I don't much like buffets. They're great if you're trying to rack up calories and want a little of everything, but they're unsafe. Who knows when some mad at life disgruntled Earthling will decide to piss in the jello?
Or do something worse in the whatever.
Welp, you don't have to guess.
Picture it.
A drunken grandma in Manchester England.
An all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet.
After dropping a cigarette in another patron's glass, management asks the grandma to leave.
Inebriated grandma becomes enraged and..
Shits in the food.
Yes you heard right. She shat in the shitakes.
It's a strange world we live in some time.
Stay away from buffets.
-WTS.
In a story surely too terrible to be true, an intoxicated grandma is alleged to have caused the closure of a Manchester restaurant after she did something unspeakably foul in a tray of crispy seaweed.
UK’s Sunday Sport reports the grandma shocked disgusted fellow diners when she took a number two in the middle of the all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet.
They said “ onlookers gasped (and some vomited) when the drunken 52-year-old climbed onto a chair, pulled down her tights and splattered her mess onto the savoury treat.”
They report that the grandma had been asked to leave the venue after putting out a cigarette in another customer’s drink.
When the Sunday Sport approached the alleged offender, Janice O’Dowd, she told their reporter: “Yes, I was drunk and yes, I did s**t on the buffet.”
Sue Harris was in the restaurant at the time celebrating her 40th birthday and said: “I was stood next to the woman when she grabbed a chair and climbed onto it. She was drunk and swigging from a vodka bottle and at first I thought she was just mooning her backside for the amusement of her friends.”
“I was physically sick on the spot.”
The owner of the restaurant was forced to shut for the day and let customers leave free of charge, apart from the offending table of drunken women.
He decided not to call the police.
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