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Wednesday, December 18, 2013

What if God Was One of Us..





We're going to try something new today. Humor me folks, go with it.

Today, whatever name you call it, I want you to thank God for whatever you're thankful for.

Your health,
job,
relationships,
the fact that you made it to work on time after being warned.

Whatever gave you a "whew!" moment or brought you even an inkling of relief,

Say aloud, "Thank you God."



Now here comes the experiment.

Envision that God smiles when you say your "thank you."

God hi-fives you.

God is happy with your acknowledgement. Happy?

No wait,

You just made God's day!

God loves you.

I mean freakin LOVES you Dammit!

Feel the glow. The warmth. The everlasting emotional sunshine God emits.

Now picture that GOD,


IS A WOMAN.

:oO

Long haired.
Afro'd.
Freckles.
Whatever female image your mind comes up with.

Run with it.

Fun huh?

Do this as many times as you can. It's called, EXPANSION.

In the words of Sly and the Family Stone,

"Free your mind, and your ass will follow."

With that being said,

Take it away Hugh..

Hugh Cornwell "God is a Woman" video from Hugh Cornwell on Vimeo.

Monday, December 16, 2013

Monday Music Post



Charli XCX is a cute chick. Her sound is reminiscent of The Cure slash Depeche Mode with tinges of Pop Tart Pop.

And it works.

It's cool that you hear her British accent when she sings too.

She seems like a sweet girl not devilishly swallowed by the music industry yet.

Well, not totally.

Her videos are original, visual eye-food.

Her sound is new-old and special.

We like Charli and we have good taste.

She's refreshing.

Happy Monday.

"SuperLove" is super cute. And so very "made you look."



"Nuclear Seasons"



You (Ha Ha Ha) #lipstickbullets


Thursday, December 12, 2013

Throwback Thursday: Charo!




Todays 'Throwback Thursday' post is dedicated to a legend. Extremely beautiful, musically gifted and a master at being the butt of a joke, Charo has proven for decades that she has what it takes to succeed in Hollywood. For over 40 years, Charo's pizzazz, character and strong Spanish accent have tickled and entertained audiences around the globe. Fluent in Spanish, English and Japanese, Charo continues to show the world whats she's made of. Her "cuchi cuchi" trademark not only made her a millionaire, but an icon in the hearts of those who love her. A powerful woman living life on her own terms, WTS salutes, CHARO!! We love you!



CHARO




Charo was born María del Rosario Mercedes Pilar Martínez Molina Baeza in (born January 15, 1951), in Murcia, Region of Murcia, Spain. She is a Spanish-American actress, comedienne, and flamenco guitarist, best known for her flamboyant stage presence, her provocative outfits, and her trademark phrase ("cuchi-cuchi"). Charo's father was a lawyer who reportedly fled to Casablanca during Francisco Franco's dictatorship while her homemaker mother stayed behind in Murcia, raising their children.  

Charo’s age has always been a question. Official documents in Spain say she was born in 1931. The US said she was born in 1941 but Charo has always insisted she was born in 1951, and that her age was falsified so that she could marry the 66 year old Xavier Cugat who discovered her. Even further in the rumor mill, was that Cugat, already married 4 times, married Charo so that he could legally bring her to the United States. Their marriage was reportedly a contract and in October 1977, she became an American citizen, found love, bought Cugat a Rolls-Royce and divorced him.




She studied classical and flamenco guitar while residing in Murcia, and can claim Andrés Segovia as her guitar teacher. He once spoke of his pupil in an interview and remembered giving her career advice. "Stop saying 'cuchi-cuchi' so much, Charo! Be serious!" he took guitar lessons from him and other teachers from the age of nine. She has been named "Best Flamenco Guitarist" in Guitar Player Magazine's readers' poll twice.

She moved to West 257th Street in the New York City borough of The Bronx with her mother and aunt, and was regularly featured in shows with Cugat's orchestra in New York and Las Vegas, as well as in overseas engagements in Latin America and Europe. 

Charo's first US TV appearance was on The Today Show in the mid-1960s. She later appeared on Laugh-In in 1968. Her almost complete lack of fluency in the English language was played as a comic focus and she would have audiences laughing at her mangled English. This is also the time that the "cuchi cuchi" line passed into the public arena.



