The Drought

My once vibrant, exciting and at times adventurous sex life,


Now consists of a website.



How did I get here?

Female Orgasms From A Mushroom!

When I found this article, the song "I believe in miracles" started playing in my head. Could this really be true? A mushroom that can give women spontaneous orgasms simply by smelling it? You mean to tell me, we don't even have to eat it? Just a whiff to get our inner thighs t'shakin'?

Oh joy!!

News like this really makes me love being alive. Who says life has to be hard? Thanks to the mushroom called  “Tropical Dictyophora” or "stinkhorns" for short, even your guy doesn't have to be hard. Even better, you don't need a guy. Even BETTER better, to receive the pleasure of the Big O., you don't even need YOU! Or your hands at least, just your nose.

No need for batteries, condoms, lube, acting classes, etc. This miracle plant can even save you money!

Give me a second to get back into my skin as I seemed to have leaped out. 

Ok I'm back.

According to an article in the International Journal of Medicinal Mushrooms, the smelling of this mushroom has been described as a strange and wonderful practice in Hawaii: women gather together to search for a particular mushroom. When they find it, they sniff it. The scent of this mushroom causes sexual arousal, often to the point of orgasm.

The article also describes a trial where 20 men and 16 women were asked to smell the mushroom. All the women showed signs of arousal, and six experienced orgasm from the smell. The study noted that the women who did climax were the first women to smell it, while those who smelled it later (when it was older and weaker) noticed fewer effects.

For men, it was reported:

"The male volunteers, on the other hand, all said they thought the mushroom’s "fetid odour" smelt disgusting, and that was the extent of its influence on them."

GOOD. That just means more for us ladies.

It's been called the "Holy Grail of Aphrodisiacs." Doesn't news like this make you wanna dance?

This mushroom though found in Hawaii, can also be found in Africa, Southern Asia and Australia. In Hawaiian and South Pacific lore, it's referred to as Mamalo o Wahine, which translates to "women’s mushroom." It has a recorded history of use in Chinese medicine dating back to the 7th century AD.

This goes back to the 7th century and we're just finding out about it? Hmpf!

Today, it's aptly named Phallus Indusiatus because of it's shape. It makes sense that a penis shaped plant would be related to female orgasms. That may not be scientific logic but it works for me! When eaten, this mushroom is very high in protein. 

I won't even comment on that, lol.

Of course, there will always be naysayers when such a claim is reported. Anything unusual or uncommon to science will usually be purported and debunked. I personally don't care about the so-called lack of proof and would like to know where I buy this. 

I'd like to do my own, ahem, research study. :)

-WTS

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Good Ole' Wiki aka Source 3
The Flimsy (I admit) but Hopeful Study

The Haters

The Haters Some More

Believe in miracles!

Of Men.. And Magnums.

The Latin root Mag- means "great, large."

When it comes condoms, men love to use Magnums, especially if they think they need them.
The makers of Magnums are marketing geniuses. The "big" they design for however, are egos.

Ego boost = Profit boost.

Men put on these "larger" sized condoms and feel like..

The REAL truth is..

And it's a heartbreaking truth..

A truth most men won't want to know..

Just warning ya..

Ready?

MAGNUMS AREN'T BIG.

In fact, they're basically the same size as any other condom, 

designed to fit the average sized penis.

The reason this "large penis" marketing ploy is able to work so well, is that in addition to men wanting to believe they have a big one, most men simply don't know what "average sized" is.

According to Trojan’s Head of Marketing, Jim Daniels, stated that “People are proud to show they have a Magnum condom — the large size really connotes a sense of ‘above-average prowess,’ let’s call it.”

Exactly. Men prefer Magnums not necessarily because their mondo-dondo boner spills out of other condoms, but because "Magnum" implies Ginormous.

It's all a head game fellas. (Pun absolutely intended).

Even the name 'Magnum' is a subconscious tool.

They're basically calling your lovestick a gun.

The thing is, some guns shoot..


Blanks.

But not all of course :)

There is an even bigger downside to buying condoms that are too big. Nevermind the fact that your dick doesn't need it's own room, but safety can be compromised. According to an anonymous college campus professional:

"We stopped carrying magnums at my school's student health center (and instead carry a differently branded larger condom for those who need it) because "magnum" holds such cache...
we would always run out of them, and they'd inevitably turn up in some poor freshman girl's vaginal canal. (I'm not kidding—there was a rash of 'lost condoms' last year among the freshmen)."

So basically, when you wear a condom that's too big, you risk it slipping off. The second sucky thing (puns all around huh?) is that it may be challenging for her to get it out when it slips off. No bueno!

Planned Parenthood confirmed:

"..Condom size — too large or too small — is a serious factor in its effectiveness. "If a condom is too big it can slip off, and that can decrease its effectiveness, "It is true that sizing is important."

So be honest with yourselves men. If you don't need the Hulk sized condom don't buy it. If she's boned you more than 3 times chances are you're a keeper. Better to have a condom that fits the size that you are, not the size you wish to someday be.

Condoms aren't jeans.

There are many ways to getting a bigger dick. None of those ways however, come in a box of 12.

Just sayin.

-WTS.


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