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Wednesday, December 21, 2011

War on Women Leaves No Women To Marry..

There is such a War on Women and Girls worldwide. Even the very word "WOMAN", is an assumption that a little girl lived long enough to become one. A guess that she wasn't systematically killed because of some collective superstitions in her village, or that she was allowed to live even when seen as a financial burden by her family. We know that having a boychild is viewed as the ultimate blessing in lots of cultures, but without girls, who's going to give birth to these sacred men? And further, who's going to give them children of their own? India, in its gender preferring ignorance, is beginning to come face to face with the consequences of having only boys (-mainly through illegal gender selection.)

It seems the chickens are coming home to roost:

The men have no WIVES to marry.


The War on Women and Girls is a vast pandemic.

Posted is a tid-bit on India's contribution..


Wednesday, November 2, 2011

The DealBreaker Series: He Can't Work The Middle

Disclaimer: This is to provide ENTERTAINMENT. Attacking comments will NOT be allowed and may be deleted. Feel free to voice your opinion, but this entry is meant to be humorous. Research was done yes, but this is not statistical data. This is a blog not a bible, so open your mind before continuing to read. Thanks.

What is a DealBreaker? If you know a man who's considered a good catch but is always single or never has relationships that last, he's probably a DealBreaker. Men who are DealBreakers are not necessarily bad guys, there's just something about them that women can't and don't commit to. Or if they do commit, they "uncommit" reasonably soon.

I suppose one could say the same for men with little dicks. And for the record, if your dick is not at LEAST 5 inches, YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK. If its THICK -but still less than 5 inches- you don't have a dick you have a cigar.

Some women -surprisingly- can be understanding about men with small dicks. Maybe they themselves are small, and don't require a man to be well-endowed. Depending on the woman, she could be happy just to have a man. If he treats her well (especially financially) and they have fun, some women can overlook it. Sex isn't everything right? *smirks* Who knows exactly why women stay with little-dicked dudes, but for most dick-loving women, a small dick is not something they can live with, i.e., a "DealBreaker." If a woman has to contort her body, like say, have her feet in back of her head, EVERYTIME they have sex just so she can feel it?

It's gonna get old soon.

Sex is supposed to be SEX not yoga. Whether its too skinny (Pencil dick), too short (Sausage), or just too small period, (Gerkin) when a woman is looking to build a relationship with a man, his dick size matters. And to the "Love Conquers All" theorists,

IT DOESN'T.

There are many women who love their small-dicked counterparts, but as you can see in the following clip, it can be mighty frustrating. Feel free to skip to the 35sec mark..



For those who didn't watch SATC, SHE ENDED UP DUMPING HIM.

And don't be fooled ladies. Men who have little dicks are aware they have little dicks. The same way women know if they have big breasts, a man so too knows that he has a small pecker. When taking a leak, a man shouldn't be able to piss on their balls. Sometimes they try to fool you by inserting their finger at the same time as their penis. (Like we can't tell, HA!) And beware of the guys that wanna ply you with alcohol and other mind-dimmers before sex. Little-dicked dudes have many little-dicked tricks to try and sway your attention from the fact that their dicks look like candidates for Pampers, not Fruit of the Loom. Fortunately with lots of little-dicked guys, they learn to do other sexual activities in attempts to compensate for their lack of inches.

If they're smart, they do them well.

Mouths, fingers, tongues, lips..all tools used to make up for the fact that his dick isn't his biggest asset. (Notice vibrators weren't mentioned? Vibrators are what women use when you're not there, not when you're there and not big). If his dick can't reach the spots and areas you need it to reach, then he should be fluent in other means of getting there. Depending on how talented he is in these sexual areas, he might be able to be kept. If not, there's a good chance he will be cheated on and ultimately dumped.

Lest not forget oral sex. Many women enjoy and are turned on by giving oral sex. When a man has a small dick, how fun is that?

Women stop sucking thumbs in elementary school.

And there's nothing worse for a woman, than sincerely being interested in a guy, and learning in that moment of truth, that his dick is just not big. That its NOT gonna be the headbanging experience she was hoping for. In these instances, small dicks can be more sad for women than it is for men.  

The good news is, there's hope! And better still, there's HELP. Enter, the Dick Sleeve. Dick Sleeves are a perfect option for guys that cant fill out their undies. They can provide girth, length or both. In this day and age, there's a plethora of dick sleeve options out there. They can be studded, ribbed or ticklish. Others can vibrate, spin and create other sensations a regular dick might not achieve. there are also dick extenders! They are slid onto the penis, and voila! A bigger more satisfying penis with no surgery. Condoms can also be worn over them. Most sleeves are relatively inexpensive.


