Treat a Man How He Treats Himself

I am soo over men. I mean like totally.

(And you KNOW I mean it when my valley girl comes out).

One thing I have learned as of late, is if a man doesn't treat himself like a king, then don't you do it. He won't appreciate it, and he'll begin to feel entitled.

It's amazing how one can go from dusty to "accusty" so quickly.

One minute he can't believe you actually chose him, the next he's wondering why dinner's not ready.

I say, if he's used to Kibbles and Bits, don't elevate him to caviar and Bon Bons.

If all he's used to is the Colonel's secret recipe, don't make him a four star general.

Do not treat a man better than he treats himself. Do NOT upgrade him to royalty, especially if he thinks himself unworthy of the court.

Your kindly actions will not change his low-self esteem. They will only change how he acts with you.

When YOU and YOUR actions elevate him to King-dom, he'll be so busy expecting people to bow before his crown..

He won't remember who put it there.

Don't lift a man who won't lift himself. It'll only come back to bite you in the ass.

Sometimes it's better to leave him smack dab in the middle of the "kingdom" you found him in.

#byeboys