TBT: Condoms Condoms Condoms!

#TBT

One of thee most hilarious scenes from the iconic Golden Girls, Rose just doesn't get it, as usual.

She gets on Dorothy's nerves, as usual.

Dorothy goes apeshit, as usual.

This scene is legendary.

#jeffandrichandrandy

TBT: Stevie Nicks

A Goddess.

A Witch.
A Legend.

You could be my silver spring.
My blue-green, colors flashing.
I would be your only dream.
Your shining autumn,

Ocean crashing.

-Stevie Nicks

"Dreams."

 Mick Fleetwood, lusting after/speaking to her through his performance.. 

"Gold Dust Woman"

Written from a riff of "Little Red Corvette" by Prince. She gave him credit on the song. 

"Stand Back"

An ultimate fav. She turns to Lindsay singing the words 

into his soul. 

You're right Stevie, he'll never get away.

"Silver Spring"

I Don't Need the Dickstraction

We sat.
He pulled me close.
His hand slightly cupped my outer thigh.
(Yeah dude, I noticed).
I've been thinking about this for a spell.
Not daydreaming or swooning,
but more like..
"hmm."
His Manfidence was apparent,
(Which I find super attractive).
He commented on how great I looked.
(His eyes said it too).

I have so much work to do. Getting involved in a romantic pursuit?

Not the goal.

I've been in project purgatory for months now.
I must stay focused (!) and complete these undertakings.

Still.
(Ok, maybe I'm a little swoonish)

It was,
Slow.
Sensual.
Just the right amount of pressure.

I could tell he's probably great in bed by the way he hugged me.




I'M NEVER CALLING HIM AGAIN.

Plastic is for Pussies..

I tried to do the responsible thing.

The environmentally conscientious thing.

I attempted to lessen my contribution to the negatives of nature.

And the verdict?

FUCK THE ENVIRONMENT.

I was actually hurt in this process!

There are some things I will not compromise.

Environment? You'll just have to suffer.

NO MORE CARDBOARD TAMPON APPLICATORS.

Coochies are not the place for the 'environmentally friendly' debate.


Period.

(pun intended)