Charo on The Carol Burnett Show

She was headlining Vegas shows by 1971 and reportedly being paid as much as Frank Sinatra, Ray Charles or Dean Martin. In 1977, she became a citizen of the United States. That same year she married her second husband, Kjell Rasten, a producer, in California. Rasten became his wife's manager and the couple has one child, a son, Shel Rasten, who was born in 1982.

Throughout the 1970s, she was a highly visible personality, 

appearing eight times on The Love Boat, as well as on almost every talk show being made at that time. Charo was hot-to-trot. Beautiful, funny, and foreign. She took America by storm. She was even on the very short lived, Brady Bunch spinoff.

For much of the late 1980s and 1990s, after being a bit too much in the public eye, she scaled back her appearances and had limited visibility. She moved to Hawaii and opened her own dinner theater that she performed at. She and her husband concentrated on raising their son. Because of the large number of Japanese immigrants to the island state, Charo learned to speak Japanese. In the 2000s, she returned to television in commercials for Sprint wireless phone service and GEICO insurance, as well as guest appearances on Hollywood Squares, a season-three stint on the celebreality series The Surreal Life.  On May 11, 2008, she made a guest appearance on the Latin-themed VH1 reality show Viva Hollywood.

She now has a regular touring show in addition to appearances in Branson, Missouri, and Las Vegas. 

In 2008, Charo returned to the dance music scene with the single "España Cañi". The single was released through Universal Wave Records.

Currently, she performs select dates around the globe, and is an icon and sweetheart.

This skit she did on the Carol Burnett show is hilarious. It demonstrates the humor, sex appeal and charm that made Charo a star. (Carol Burnett is also hilarious in this!!)



Charo's Music Video for "Dance A Little Bit Closer"


Charo poppin' it on The Love Boat..


Finally, what she's most famous for. Playing award winning Flamenco guitar, beautifully..


Cuchi Cuchi, we LOVE Charo! Ole.

Monday, December 9, 2013

Rashida Jones calls out Miley and Nicki: Pornification of Women



Rashida Calls Out Miley & 'Pornification' Of Women

By JACKIE WILLIS


December 06, 2013


You won't see Rashida Jones riding a wrecking ball in her underwear anytime soon. In an editorial piece for Glamour magazine, the Parks and Recreation star calls out both Miley Cyrus and Nicki Minaj for their highly sexual behavior and slams the entertainment industry for their "pornification of everything."

This article, titled Why Is Everyone Getting Naked?, is a follow-up to some tweets Jones posted where she asked women to "stop acting like whores." She explains that after those tweets, she was accused of "sl*t shaming."

"But I will look at women with influence -- millionaire women who use their 'sexiness' to make money -- and ask some questions. There is a difference, a key one, between 'shaming' and 'holding someone accountable,'" the 37-year-old actress writes. "The poles, the pasties, the gyrating: This isn't showing female sexuality; this is showing what it looks like when women sell sex. ...And so much of it feels staged for men, not for our own pleasure."

Jones even goes as far as to call out some women in Hollywood. "Even if adult Miley [Cyrus] and Nicki [Minaj] have ownership of their bodies, do the girls imitating them have the same agency? Where do we draw the line between teaching them freedom of sexual expression and pride in who they are on the inside? Are we even allowed to draw a line?"

She adds that she's not buying the excuses, writing: "Please stop saying you don't want to be rolemodels. Because, guess what: You are."

The article continues, "Go ahead and make videos in which your ass cheeks slap water around in slow motion; go ahead and tweet pictures of your undercarriage. But perhaps every eleventh song or video, do something with some more clothes on?"

Jones hopes 2014 will be "more original" and "slightly more clothed," writing: "Maybe even a song that empowers women to feel good about some other great quality we have? Like, I don't know ...our empathy, or childbearing skills, or ability to forgive one another for mean tweets?"

Do you agree?

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Friday, December 6, 2013

Meet Your First Black Girlfriend..


Meet Akilah. She's your first Black girlfriend.

You can touch her hair, but your friends cant..




Akilah's Channel

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Lorde of the Why's??



Not a fan. Nice voice but it's hard to believe she's 16. Her boyfriend is 24 and everyone seems to be ok with that. 

*rolls eyes really fucking hard*

I suppose statutory rape is a-ok if you're famous. I saw this performance and made the stink face. I understand needing to "get into" your songs, but she looks like she's having a seizure.

