Plastic is for Pussies..

I tried to do the responsible thing.

The environmentally conscientious thing.

I attempted to lessen my contribution to the negatives of nature.

And the verdict?

FUCK THE ENVIRONMENT.

I was actually hurt in this process!

There are some things I will not compromise.

Environment? You'll just have to suffer.

NO MORE CARDBOARD TAMPON APPLICATORS.

Coochies are not the place for the 'environmentally friendly' debate.


Period.

(pun intended)

Dear Men: It Wouldn't Get Hard if it Was..

So men, 
take your ass to therapy.

Men get assaulted yes.. 





But dicks cannot get hard if being terrorized or traumatized. 
They get hard when aroused.

So if your dick gets hard, well then uh..

It's not assault. 
Women don't have the same barometer.

Stop making sexual assault by men a "woman's issue," and own your shit. 

Thanks.

Quatros Anos

My sex life is on a leap year schedule.


#cobwebsonthequeen

Devos the Dummy..

Betsy DeVos could have lived the rest of her dumb life as an unknown billionaire but apparently she had to seize the opportunity to make children's lives infinitely shittier

— Leslie Grossman (@MissLeslieG) March 12, 2018

This would be funny if it weren't so terrifying.

What the hell Betsy?

Why in God's world is she the Education Secretary?

We not only wonder why was she appointed, but why did she WANT THIS?

The woman clearly has no idea what she's talking about. Sitting in televised interviews having no clue how to answer the questions posed about your - supposed - area of expertise.

Is she not embarrassed? Even a little bit?

She could've done bare minimum and at least prepped for the interview. Had her lapdogs feed her facts and statistics masking her ignorance about the public education system in the US.

Or her home state for that matter.

How do you not know what's going on with education in your state, yet are in charge of education for the country?

This blog exists to celebrate women but goddamn.

We have limits.

We cannot co-sign this woman. There is absolutely NO WAY!

WATCH: Betsy DeVos struggles to provide answers when asked for evidence to support school choice policies https://t.co/VdZFF5jXzl

— Axios (@axios) March 12, 2018

In Memoriam - Sexual Predators Edition

Oh the Razzies. Those slick folks made a video saying goodbye to the sexual predators outed in the not-so-distant past.

The #metoo movement became and is still a death sentence to the images and reputations of many a male Hollywood elite.

To the sexual harassing, disgusting, womanizing, slimy sexual assaulters, 

Enjoy your new lives..

because of the death of your old ones.

Who else should be in this video? 

TBT: Guess Who?

Here's a hint:

TBT: The Chippendales Dancers

Established in 1979, Chippendales was the first all-male stripping troupe to make a business performing for mostly female audiences. Through the quality of its staging and choreography, Chippendales also helped legitimize stripping as a form of popular entertainment.

After operating a gas station, Somen Banerjee and his partner, Loyola Law School student Bruce Nahin, bought a failed west Los Angeles disco, and turned it into a nightclub featuring female mud wrestling and exotic dancing. The idea of featuring male dancers came from nightclub promoter Paul Snider, while the club name Chippendales because of the Chippendale style furniture at the club.

The concept of the male strip show was brought to Banerjee and Nahin by Snider (later notorious for killing his estranged wife, Playboy Playmate Dorothy Stratten and then himself) who was desperate to revive his nightclub business because other ideas of backgammon and female mud wrestling were failing. They packaged the idea of a male burlesque show with the name of elegant furniture in a night club venue that was clean and refined, and allowed women to feel comfortable watching men strip down to a G-string. The concept immediately gained a huge female following and expanded to New York, London, Hamburg, Amsterdam, Thailand, Australia, Philadelphia, and Florida.

In 1990 a Saturday Night Live skit featured guest host Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley competing in an audition to become a Chippendales dancer.

In the 1997 English comedy The Full Monty, the characters' plan to form a striptease group are inspired by the Chippendales.

They were featured in the 2001 film Just Can't Get Enough.