Doc Johnson Big Warhead Sleeve, $11.95

Bigger and Better Clear Lovesleeve, $9.77
Pipedream Vibrating Sleeve, 21.95

Mega Stretch Penis Extension, $9.37


I realize men may be embarrassed by the idea that they could use the assistance of one of these products, but his priority should be his woman's pleasure, NOT his pride. Men with little dicks have no right to be selfish, and should be happy a woman is willing to try this alternative.


Otherwise, his teeny peeny might cause him to remain single indefinitely, and force him to retain his title..

as a DealBreaker.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Troy Davis- A Life Taken Before It Was Taken

"They give you life...and that's exactly what they take." Red Dufresne speaking on prisons, -Shawshank Redemption.

I didn't want to get into the Troy Davis execution. It's very painful and on everyone's lips. I did want to take a moment though, and voice an opinion on a different perspective of the Troy Davis controversy.

A perspective the sign-holders don't seem to be shouting about.

Troy Davis was executed for murder on September 21, 2011. A murder most believe -myself included -he did not commit. He was killed by lethal injection, thus ending his tragic and tumultuous life.

Troy was given the death penalty in August, 1991 when he was just 23 years old. Descriptions from people who knew him as a youngster state:

Davis's nickname at the time was "Rah," or "Rough as Hell", but some neighbors reported that it did not reflect his behavior; they described him as a "straight-up fellow" who acted as a big brother to local children.   In August 1988, Davis began work as a drill technician at a plant manufacturing railroad crossing gates. His boss once commented that "Davis was a likeable and good worker who appeared to have positive life goals..." Davis was a coach in the Savannah Police Athletic League and had signed up for service in the US Marine Corps. 

"Likeable" or not, Troy spent over 20 years of his life in a Georgia prison. Everyone agrees its wrong to put an innocent man to death,

But what about an innocent man spending his LIFE in jail?

Why isn't anyone screaming and shouting about the life that was stolen?

Troy had two decades of life robbed by a dangerously flawed and prejudiced criminal justice system. Or as it should be called, "the criminal justice assembly line." It is absolutely appalling that he, or any innocent man would be put to death, but what of the day after day, month after month,  year after year aspect of it? The lethal injection took a few minutes.

Two decades is a lifetime.

One that could easily kill the spirit of an innocent Black man serving time. This should not be invisible, ignored or overlooked. I can't help but ask why is no one talking about the life he lived BEFORE execution night?

Has everyone gone blind to the tortures, abuses and even murders that exist in prison?

And aside from the life Troy did have, what about the life he could've had? That is, if true fairness was a possibility for young, Black and poor male defendants. As soon as they enter "the system", they are railroaded by the process. They don't have the monies or legal teams necessary to adequately defend themselves against the plots they fall victim to, and as a result have little to no voice. If Troy had not fallen into the prison trap set up for young Black men, what could his life had been? What financial contributions might Troy have made to his family if given the chance? 75% of Black households are headed by single women. 60% of Black women never marry. Suppose Troy had been one of the few Black men who married and had a family? Jailed at 23, Troy never got the chance to get down on one knee.  He died with no children. Would this have been the case had he been allowed to live a normal, confinement free existence? One not marred by the blood of Georgia's deep-seated racism? What career path might Troy have chosen? He might have become a defense attorney, helping prevent other young Black men from his very fate. Or he could've worked at McDonald's.

We'll never know.

And what of his community? His neighbors said he acted as a "big brother" to local kids. Suppose he had the opportunities to do more? He could've gone from big brother to town mayor.

He, like so many other underprivileged Blacks, was robbed of alternatives.

Troy Davis was not only denied his right to stay alive, but denied his right to live at all. As an inmate, he couldn't choose simple things most of us take for granted. Choosing what we eat for dinner, when we bathe. No inmates are allowed to make these decisions for themselves. Having your every move and freedom dictated to you -as a man especially - is emasculating and dehumanizing.

Does any of that count?

 "Gangsta Rap." "Monicagate."  The election of Nelson Mandela as the President of South Africa. The music of Tupac and Biggie. The deaths of Tupac and Biggie. The assasination of Benazir Bhutto. The internet. Email. The War in Iraq. MySpace. Facebook. 9/11. Kobe. The first Black governor of NY. D'Angelo. The execution of Saddam Hussein. Dave Chappelle. Y2k. Beyonce. iPods. The election of the first Black US president. The death of Michael Jackson.