Oh the madness that is music today..

*el sigh*


Thursday, November 21, 2013

Kim K.: Social Climber, not Stair Climber


Well well well. What did we expect from Lil Miss under-the-knife?

Kim K., on interviews-n-such, bragging about how exercise and diet is how she's been losing her baby weight, has apparently been lying through her plastic surgeried teeth. Allegedly she's been secretly using not a plastic surgeon, not treadmill.

*Yawn* Can't say that's a surprise. My question is, why lie though? LMAO.. look who I'm talking about. I cannot stand this woman..

Kim K. Slimmed Down with $80K Worth of Surgery

Weight-loss cheater! That’s what Kim Kardashian has been branded in the latest report to question how the E! reality star dropped as much as 70 lbs since giving birth to North West five months ago.


The truth is, she took the easy way out,” declares Life & Style, claiming that Kardashian, 32, has been secretly visiting a Beverly Hills cosmetic plastic surgeon to get work done, including fillers, stretch-mark treatments and a fat-reducing ultrasound procedure on her stomach that costs up to $5,000 a session.

In all, the regiment has totaled $80,000, it’s alleged.

According to the magazine’s insider, the mother-of-one gets the Coolaser treatment, which chills the skin and then uses light pulses to vaporize skin cells — removing wrinkles, scars, saggy skin and stretch marks.

“Kim is desperate to be sexy again. She wants to go back to the way things were before North was born,” the source said.

“She loves her daughter, but she loves herself and her image a lot, too.”

While the reality star’s rep denied to the publication that she’s being treated by Dr. Ourian, insiders told the mag that she’s going to great lengths to keep her visits clandestine.

During one trip to a laser hair-removal clinic, she allegedly pretended to be visiting the Pilates studio next door!

“She even wore workout clothes to throw off the photographers and begged them to make it look like she was going inside to work out, not to get laser treatments,” a source claimed.

Another reason behind Kardashian’s extreme measures to slim down: her upcoming wedding to fiancé West.

Dished another source: “She wants to be the most beautiful bride, especially since all eyes will be on her. All she talks about is losing the baby weight and wanting to wear those skintight outfits again.”

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Veteran's Day Secret: Sexual Assault in the Military

Yes, I'm insanely late, but here's my contribution to honor of Veteran's Day.

Allow me to make the disclaimer, that I don't give a fuck if any one's offended. Instead of standing in front of a flag, hand over heart, blind patriotism in the mind, proud and grateful for the military "fight for freedom.."

I choose to acknowledge a less glorious aspect of military life. One that affects women especially.

Yes, military personnel are supposed to "protect," but whom are they protecting exactly? If you're a woman in the military, you're 4 times more likely to get raped than if you're not.

And it doesn't begin and end with women. Men also file claims of sexual assault at the hands of their bullet armed brethren.

Unwanted sexual advances, rape, sexual harassment and other forms of sexual assault occur daily in our armed forces. Given the way these facts are under-reported and routinely swept under the rug..

Maybe they should start calling themselves masked forces?

The perpetrators often are living in the same barracks, not some enemy camp.

WTS salutes veterans, and especially female veterans who fight for their safety on the battle field, and off. The military deems you a hero should you go to battle, but apparently, chooses to ignore you and your trauma should you survive it.

SMH. WTS.

New data show unfair treatment at the VA for survivors of sexual assault in the military.
Veterans whose post-traumatic stress disorder is caused by military sexual trauma are much more likely to be denied disability compensation than other veterans diagnosed with PTSD.
This Veterans Day, veterans struggling with the devastating mental health effects of military sexual violence who turn to the Department of Veterans Affairs for help will instead find discrimination. Their claims for disability compensation will turn out differently depending on their gender and where they live. And the VA will expect survivors to submit documentation that often does not exist—like official reports of rape or the results of pregnancy or STD tests—while taking veterans who claim benefits for many other forms of trauma at their word.

The accounts of veterans like Navy veteran Ruth Moore have shown the impact of the VA’s hostility to disability benefit claims related to rape, sexual assault, or sexual harassment. It can be devastating. Moore was raped twice by her Navy supervisor, but the VA repeatedly denied her claims for disability compensation for post-traumatic stress disorder, requiring extra evidence because her claim was linked to military sexual trauma. The VA’s discriminatory demand left Moore without compensation, homeless, and suicidal; it took her more than two decades to finally get the benefits she deserved. 