Chippendale dancers Jaymes Vaughan and James Davis competed in the 21st season of The Amazing Race, ultimately finishing in 2nd place. 

Other notable Chippendales dancers are the actor Ian Ziering, The Bachelor star Jake Pavelka, actor Joey Lawrence, singer Jeff Timmons, and professional wrestler Kenny King.

The Chippendales, though still popular, continue to suffer from legal troubles and conflicts with "copycat" companies. Kevin Denberg bought Chippendales in 2000 with several other investors, and immediately set about distancing the company from its somewhat risqué past.

We thank Chippendales for their contribution to Americana, and for entertaining horny women across the globe.

Continue to keep those abs chiseled gentlemen. Thatisall.

Get your tickets here:

NAKED MEN SHAKING BOOTYS

Source of the Madness

The New Year: Setting Intentions vs. Resolutions

As we all settle into this new year, we think of the habits we'd like to let go of, and those we'd like to acquire.

Typically, we make resolutions.

"I'm going to lose 20 pounds."
"I'm going vegan!"
"I'm going to quit smoking."

These are definitely handy notions, but in essence they're items we'd like to DO.
Intentions focus more on how we'd like to FEEL.

One issue with resolutions, is that they imply circumstances will be better once certain factors are different. We'll be happier once we change who we are. When we fall short of our avowed "to-do's" we can feel lazy or disappointed with ourselves. Most resolutions are discarded by mid-February. Not to mention resolutions are limiting. They're governed by the mind, and anything governed by the mind doesn’t have great consequences.

Sankalpa is the Sanskrit word for intention. Intentions are instead for the soul’s growth. A good intention nurtures consciousness and has the power to significantly raise awareness. When setting intentions, we worry about our actions because righteous intention creates righteous actions. An intention will help create more clarity. Setting an intention is like drawing a map of where you wish to go — it becomes the driving force of your higher consciousness. Without an intention there is no map, and you're just driving down a road with no destination in mind.

In a nutshell, resolutions are about outcomes, whereas intentions are about the JOURNEY.

Key points to bear in mind as you set intentions are:

• Keep it positive. Make the intention has a positive tone. If your intention is to de-stress, then say something like, "My intention is to invite peace and calm within myself during today's meditation." as opposed to "My intention is to fight this stupid stress."

• Make sure the intention can evolve. If you stick with the same intention week after week, your mind will stop responding to it. Be advised that you shouldn't drastically alter your intentions or goals too frequently. The goal is polish and enhance.

• Aim for the short term. By all means think of the big picture,  just divide your long-term intention into shorter ones. This will help achieve a grandiose goal in shorter, more powerful segments.

• An intention cannot be forced. It's a seed that you have to sow and then let reap on its own. 

• It must be intention you believe in. If not, the purpose of the intention is ruined.

• Detach from the Outcome. Relinquish your attachment to a specific result and live in the wisdom of uncertainty. Intend for everything to work out as it should, then let go and allow opportunities and openings to come your way. You've released your intentions into the fertile ground of pure potentiality. They will bloom when the season is right!

• Let the Universe handle the details. Your focused intentions set the organizing power of the universe in motion. Trust it to orchestrate the complete fulfillment of your desires.  

• Gratitude is an extremely important part of the intention-setting process. If you’re always  wanting and wanting and wanting, (not finding the peace or the gratitude in your life), you'll be in a constant state of scarcity. 

Some sample intentions might be:

I intend to manifest happiness naturally.
I intend to respond first, and then react.
I intend to witness Divinity in everyone.
I intend to lead by example.
I intend to be open to success and abundance.
I intend to stop taking things personally.
I intend to forgive others, and myself.
I intend to love unconditionally.
I intend to make meditation a more important part of my lifestyle.

My intentions for the month of January:

I will focus more of my time, energy and attention on artistic passions and endeavors.

I focus on my inner purpose, dismissing outer distractions.

I am devoting my energy and schedule to creating projects that matter most to my soul.

I will take advantage of the trainings that have presented themselves to me, further enriching my mind and skill-sets.

What are your intentions? 

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