the new 5..

I Wish I Had a D*ck..

If I had a dick, I would probably never leave the house.

I would be stroking it all the time. Talking to it..

"Hey Dick, you good? We havin' Chinese tonight??"

I'd play tricks with it. Be balancing stuff on it. I'd start with coins.. work my way up to cans or something. Maybe even bounce balls on it. No, not THOSE balls, other balls. I'd use it to drum on things. Make Dick rhythms like no otha..

When no one was looking, I'd use it to knock on doors.

And run.

'Ding Dong Ditch' would be 'Ding Dong Dick.'

Dress it up in old socks and do a horror puppet show, scare the cat.

Or more aptly put, scare the Pussy.

No Dim Wit, that's Dick Wit. *slaps knee with laughter*

The fun I'd have if I had a dick. We'd be best friends! I would use it to give lost women directions.

True they would slap me, but they'd know where they were going. My hero dick would see to it that they were Damsel in distress no more!

I would enter my schlong in dance contests, captivate the onlookers..

I can hear the crowd now..

"Go Dick! It'sya birthday..!"

I would make my dick pop-lock. Call myself Ozone, and my dick could be Turbo.

We would do a dance scene with a broom.

I'd have to massage my lovestick daily. Oil the folds. Up an down with my greased palm. Water based lube, no vaseline dude.

This ain't prison.

I would have my peen sung to..

"You... Light up my li-ifeee"


Yeah, I'd definitely sing to my dick. Especially the lower half, the darker part..

The Bone Zone.

My dick's name would be Bubba. Or Pharoah. Or, even more narcissistic, ZEUS.

My dick would be a GOD GODDAMMIT.

I wrote a poem about dick.

Like to hear it?' Here it GO..


wanna grow a DICK quick.
a really thick prick.
a longlaster
nunna that
jizz too quick shit.
cum as lipstick.
a penile icepick.
slip-n-slides
goes by the name of 'slickrick'
solid as brick
a penis with kick.
semen icecream
when given quicklicks.
from Ronald McTrick
to a tennesee hick
the celibate bit
does not make us tick.

Dick Power.

The Only Time A Woman Can Get Ready in 5 Minutes..

TRUTH!

The 'Accidental' Twat Shot..

Ah yes. Call me a perv, but I have a thing for accidental twat shots. On some level we all know lots these shots are no "accident," but rather calculated PR moves. A woman gets out of a car - with no panties on of course - and the paparazzi just happen to be alerted and camera ready? Not to mention many "victims" are waxed and clean shaven. Cooch hair coiffed and manicured to perfection. Yeah right.

But who cares?

Whether accidental or on purpose, twat shots can be sexy and daring. They can be a sign of confidence, brash sensuality or as is with most folks nowadays, a desire for public attention. They reveal parts of a woman's intimate nature, not to mention simply her hygiene preference.

From C-list celebs to British royalty, it's happened to the best of women. Here we view a collage of 'oopsy' (and not so 'oopsy') moments..

Pippa gets pipped.

Her sister Kate Middleton too..

Our 3rd Kate, Kate Hudson. Girl don't be trying to give nobody 'the hand.' Close your legs..

Kate Moss gets an honorable mention. This statue was made in her likeness but it's not actually her..

Amy Winehouse

Gaga

Gaga Summore..



Katy Perry

Madonna with her brazen self..

Soon I'm sure..

Lindsay Lohan. The 1st stage..

Even moreso..

Full twattage. SMH.. She looks high..

Beyonce at a car show..

Beyonce at a SHOW show..

Beyonce just letting it show..

Brit Brit in pink..

Brit Brit not in pink..

Britney Spears again..

And again..

And Brit returns to pink..

Paris to the Hilt..

Megan Fox

No accident but sexy..

Looking like a flexible young Elizabeth Taylor..

Ciara

Ciara giving her trademark twat shot..

And in case you missed it..

Kirsten Dunst

Grace Jones doesn't care..she has her twat and her tongue out..

And they say they're so different..

Keri Hilson..

A very desperate Keri Hilson..

Maria Sharapova

Miley Cyrus

Nicole Swartzenwhatever..

Pam Anderson

Pink

A classy Victoria Beckham avoids this disastah..

 And the QUEEN of twat shots, RIHANNA ROBIN FENTY.

Accident:




NO accident..

  Those guys are in heaven..

Dang girl!

So as not to discriminate, American Apparel has included older women in one of its latest twat campaigns..

And let's not forget the twat shot that helped start it all..

The infamous Sharon Stone..