Now, after years of litigation, the VA has released data on military sexual trauma claims that show a pattern. Veterans whose PTSD is caused by military sexual trauma are much more likely to be denied disability compensation than other veterans diagnosed with PTSD. 

Our report “Battle for Benefits: VA Discrimination Against Survivors of Military Sexual Trauma” shows that each year from 2008 to 2012, the VA rate for granting claims base d on sexual trauma-related PTSD lagged behind other PTSD claims by between 16 and 30 percentage points. This disparity is particularly disturbing because sexual assault is more strongly correlated with PTSD in veterans than any other trauma, including combat trauma. The numbers make clear that many military sexual trauma survivors who suffer from debilitating mental health conditions are not getting the disability benefits they need and deserve.

Female veterans suffer most frequently from the VA’s discrimination, because their PTSD claims are more often related to military sexual trauma than are the claims of male veterans. But male veterans suffer a form of sex discrimination too: When they make claims for PTSD caused by military sexual trauma, they have a particularly hard time getting their claims approved. In 2011, for example, the VA granted nearly 49 percent of PTSD claims from female survivors, but only 37 percent of claims from male survivors. This is particularly disheartening since, according to the Pentagon, men made up over half of the military’s sexual assault survivors in 2012.

Finally, and perhaps most alarmingly, in a country that should treat all its veterans equally, our report reveals that veterans’ access to disability compensation depends on where they happen to live. Veterans submit disability claims to one of 58 VA regional offices. The data show huge disparities among the rates at which claims of PTSD based on sexual trauma are granted at different offices. For example, in 2012 the VA granted 57 percent of all of these PSTD claims nationwide. The regional office in St. Paul, Minn., however, granted only 26 percent of these claims, while the Los Angeles office granted nearly 88 percent.

Clearly, the system is flawed. To fix it, the VA must start by changing its regulations so that it no longer holds survivors of military sexual trauma to higher standards than other veterans with PTSD. The VA has repeatedly denied the need for this commonsense change, but the data make clear that it is necessary. The VA must also continue to improve its training efforts surrounding military sexual trauma, targeting claims processors and management in regional offices that have discriminated most egregiously. 

Despite years of pressure from veterans’ advocates and survivors themselves, the VA has been unwilling to make these urgently needed changes on its own. It’s time for Congress to step in. Survivors of military sexual trauma have waited long enough.

Monday, November 11, 2013

Wonder Woman Goddamit


Somebody really wants this effing movie made..


With superheroes dominating the box office and pop culture landscape, it's simply astonishing that there hasn't been a female-lead film added the mix yet. While Marvel has a dearth of male superheroes at their fingertips, DC's most famous heroes are arguably Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman. Yet, only Wonder Woman doesn't have her own series or film franchise to call home.

The latest rumors hint at Wonder Woman being a part of the Man of Steel sequel, Batman vs. Superman, and this is the closest she's been the silver screen in years. It's truly sad that she'd be playing third string to the big boys, and possibly only functioning as a love interest at that.

For some reason, Hollywood just can't get the Amazonian princess to the screen because she's "tricky." They can get countless super-men to work, including a gun-toting, talking Raccoon, but for some reason she is the "trickiest" one of them all.

We're at the point where fans are so demanding for a Wonder Woman feature, that Rainfall Productions has created a short film of their own highlighting her strength, beauty, and more. Without words, this short film has done more for Wonder Woman on screen than Big Hollywood has in the last thirty years.

Watch the fan made Wonder Woman short below:


 


While it's just a short, it does at least one major thing that Hollywood hasn't been able to properly handle - her costume. Her updated superhero costume is both sexy and strong and fitting with the modern era. Gone is the swimsuit style one-piece of Lynda Carter's TV show and instead of going with the modern and modest leggings/pantsuit it has a very Xena: Warrior Princess look.

With Natalie Portman clamoring for a female super-hero film, Stan Lee's acceptance of its inevitability and a potential Agent Carter TV show in the works -- the superhero cinematic landscape is just aching for a female superhero movie, regardless if it's DC or Marvel.

Hopefully we won't have to wait another thirty years.


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Thursday, October 31, 2013

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Super Gonorrhea: A New AIDS


BE CAREFUL! Wrap it up folks!