History! The happenings of America and beyond..

All seen from behind bars.

Are you getting my point?

And why the lengthy sentences? If you want a man dead, why wait 20 years? Racism surely plays a role yes, but surprise surprise, the issue is not a Black one.

It's green.

Troy Davis did time and was executed in Georgia Diagnostic Prison, which is a privately owned prison in Jackson, GA. What most people don't know, is private prisons get between $25-$30 per day, per prisoner from the federal government.

20 years in jail, equals 7,300 days. Multiply that by $25, and the amount is $182,500.00.

So the even bigger travesty, is Georgia state robbed an innocent man of his youth, vitality and life options.  They stole any opportunities for him to live as a free, independent man. Gave him the gift of depression, agony, legal battles, sorrow and complete confinement, amassed roughly 200k off his pain,

then put him to death.

(Jo'juh on my mind, my ass.)

The issue here, is not merely that Troy Davis is dead, or that the death penalty should be retired. The REAL issue at hand here, is that prison is the new slavery. Troy Davis just happened to be the latest victim. Corrupt police, corrupt court appointed attorneys, prosecutors, judges and politicians are all involved in the sham that is the justice system. Many of those we count on to carry out justice, are the ones investing in said prisons, and therefore have a financial stake in keeping inmates locked up.

Anderson Cooper? You there?

Troy Davis was just another legal lynching. He may not have won his legal battle, but the new battle he started will make his death not in vain. For many, the Troy Davis case has spawned the goal of abolishing the death penalty in every state. (As most Blacks know, the death penalty's main purpose is to legally lynch Blacks). However, my hope is that it not only does away with sentencing someone to die, but will force people to look at ALL the inmates, all the sentences, how they are reached and the financial interests of those doing the reaching.

Georgia officials side with the argument that Troy had over 20 years to prove his innocence. Perhaps true, but the United Stated has had over 400 years to stop killing Blacks for sport.

I pray that Mr. Davis has now received the freedom he was so callously denied on Earth.

Rest in Power Troy. You will not be forgotten and how could you be?

Like every Black American in this country and around the world,

I AM TROY DAVIS.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Welcome

Hello Ladies. And if you're brave enough, Hello Fellas. Welcome to "Women Take Shits", a wonderful new blog to help women and men understand the world of women, to show you how we think, why we think it, and the importance of why men should learn this language.

First off, let me address the title of the blog by saying this is not about women actually shitting. The title came about because women shitting, is something men don't like to think about, don't feel is very "ladylike," and is a topic of embarrassment for many women (when a man is involved).

Well guess what guys? It may not be ladylike, but Its "HUMANLIKE."

Does that count?

Any human being that doesnt take a shit is in trouble. Women are no different. Allow us to be -without ridicule- human beings who have normal body functions like everyone else. Not only do we shit, but we belch, pick wedgies out of our asses, and when our beds are empty *brace yourselves guys* we might actually even fart under the covers. Cardinal sin, but YEP. Pfffft!! We let it rip if we have to. 99% of the time though, we only do this if we don't have an audience. I suppose there are women who don't hold their gas whether or not a man is present, but fearless estrogen carrier that I am, would consider that a no-no. You want him to see you as a woman, not a poker buddy. And if you live together, then he already knows what you had for dinner. No need to give him a nasal replay.

That could just be me though.

Women are WOMEN. Sorry to disappoint guys, but unlike the unrealistic portrait we sometimes find ourselves up against, we do not frolick gayly in meadows. Why? Because A) I personally live in NYC. Where the hell shall I find a meadow? and B) It's hard to frolick in a meadow when you're at work. Women no longer have the time or luxury to be the matronly maidens (or readily available sluts even) men have created in their minds. We went from having dishpan-hands to having BILLS.


The stay-at-home mom is now a secretary, a student, a chef, an artist, a deejay, a business professional, a designer, a filmmaker, a nurse or whatever her profession, chances are she financially cannot afford to rely on her man. Women are bringing home the bacon, frying it up in a pan, feeding it to the kids, cleaning up after their done, and if she has a boyfriend, she's probably feeding his ass too.

Father USED to know best, now Mama heads the roost. When Papa became a rolling stone, Mama had to become the ROCK.

But I digress.

I welcome you on this journey, as we explore each other, our viewpoints, and how we can all learn from each other to create better relationships together.

Until later,

Women are HUMAN and thus take shits like eerbody else..