'Super gonorrhea' and other antibiotic-resistant bugs deemed urgent threat by CDC

Antibiotic-resistant infections including 'super gonorrhea' and 'nightmare bacteria' kill at least 23,000 people in the U.S. each year, according to a new report from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Overprescribing of antibiotics was named as a chief cause.







A team of researchers has discovered a strain of gonorrhea like the one pictured above that may be resistant to antibiotics.

JAMIE GRILL




A strain of gonorrhea (above) is one of several infections that can't be treated by current drugs, CDC officials said.

Antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea, a diarrhea-causing superbug and a class of fast-growing killer bacteria dubbed a "nightmare" were classified as urgent public-health threats in the United States on Monday.

According to a new report by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), at least 2 million people in the United States develop serious bacterial infections that are resistant to one or more types of antibiotics each year, and at least 23,000 die from the infections.

"For organism after organism, we're seeing this steady increase in resistance rates," Dr Thomas Frieden, director of the CDC, said in a telephone interview. "We don't have new drugs about to come out of the pipeline. If and when we get new drugs, unless we do a better job of protecting them, we'll lose those, also."
RELATED: LOOK OUT, NORTH AMERICA: 'SUPER GONORRHEA' IS COMING

Overprescribing of antibiotics is a chief cause of antibiotic resistance, affording pathogens the opportunity to outwit the drugs used to treat them. Only a handful of new antibiotics have been developed and brought to market in the past few decades, and only a few companies are working on drugs to replace them.

In addition to resistant gonorrhea, the others now seen as urgent threats, according to the first-of-its-kind report released on Monday, are C. difficile and the killer class known as carbapenem-resistant Enterobacteriaceae, or CRE.

The report was conceived to bring together as much information as possible about drug-resistant superbugs and how to slow their spread, with a hope of preserving the remaining drugs that still work, Frieden said.

ANTIBIOTIC RESISTANT SUPERBUGS POSE ‘CATASTROPHIC THREAT’: UK HEALTH OFFICIAL

The United States is not alone in raising the alarm over antibiotic drug resistance. Last March the chief medical officer for England said antibiotic resistance poses a "catastrophic health threat". That followed a report last year from the World Health Organization that found a "superbug" strain of gonorrhea had spread to several European countries.

The CDC report ranks the threat of drug-resistant superbugs into three categories - urgent, severe and concerning - based on factors such as their health and economic impacts, the total number of cases, the ease with which they are transmitted and the availability of effective antibiotics.

Among the top three threats deemed "urgent" is CRE, which Frieden last March called a "nightmare bacteria" because even the strongest antibiotics are not effective against it.

GENE SLEUTHS TRACK SPREAD OF SUPERBUG

According to the report, CRE accounts for 9,300 healthcare-associated infections. The two most common types of CRE - carbapenem-resistant Klebsiella spp. and carbapenem-resistant E. coli - account for some 600 deaths each year.

"For CRE, we're seeing increases from 1 state to 38 states in the last decade," Frieden said.

C. difficile, the most common hospital-based infection in the United States, made the list of urgent threats both because it has begun to resist antibiotics and because it preys on the overuse of antibiotics.

HOW GENE RESEARCH STOPPED A KILLER SUPERBUG

C. difficile, which causes life-threatening diarrhea, spreads from person to person on contaminated equipment and on the hands of healthcare workers and visitors. It is especially stubborn in hospitals because of the widespread use of antibiotics, which kill protective bacteria in the gut for months, allowing invaders such as C. difficile to flourish.

According to the report, C. difficile causes 250,000 infections and kills 14,000 people in the United States each year, adding $1 billion annually in excess medical costs. Deaths from C. difficile rose 400 percent from 2000 to 2007 due to the emergence of a drug-resistant strain of the bacteria.

The third "urgent" threat in the report is drug-resistant Neisseria gonorrhoeae, which causes 246,000 U.S. cases of the sexually transmitted disease gonorrhea each year. Gonorrhea is increasingly becoming resistant to tetracycline, cefixime, ceftriaxone and azithromycin - formerly the most successful treatments for the disease.
‘SUPER’ GONORRHEA SWEEPING THE GLOBE, HEALTH EXPERTS WARN

Gonorrhea is especially troublesome because it is easily spread, and infections are easily missed. In the United States, there are approximately 300,000 reported cases, but because infected people often have no symptoms the CDC estimates the actual number of cases is closer to 820,000.

If left untreated, gonorrhea can lead to pelvic inflammatory disease, ectopic pregnancy, stillbirths, severe eye infections in babies and infertility in men and women.

"The three organisms that have been chosen as urgent are all increasing at an alarming rate to which therapies are limited," said Dr Edward Septimus, an infectious disease expert at HCA Healthcare System in Houston, Texas, and a member of the Infectious Diseases Society of America's Antimicrobial Resistance Workgroup.

Septimus, who was not involved with the CDC report, said the pathogens in the urgent and serious categories - which include Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus, or MRSA, and drug-resistant tuberculosis - are "certainly worthy of immediate response. I do believe it's a looming public-health crisis," he said.

In addition to ranking the threat of superbugs, the report outlines a four-point plan to help fight the spread of antibiotic resistance.

Not surprisingly, it underscores the need for new antibiotics, citing ever-slowing development efforts by pharmaceutical companies due to the high cost of such programs and relatively low profit margins of the drugs.

It also stresses the need for hospitals to prevent infections from occurring and to contain the spread of resistant infections; carefully tracking the spread of resistant bacteria; and ensuring that antibiotics are prescribed only to patients who need them.

"It's not too late," Frieden said. "There are things we can do that can stop the spread of drug resistance. We need to scale up the implementation of those strategies."
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Friday, October 18, 2013

Forever Never Part II: Fuck you Disney..


Artist Shows What Disney Princesses’ Happily-Ever-Afters Really Look Like




The one thing you could be sure about in childhood was that every fairy tale would end with a “happily ever after”. But what if we were to continue on with what happened to the beautiful princesses after we closed the last book page? Photographer Dina Goldstein imagines what lives of the Disney princesses turned out to be if we left all the fairy tale luck and charm aside. “I began to imagine Disney’s perfect Princesses juxtaposed with real issues that were affecting women around me, such as illness, addiction and self-image issues,” says Dina. “With limited funds, I began to assemble my series.” The Fallen Princesses series also comes in a book!

























The Moral of the story?


The expectations Disney sets for a young girl's life are misleading and horribly unrealistic.

Stop that shit already Disney!

PS.. the Princess Jasmine pic is racist!! Everyone in the Middle East isn't some gun toting Jihadist. I digress though..


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Thursday, October 17, 2013

Women Shrinking



In this stirring piece, Lily Myers captures the differences in what women and men are taught about themselves and their approach to life, specifically those in her family. She truly highlights why its is important to teach our daughters to be proud, bold and not shrink, because this is what we also teach our boys.

"Women shrinking, making space for the entrance of men in their lives.."

"You have been taught to grow out, I have been taught to grow in.." 

"I have been taught..


ACCOMMODATION."

This piece is excellent.





Lily Myers, "Shrinking Women"

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Bro Rape



Ok. I realize rape is not a funny topic. In light of recent confessions by Chris Brown of being raped as a child, and even on the heels of Corey Feldman admitting he set his late best friend Corey Haim up with child-sexing male predators..

I still found this funny.

Raping of men is not funny, but I thought Donald Glovers acting was hilarious.

I take comfort in knowing that will all of the sexual violations of men, women and children around the globe,

THIS PIECE IS FICTION.

Men, do you find this funny or are you too homophobic to even watch it?

Let me know.

And now our feature presentation..



Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Body Image Advertising: Men Don't Like It Either..

Womens' self-esteems are under attack daily. Magazines, music videos, celebrities and famous people alike, all conveying messages of "if you don't look perfect like me, something is wrong with you.."

This mentality is an advertisers DREAM, because too many people fall for said illusion and spend big money attempting to fit in and be perfect looking. Every once and a while however, some sheep do wake up. They do see the images of perfection as the unrealistic projections that they are, and are able to detach and just be ordinary.

Which unlike airbrushing, is normal. 

Women are often targeted because as we women know, our value is often judged by our looks. In this photo series, a group of MEN are showing everyone how unrealistic male underwear ads are, and how the "average guy" would look in the same scenarios.

It's no fun to be sublimally bullied because you don't fit the contrived image of what beauty is supposed to be. It's nice to know that men, ever the oglers themselves, don't like to be painted as asthetic underachievers either.

Just let us live. As we are. 

Photoshop was not created by Maybelline so um... #fuckoff


Funny Photo Series Shows How Ordinary Men Would Look In Underwear Ads











Dolce & Gabbana


There has been a lot of criticism directed at underwear ads as many of them feature women with perfect bodies. A lesser known problem is that men can feel just as insecure about their bodies.


To highlight this problem, Jenny Francis and The Sun have created underwear poster ads that show how ordinary men look like in them.

From Armani to H&M, these side-by-side comparisons reveal how the media has distorted our perception of how male bodies should be like.

View this thought-provoking series below.


H&M 


Armani 


Calvin Klein 



Way to go men. Be the regular, out of shape, non-tattooed, non-hunks that you are. 
Being comfortable in your skin is sexier than you may ever realize. Muah!
-WTS.

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

When Ass Kissing Is OK..



It's acceptable to kiss ass if..





it's rainbow sprinkled.









I can't think of any other times..


Can you?

Monday, September 30, 2013

Passive Aggressive + Kanye Music = Liberation for Maria



Marina Shifrin worked long hours for the Taiwanese animator, Next Media Animation, and when she decided to quit her job, she thought a viral video would be the most appropriate way to do it.

During a particularly late night when she was still at the office at 4:30 a.m., Shifrin set up cameras and started an epic one-woman dance party to Kanye West’s “Gone.”

“My boss only cares about quantity and how many views each video gets,” she says in scrolling text over the clip, representing the media industry’s larger challenge to find the right balance between producing great stories and scoring lots of page views.

Since the clip was uploaded to YouTube over the weekend, it has garnered more than a quarter million views and has been picked up by Gawker, The Huffington Post, and The Telegraph, inspiring downtrodden cubicle jockeys everywhere.


and the resgnation starts in 5..

4..

3..

2..




Good for you Maria. And her boss accepted her resignation btw.

Follow her on Twitter here:

Marina V. Shifrin

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Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Fat Tuesday Indeed..




Mardi Gras means Fat Tuesday in French.

I wonder if the founders had this in mind?

Happy Tuesday my loves.






Thursday, September 19, 2013

BJs.. Are no Breeze.


Blowjobs are work.

That's right, 
WORK.

Depending on the mouth it can be a "WERK!" situation.

BUT,

Blowjobs are a very physical task none-the-less.

And why are they called "blow" anyway? Sucking is what's involved.

Do men really know the mechanics of sucking a dick? (I'm referring to straight men, fyi).

To quote Samantha from Sex and the City, here are some things to consider..

"Teeth placement.
Jaw Stress.
Suction.
Gag Reflex.

All while bobbing up and down.
And moaning.

And trying to breathe.

They dont call it a JOB for nothing."

Well said Sam.

I would put a special emphasis on teeth placement. No man wants his dick raked by your incisors. Sometimes you have to fold your lips which can become a drain. And depending on how your positioned, sucking dick can be hard on the neck. Again depending on the woman, your hair may get in the way and yuck! Who wants pubes in their mouth? It does happen. Some guys have the nerve to have stray hairs on their shaft. No bueno.

All you men out there take note of this.

They may be called "blowjobs"..

But they aren't a breeze.


Thatizall.

-WTS.





Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Monday, September 9, 2013

Don't Drop Your Crown..





And we wouldn't want that.

Stay strong. And if you're doing alright then stay strong for others.


The World needs you.


Friday, August 30, 2013

Goddesstical Testicles..




I am absolutely that woman.

(Sans the big boobs).

I have more balls than 80% of the men I know.

Wait.

Make that 90%.

And no,

I will not fuck them in the ass. 

(As much as many of them secretly want it).

Any man that is a "homophobe" is afraid that he might like anal. PERIOD.




Happy Labor Day weekend to all the women who've been in labor.

Or labor at work to take care of herself.

And had to grow balls because the men in her life were missing a pair.

I'm from the old and the new school. I will take out the garbage, sure. But if I do, there will be no traces of a meal cooked for a GUY inside of it.

Or condom wrappers bitch.

Be a man or,

No whambam.

JUST SCRAM.

My balls are like my future.

Big.

Fertile.

And,

GOLDEN.


Peace, from the Warrior TruthBringing LightShining Goddess.

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Love Sick



Fuck Love.

I love you so much it makes me vomit.

#badmoodthesedays



Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Kim K To Start Kiddie Clothing Line..


Is there anything this girl won't do to earn a buck? Jeebus..

From the scant news that's trickled out since Kim Kardashian brought forth daughter North West on June 15, she's seemingly been focused on breast-feeding, changing poopy diapers, promoting mom Kris' talk show and working off the pregnancy pounds. But the New York Daily News says she's also spent time plotting to take over the kiddie clothing market, with a little help from the fruit of Kanye West's loins.

Kim's fashion designer friend Lloyd Klein says Kim wants to launch a children's collection, adding that he believes the yet-to-debut North would make a "great poster child" for the tot togs.

"I am sure [Kim] is going to come up with a line for babies," he tells the paper. "It is very cute to design for babies. [It would be] soft colors, pastels, something very dreamy and still trendy."

At least it would be if it actually was happening. A rep for Kardashian assures E! News that a baby line will definitely not be part of the reality star's various sartorial ventures, which ranges from her Kardashian Kollection for Sears to K-DASH for QVC.

Then again, if she changes her mind about creating ankle-biter attire, she could pick Yeezy's brain for ideas. In a report best taken with a Khloe-sized grain of salt, the London Sun claims that Kanye, who recently debuted a $120 plain white T-shirt, sent a gift package to Prince William and Duchess Kate's baby son, Prince George, featuring "mini-versions" of his clothing line, including such infant wardrobe staples as skinny jeans and hoodies.


Monday, August 5, 2013

A Facebook Heckler Gets His Ass Handed to Him..


Rant With Awe-Inspiring Sarcasm



Last week, a guy named Richard Neill posted a long, funny comment on UK maxipad maker Bodyform's Facebook page about how the company had lied to him through their advertising campaigns over the years, leading him to believe that periods involved a lot of blue liquid, extreme sports, and fun music. It received nearly 85,000 likes. Instead of ignoring it, Bodyform responded with the video above, featuring CEO Caroline Williams (played by an actress) apologizing to Richard personally, explaining that the company needed to lie to protect men from "the blood coursing from our uteri like a crimson landslide." And then she drinks blue liquid and farts. Amazing.

So basically, commericals use "blue liquid" because guys get so weird about blood. No man wants to think about the harsh realities of menstruation whether its debiliating back pain, or red blood oozing out of a woman's vagina. Lets not even start on blodclots. Sorry guys. You can thank Richard for realistic period commercials going forward. Toodles!



Fucking love this.


Friday, August 2, 2013

The Monster Will Finally Die: Ariel Castro


HOW??




In handing down a sentence of life without parole plus 1,000 years in prison, Judge Michael Russo told the kidnapper there was no place in the world for his brand of criminal.

"You don't deserve to be out in our community," Russo told the defendant, explaining he would never leave prison. "You're too dangerous."



Castro pleaded guilty last week to 937 counts, including murder and kidnapping, in exchange for the death penalty being taken off the table. The charges stem from his kidnapping, rape and assault of three women: Knight, abducted in 2002; Georgina DeJesus, abducted in 2004; and Amanda Berry; abducted in 2003.

the House of Hell

"All the sex was consensual," Castro told the judge. "The girls were not virgins. They had multiple sex partners before me.

Chains used ot hold the women
"I heard I can file for parental rights," Castro told the judge.

The room Amanda Berry gave birth in
Witnesses including police officers and medical experts revealed the terrifying details – including that more than 90 pounds of chains, measuring nearly 100 feet, were recovered from the home.

Weapons used on the women
“I am not a violent person. I simply kept them there without them being able to leave,” Castro said.

An alarm system Ariel Castro set up
“We had a lot of harmony going on in that home,” he said.

One of the bedrooms in the House of Hell
Of his young daughter who was born in captivity, Castro said: “She’ll probably say, ‘My daddy is the best daddy in the world.’ Because that’s how I tried to raise her in those six years. So she wouldn’t be traumatized or anything like that.”

Workbook pages of Amanda Berry and her daugter
“There were a number of modifications to the interior of the home to fortify certain areas,” Burke said. “There were divisions between spaces in the house that were again designed not only to make the house more secure for its occupants but also to hide, I think, the existence of additional rooms in the house.”
Another bedroom

There are many breeds of evil and sickness. This is a story of all of them. I know this sounds awfully judgmental, but for the sake of humaity, he needs to hurry up and die.


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